vrcanaries Chapter 184: The plot of Uncle Zombie begins
Chapter 184: The plot of Uncle Zombie begins
Lao Shiji, who said Wu Liang agreed, smiled, floated into the room, touched Jiale's face, and breathed out a cool breath that woke Jiale up.
As soon as Jiale woke up, he saw Queen Jingjue standing next to him. He immediately slapped himself and said, "Damn it, I didn't dream. Miss, who are you and how did you get into my house?"
Lao Shiji chuckled and said: "Brother, the little girl has nowhere to go. I saw there are several huts here. Can you take me in?" And after Lao Shiji said that, she pretended to slip her foot and lay on Jiale's bed. In his arms, he said: "Oh, I must have walked a lot last night and my feet are soft. Can you help me rub them?"
Jiale was embarrassed by Lao Shiji's teasing. Although she was in her twenties, she was still very pure. Where she couldn't stand Lao Shiji's temptation, she immediately made fools of herself, making Queen Jingjue burst out laughing.
Jiale also felt embarrassed to make a fool of herself in front of a great beauty, but thinking that his master was coming back soon, he instinctively felt that there was something wrong with Queen Jingjue, so an excited spirit struggled out of Queen Jingjue and said : "Don't come over. I know you are not a human being, but my master, Taoist Master Four Eyes, is coming back soon. I advise you to leave quickly, otherwise my master will not be able to help you. I tell you that my master is the last person." You hurt me. He is so powerful that you can’t beat him. If he doesn’t come back, leave quickly.”
Queen Jingjue saw Jiale's expression of wanting to drive her away but was reluctant to do so. She immediately laughed and said, "Little guy, you are indeed much more pure than that guy Qiusheng. It's so funny."
Wu Liang, who was outside the door, couldn't stand it anymore. He opened the door and said, "Brother Jiale, you are so funny, hahahaha."
"Oh, the two of you together can't beat me A-Liang, who is she? Don't you already have Kang Na? Why do you have such a beautiful young lady?" Jiale was confused for a while, and then became angry and said: "You... Why is this guy here? If you are here, it means the master has come back."
"That's right, Master, I'm back. Good on you, Jiale. I asked you to keep watch all night and you actually fell asleep." Taoist Master Four-Eyed Sword also entered the door.
When Lao Shiji saw Taoist Master Four Eyes coming back, she had nothing to do anymore, so she said hello to Wu Liang and went back to practice in the follower's space. She generally didn't like to come out during the day.
It was the first time that Jiale saw a living person disappear from his eyes. He was stunned and said: "Why did she disappear in a blink of an eye?"
Seeing this, Si Mu patted Jiale's head and said, "Don't look for her. She is A Liang's zombie. She is a zombie. Don't think too much about it. And for an innocent guy like you, she can kill you." She's playing around, she's an old wet girl."
When Jiale heard this, he immediately knew that his master had found out that he had just made a fool of himself, so he ran out quickly and said, "Master, I'm going to make breakfast. Oh, by the way, the master next door is back. "
"I'm back when I'm back. Do I have to go and pay him respects?" After Si Mu said, he said to Wu Liang, "What's up, A Liang? Is there anything missing in the new house? If you need anything, I'll ask Jiale to do it for you."
When Wu Liang heard this, he shook his head and said, "No, the small house is enough for the three of us to live in. You've been driving around all night, so you should wash up first."
"That's fine. If you need anything, just ask Jiale. Don't be polite. I'm going to wash up first."
Si Mu left after speaking, and Wu Liang remembered Jiale's words after Si Mu left. The monk next door was back, which meant that the plot of the zombie uncle was about to start soon. It was a coincidence.
But Wu Liang didn't think much about it. Isn't it just a zombie? It's not like he hasn't killed anyone before. If he dares to come, he'll give it a hard blow.
Back at the hut, Kangna also got up from the wooden bed sleepily. Wu Liang took out her toothbrush and water cup from the portable space and asked her to wash up by herself. Then he began to decorate the hut, piece by piece of furniture from the portable space. He moved it out and arranged it in the space, then helped Kangna fold the quilt and the clothes in the closet, and then laid his own wooden bed.
Because it was new, the wooden bed still had the fragrance of wood, which made Wu Liang very satisfied. After it was done, Wu Liang took Kang Na back to Uncle Simu's house again. As soon as he entered the house, he saw When I saw four eyes, I was fighting with an old monk.
When Si Mu saw Wu Liang and Kang Na coming in, he gave up the open and secret fight with the great monk, brought Wu Liang and Kang Na to the table, and said to the great monk: "These two are my senior brother's direct disciples and his Taoist companion."
Then he said to Wu Liang: "This is Master Yixiu, who lives next door to us."
Seeing this, Wu Liang saluted Master Yixiu and said, "Hello, Master Yixiu."
Kang Na sat in her seat and felt awkward. After all, Kang Na didn't abide by the rules and so on. So Wu Liang said: "Master Yixiu, please forgive me, Kang Na is always like this."
Seeing this, Master Yixiu turned his gaze from Kangna back to Wu Liang. After looking at it for a while, he exclaimed: "Oh~ It's amazing, little brother. He has perfected the golden elixir at such a young age. He is better than me and The cultivation level of all four eyes is high, powerful, powerful."
In fact, Master Yixiu said this just because he wanted to attack Taoist Master Simu. Wu Liang could tell it immediately, not to mention it was his old rival Simu, so Simu wanted to get angry when he heard it, but he thought Wu Liang was there, so he held back. Angry, he said sarcastically: "Yes, and A Liang has only been practicing for three years now. He is only seventeen years old. His future is limitless. Unlike some old guys, he is only in the early stage of practicing Jindan. "
When Master Yixiu heard this, he felt that Wu Liang was extraordinary. Just when he was about to say something, Jiale and a young woman came in with some breakfast and said, "Dinner is ready."
When the young girl Jingjing saw Kangna next to Wu Liang, she was surprised and said: "What is your name? My name is Jingjing. Are you also the disciple of Taoist Master Four Eyes?"
Hearing this, Kangna raised her head and looked at Jingjing and said, "My name is Kangna. I am not Uncle Simu's apprentice. I am A Liang's maid and wife."
"Ah, you got married so early." Jingjing was shocked when she heard this, and when she wanted to ask something, Master Yixiu stopped her: "Jingjing must not be rude."
Then Master Yixiu looked at Wu Liang and introduced Jingjing: "Jingjing, this is the disciple of Senior Brother Lin Jiu, Taoist Master Four Eyes. His name is Wu Liang, and little sister Kangna is his Taoist companion."
Jingjing stuck out her tongue at Master Yixiu, then stretched out her hand to shake Wu Liang's hand and said, "Hello, my name is Jingjing."
"Hello."
Wu Liang also greeted her symbolically. If nothing else happened, she would probably be Jiale's wife.
The breakfast was very simple, but everyone finished it in a weird atmosphere.
After breakfast, Taoist Master Simu was going back to catch up on his sleep, and Jiale was going to fetch water. Wu Liangzhenhao also followed Jiale to the water pool to take a bath. Although the weather here was not as hot as in the city, it was not very cool either.
Master Yixiu was going to take Jingjing up the mountain to collect herbs today. Wu Liang asked Kangna to follow him. After all, the mountain would definitely be more fun than following Wu Liang. Moreover, when two grown men went to bathe in a pool, it would not be appropriate for Kangna to follow them.
So Kangna followed Master Yixiu and Jingjing up the mountain, while Wu Liang jumped up to the pool with the empty bucket and Jiale.
Well, the scenery is beautiful. The water in this pool is mountain spring water, and you can clearly see a lot of grass carp swimming in the pool. Seeing this, Wu Liang couldn't bear it anymore, so he immediately took off his clothes and jumped into the water and started swimming. Seeing this, Jiale also took off his clothes and went swimming.
"Jia Le, actually my uncle and I came back because the weather is too hot and I want to swim, so that's why we came here. When we go back later, we can catch more fish and keep them to eat."
Jiale heard this and said, "Look at me."
After saying that, Jiale quickly climbed up to a high place, jumped down in the direction of the fish swimming, and launched a deep-water human bomb, which immediately knocked out many grass carps.
Seeing this, Wu Liang said: "Hey, hey, are you mistaken? I'm talking about arresting you. You're half dead after being smashed. How can you survive?"
Seeing this, Jiale was a little embarrassed and said, "Then just eat them all. If you want to eat, you can catch them later."
In this way, the days came to July, which is also the hottest time, and Wu Liang has been here for almost two months. Perhaps because of the intervention of Wu Liang Kangna and Lao Shiji, Simu did not fall in love with Master Yixiu. The two restrained each other well, and Kangna and Master Yixiu went up the mountain to collect herbs and catch game every day. Although Master Yixiu had told her many times not to hurt small animals, for Kangna, Master Yixiu could not fool her at all. Catch what you need to eat and eat it
It is indeed very annoying for the master to do his homework at night and in the morning, and his chanting also has magical powers, which makes people hard to guard against. Even if his hearing is blocked, it will be useless. This is the only negative comment that Wu Liang feels in the past two months.
On the other hand, Jiale and Jingjing's relationship was getting warmer every day, and they were living well. It was just that they both had too little face to break through the layer of paper.
Master Yixiu has also seen the Jingjue Queen Lao Shiji. He is not like a Taoist priest who will fight and kill as soon as he meets. What he admires is that God has the virtue of good life. Since existence is a life, although Wu Liang feels that Master Yixiu is so I'm going to mess with Cha Kui in the future, but I still admire him very much.
It was another day when Master Yixiu was awakened by chanting sutras. Wu Liang and Jiale picked up the buckets in tacit understanding and left. Kangna and Queen Jingjue followed behind. Kangna and Lao Shiji washed Wu Liang and Jiale in the front, and let Wu Liang and Jiale relax in the back. It was normal for Jiale and Wu Liang to wash and catch fish. It was not until noon that Wu Liangcai and Jiale came back with water, and Kangna followed behind with the fish dressed in grass.
After lunch, a convoy came not far away. Well, let’s call it a convoy. After approaching, Taoist Master Simu looked at the huge golden coffin and said: "Wow, it’s a bronze-horned golden coffin. There’s something inside." He must be a ruthless person.”
When Jiale saw this, he said: "This whole coffin is made of gold, how much does it cost?"
After walking in, the Taoist priest leading the way saw Taoist Master Simu and said loudly: "Brother"
Only then did Taoist Master Four Eyes see that the Taoist brother leading the team turned out to be his junior brother Qianhe, so he saluted and said: "Junior brother, you have received a large order of copper-horned gold coffins. Could it be that there is something inside?"
"Yes, there are zombies inside." Taoist priest Qianhe also returned the gift and said: "Brother, please lend me some glutinous rice. These two are"
"Uncle Qianhe" Wu Liang raised his hands in a salute and introduced himself: "My name is Wu Liang, Lin Jiu's direct disciple. Her name is Kang Na, my Taoist companion."
"Oh, he is the successor of Senior Brother Lin Jiu. No wonder his cultivation level is so high." Taoist Master Qianhe couldn't help but sigh after returning the gift: "Senior Brother, you have found a good successor. Unlike my four disciples, the four of them only know how to succeed." A guy with brute strength. Southeast, northwest, come over and meet your senior brother Wu Liang."
"I've met senior brother." The four strong men from the southeast, northwest and north saluted Wu Liang, and Wu Liang returned the salute and said, "Hello, four junior brothers."
Just when Taoist Master Simu wanted to continue asking questions, a sissy suddenly came over and said, "Why are you talking here on such a hot day? Why don't you leave quickly?"
Upon hearing this, Taoist Master Qianhe said, "Guanshi Wu, this is Taoist Master Simu, my senior brother. I'm here to borrow some glutinous rice from them."
"That's it." When Wu Guanshi saw this, he didn't want to take care of it anymore, so he said: "Okay, hurry up."
At this time, the little brother on the sedan said: "Wu Shilang, let's take a rest."
"Okay, then let's take a rest and continue." Wu Shilang said.
At this time, Taoist Master Simu had time to ask: "Junior brother, since there are zombies inside, why not burn it?"
Upon hearing this, Taoist priest Qianhe said bitterly: "This zombie belongs to the royal family on the border and cannot be burned. We just have to transport it to Beijing as soon as possible to wait for the emperor to die."