vrcanaries Chapter 409: Special Treatment for Insomnia
Chapter 409: Special Treatment for Insomnia
"Wow! This is the Dandingsi? Is this entire place a hospital? It's huge, isn't it?"
Luca was like a child who had just arrived in a big city. Even though he had been in the fairy boat for some time, he still felt surprised unconsciously.
Xing folded his hands over his chest and said, "This isn't really a hospital, it's actually a research institute."
"Is this a place like a medical research institute? You're so awesome that you brought me here directly to see a doctor!" Luca couldn't help but give a thumbs up.
Then, he caught a glimpse of a familiar figure out of the corner of his eye.
Luca leaned close to Xing's ear and said, "Hey! Isn't that Miss Su Shang? Why is she here too?"
Before Xing could respond, Luca had already walked to Su Shang's side, "Miss Su Shang, what a coincidence! Are you sick too?"
【Hahaha. 】
【The people are simple and honest.】
[Her little mouth is as sweet as honey.]
【I'm starting with zero frames. 】
[What a blunt statement.]
Hearing this, Su Shang puffed up the corners of her mouth and replied angrily, "How can you talk like that? You're the one who's sick!"
"Sorry, sorry, I mean...are you here to see a doctor too?"
"No, I'm here to prescribe some medicine for those Yunqi brothers who had injuries from falls."
Seeing Luca and Su Shang chatting enthusiastically, Lingsha asked Xing curiously, "Xing, we meet again. Who is this person next to you?"
"Belloberg's extraterritorial visitor."
Luca politely agreed, "Hello, my name is Luca, and I'm a friend of the Pioneers. I'm from Beloberg, and I'm a contestant in this martial arts ceremony!"
"Belloberg..." Lingsha eased the awkwardness with a smile. "I'm sorry, I'm not very knowledgeable. But welcome to Luofu. Mr. Luca wants to see a doctor?"
Luca nodded. "Well, this is a bit strange..."
Luca elaborated on the symptoms of hallucinations he experienced after arriving in Luofu.
Lingsha lowered the hand that was supporting his chin. "Interesting. ...Well, let's do an X-ray to confirm if there's any organic problem with the brain. As a fighter, it's inevitable that there will be some similar problems."
"Huh? How does it have something to do with 'temperament'? Is having a bad temperament considered a disease?" Su Chang performed quite stably.
【Su Chang played steadily.】
[This is the Su Shang I know. What idiom did you say? Is that what you should do?]
I heard that Su Chang also has a role in Honkai Impact 3rd.
[I hope that Beng San Su Shang can change her character design, preferably to be well-versed in both civil and military affairs. ]
【You're thinking about farting. 】
【Hahaha, I feel like this is worth a challenge.】
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Lingsha quickly explained, "It's an 'organic problem'! It means...how can I explain it to you?"
After a moment's hesitation, she explained in plain language, "Actually, my brain is broken."
Luca almost popped his eyes out of his head. “Ah—are you crazy?!”
"Don't worry, since you've come to Danding Division, I'll try my best to find a solution."
Then he took Luca to a brain CT machine, which looked like a mirror.
Not long after.
Lingsha looked at the CT image in his hand and let out a long "hmm."
This frightened Luca, who remembered that when Natasha sighed like this, it meant the patient was dying. "Master Si Ding, have you figured out what's going on? Can I still be saved?"
Lingsha: "Hmm..."
Xing also said "hmm".
"There's a huge shadow on his brain... Could it be that..."
Luca's heart suddenly stopped. When he came to his senses, he begged, "I, I'm still young, doctor, I don't want to die yet..."
Xing carefully examined the huge shadow and asked, "Could this be a misdiagnosis?"
Su Shang: "Ah...that shadow looks like my hand."
"Look, you're still making the 'yeah' sign! I told you this isn't a group photo." Lingsha turned to look at Luca. "From the X-ray results, there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with your brain. Mr. Luca, have you eaten anything unusual lately?"
Hearing that he was fine for the time being, he finally felt relieved. He slowly recalled his recent menu in his mind, "Let me think... When I first arrived at the Immortal Boat, I ate some local specialties - Ming lotus root cake, red oil-chopped beef offal, Linyuan Ice Spring, soda bean juice, spicy chicken, garlic sprout pork belly..."
【I am hungry after reading the names of the dishes. 】
[Wait a minute, did something incredible appear? ]
Soda bean juice? Luca, this is it!
[Hahaha, awesome! The championship is guaranteed!]
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Luca added, "Once the competition officially begins, my diet will be very fixed - brown rice, corn, buckwheat, boiled chicken breast, boiled beef leg, boiled fish, boiled shrimp..."
Su Shang unconsciously took a step back, "Uh...feeding the pigs? Mr. Luca, tell me boldly, is Xing abusing you? I will make the decision for you!"
"No! It's competition time now, I have to control my diet and I dare not eat anything carelessly."
Lingsha shook his head. "Although his appetite is astonishing, he doesn't eat anything that will damage his brain."
"Oh, right! After the match with Miss Su Shang, I drank a bottle of 'Good Dream Sparkling Drink'! But I had already started to hallucinate before that?" Luca had a flash of inspiration.
"Sweet dreams...bubble drink?" Lingsha thought for a moment and then understood the reason.
"I think I understand what's going on. You're in a foreign land, so it's inevitable that you're a little nervous. This chaotic and uneasy state of mind was exacerbated after you drank the Sweet Dreams Sparkling Drink.
That drink was added with a lot of mnemonics, originally intended to stimulate sleep and make people have sweet dreams. But for some reason, it amplified your uneasiness and eventually triggered severe hallucinations.
Luca spread his hands and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't understand a word you said just now..."
[Me too.]
【Don’t say you didn’t understand, I didn’t understand either. 】
"It doesn't matter if you don't understand. There's no cure for this symptom."
Lingsha's words almost scared Luca into cardiac arrest again.
Seeing this, Lingsha hurriedly explained, "What I mean is, you don't need to take medicine. You should wander around Luofu more and be exposed to new things. Also, stop drinking the Good Dream Bubble Drink. In a few days, your symptoms will gradually disappear."
Luca breathed a sigh of relief. "Stroll around Luofu more... and don't drink the Sweet Dreams sparkling drink... Okay, doctor, I've taken note of the doctor's instructions."
"I suddenly remembered that there's a little thing that can help relieve your symptoms... Please wait a moment."
After Lingsha left, Xing and Suchang started chatting and learned a key piece of information from the conversation. The martial arts ceremony has a popularity resurrection mechanism. As long as your popularity is high enough, you can participate in the resurrection match and return to the competition.
It's a good rule of the game.
……
While a few people were still chatting, Lingsha came in front of everyone with a pig following him.
This pig looks like a rice ball with legs.
"Mr. Luca, come and take a look. This is the 'Night Tapir Therapy' I prepared for you."
Su Chang's eyes instantly welded to the Nightmare Tapir, and her girlish heart overflowed, "Oh my God... What is this? Touch it! Oh my God... What is this? Touch it!"
At this moment, the nightmare tapir in the camera made a cute sound, "Meimei~Meimei~Meimei~"
"Ohhh... so cute, baby, you are a big strawberry bun~ muah, baby, muah~"
【Don't mention it, Su Shang's description is quite apt.】
[She looks cute, but I don’t like her very much.]
This pig looks quite unique.
[I think it's pretty cute, hahaha. This would be great as a pillow.]
[This daily routine is so interesting. I'm tired of fighting and killing. Please give me more of this kind of daily routine.]
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Xing raised her eyebrows and looked at Su Shang, "Su Shang, be more reserved."
"I can't be reserved in the face of such a cute creature!"
Lingsha pointed at the dream tapir and began to explain, "This is the dream tapir from Zhu Ming Xianzhou. It is warm in nature, sweet in taste, and cannot be eaten."
Sweet? Inedible?
[Not edible, but sweet! ]
How do you know it tastes sweet?
[I wonder if this nightmare tapir and the piggy bank have any racial relationship? ]
【Anyway, they're all fat and round subjects.】
【ChenChen is furious! 】
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Then Lingsha explained its general function. The dream tapir is a creature that survives by devouring memory matter. As long as Luca puts it next to him when he sleeps, he doesn't have to do anything.
Luca felt it was magical, and it felt even more magical after Lingsha said he would not charge a penny.
[Give me one. I'm a college student, and every night when I close my eyes I write my graduation thesis.]
I want one too. The thought of endless hours at work as soon as I open my eyes makes my head hurt so much I can't sleep.
[Every day I'm busy with mortgages, car loans, and credit loans, and I'm losing sleep.]
[Mihoyo, if you're serious about this, please find a way to sell the Nightmare Tapir.]
Suddenly, a link popped up in the lower right corner of the video:
"The Dream Tapir doll pillow is made using a special process, and its interior slowly releases a sleep-inducing gas.
The material is soft and hard, which can effectively improve sleep quality."
[Holy crap? They really made it?]
Does this thing really exist?
[It's just a pillow that has aromatherapy. I think it's very expensive.]
[Who said Mihoyo can't make money? Get out of here.]
[Isn't there a link? You won't lose anything by clicking it.]
The audience clicked on the link and were completely dumbfounded.
The notice only read, "Anyone who places an order on the 21st will enjoy a 1 yuan discount on 99 yuan."
In other words, you can buy a dream tapir doll pillow for just one dollar.
【One yuan? 】
[Only one yuan? Will Mihoyo make money?]
[Is the one yuan authentic? ]
[I saw that the one yuan price was just for the doll. The sleep-inducing fumigant inside had to be purchased separately, but it wasn't expensive, and shipping was free.]
[It's only one yuan, it's no different from a free gift, so why would you want a bicycle?]
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At this moment, Su Shang suddenly interrupted, "Um! You two! Do you have other things to do later? It must be very inconvenient to carry this baby! Right?!"
The nightmare tapir beside him fell down, snot bubbles came out of his nose, and he fell asleep immediately.
"What are you going to do..." Xing narrowed his eyes and looked at Su Shang.
"Don't look at me with such vigilance!" Su Shang looked at the Dream Tapir expectantly. "You guys go and do your own things first. I'm just about to go back to the Jingfeng ship to deliver medicine to the team members... As a Cloud Rider, I'm here to help others in need and do good deeds every day. I can help you carry this Dream Tapir back to the lounge! I'll just hold it for you and I won't keep it for myself!"
Luca responded generously, "Of course, Miss Sushang. You can come and play with it anytime~"
"Okay! Thank you, Mr. Luca~" Su Shang thanked him and looked at the sleeping dream tapir with a perverted look on her face. Her hands moved closer and closer. "Come here, baby. Hehehe~ A little dream tapir like you was born to be eaten by Sister Shang Shang~ Hehehe~"
【Haha, Lady Shiji? 】
[I am dying of laughter, Su Chang's girlish heart is overflowing. 】
Su Shang held the dream tapir in her arms, applied some facial cleanser, and with a smile that only appeared in sweet dreams, she left the sight of several people.
"She looks exactly like Seele did when she first saw a live dire bear..." Luca nodded thoughtfully.
Lingsha looked at Suchang's back and smiled slightly. "It seems that the dream tapir can not only restore people's rationality, but also make them lose their rationality. It is an interesting research topic."
Lingsha was busy with affairs, so he left first.
Then, Xing and Luca left Danding Division and went to Taibu Division.
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The camera turns and the two have successfully met with Ling Ke.
According to Ling Ke, she watched people playing cards in Changletian, and one of the kind-hearted girls said she could help repair the jade omen.
Then there is no more then.
Luca frowned slightly, "Isn't this girl a little too much?"
Xing scratched his head. After hearing Ling Ke's description, an old friend naturally appeared in his mind.
"Then I'll go call her back."
Ling Kezhen nodded and pointed in the direction the enthusiastic girl left. "That girl should be over there, playing some kind of 'game' with a few other fortune-tellers."
Soon, Xing saw Qingque and another fortune teller playing some game.
It’s President Qing!
After a lot of tug-of-war, Xing didn't know why he became so popular in the so-called "searching circle".
But the result is good, Qingque finally comes back.
……
Qingque and Lingke smiled at each other, then looked at Luca, "This friend is the Luca you mentioned, right? I've heard a lot about you, and I've been seeing you on the news lately. My name is Qingque, and I'm a fortune teller at Taibusi.
Ms. Lingke told me everything. She also said she had a rare antique and wanted me to see if I could repair it.
I took one look and realized it was a jade omen... and a model from hundreds of years ago. Out of curiosity, I took on the task of restoring the data.
For a moment, Xing thought that she had been bewitched by Sunday and that she was still in Pinocchio.
"This isn't a green bird!"
"Alas... I can't hide it from you." Qingque said helplessly, "Didn't Master Taibu go back to his hometown of Yuque to do some business? Before he left, he stuffed me with a bunch of data, tables, data, tables, data, tables... I almost went blind!
Now there is an opportunity to restore important historical documents... Strictly speaking, this job is not considered slacking off, and you can also see some new stories, so why not do it?
Actually, I have already restored some of the information. But Ling Ke said that you must be the first to see it because the owner of this jade omen is your life idol.