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Qin Yi glanced around, seeing the hungry faces of all the immortals, and couldn't help but feel sad.

"Okay, old iron sisters, I invite you to dinner!"

Qin Yi's words made the immortals seem to come alive, and the slogan "General Qin is awesome" resounded through the earth again.

Then Qin Yi returned to Jiangcheng, but it was already early morning, and most of the stores were still closed.

Qin Yi was strolling around, and saw a barbecue shop that was open all night.

"It's up to you!"

Qin Yi walked to the barbecue stand, the boss smiled and said, "Hey, Peng Yuyan, what do you want?"

Qin Yi's eyes lit up, this boss knows how to do business.

"Boss, I, Peng Yuyan, take care of your stall!"

The boss was shocked. He didn't expect that Peng Yuyan, out of politeness, would get rich overnight.

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In Huaguo Mountain and Water Curtain Cave, the originally lifeless atmosphere has become active. All the immortals in the Heavenly Court held kebabs in their hands, and praised General Qin's craftsmanship while eating.

At this time, Qin Yi turned into a skewer master, standing in front of the grill, baking various food for everyone.

Qin Yi looked at all the immortals in the heaven eating happily, and smiled, wiping the sweat from his forehead, he felt that the world was worth it.

Dad said, hello everyone is the real goodness. Qin Yi has always kept this sentence in his heart and never forgot it.

At this time, the Jade Emperor held roasted leeks in his left hand and roasted gluten in his right hand, with a blissful face, and walked to Qin Yi's side.

"General Qin, I didn't expect that you are not only a beauty, but also a craftsman!"

"Of course, even if I am honored as Xiudi now, I can't lose the traditional craftsmanship."

As Qin Yi said, he concentrated on grilling the skewers. In order for everyone to have a big meal, Master Qin, who had been busy all day, still didn't dare to stop.

Especially the generals of the Heavenly Court, Nezha, Yang Jian, Giant Spirit God...

These celestial beings who are usually in charge of fighting, became more edible after being reduced to mortals.

After everyone had eaten and drank enough, Qin Yi showed a gratified smile.

General Qin's generosity once again moved the immortals, and everyone scrambled to dedicate their bodies to Qin Yi.

But Qin Yi saw through everyone's little tricks at a glance. The immortals in the heaven said they were dedicating themselves, but they were actually greedy for their own bodies...

"Everyone who is full of food and drink, pay attention, this general has good news for you!" Qin Yi jumped onto the stone platform and smiled.

Immediately, all the immortals in the heaven took the small benches and notebooks and sat in a square formation in an orderly manner, ready to listen to Qin Yi's speech.

Qin Yi cleared his throat and said, "Brothers and sisters, I have found a solution to this catastrophe!"

Before Qin Yi finished speaking, all the immortals were shocked.

Lei Zhenzi: "Fuck, General Qin, is it true or not?"

Immortal Fairy of Yaochi: "General Qin, you are not kidding us, are you?"

Barefoot Immortal: "General Qin, if you lie to others, the chicken will be shortened by five centimeters!"

Taibai Jinxing: "Barefoot Immortal, you are too vicious, what if General Qin shrinks into a negative?!"

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After all the immortals were surprised, they couldn't help but doubt Qin Yi's words.

After all, this catastrophe was extraordinary. Everyone was prepared to fight a "protracted battle", but after only one day, General Qin said that he had thought of a way, so he couldn't believe it.

Qin Yi saw the reaction of the immortals, which was expected, and then a wise smile appeared on the corner of his lips, and he said seriously: "My fellow immortals, let me declare first, that I am more than five centimeters. Secondly, I have really found a way to survive this catastrophe!"

Zhinu: "General Qin, don't be a fool!"

Queen Mother: "Yes, General Qin, don't make us guess!"

Jade Emperor: "General Qin, I really can't guess, so just tell me, how many centimeters are you?"

Qin Yi's face was gloomy, "Bah~ donkey's lips are wrong, don't you guys should care more, isn't it the way I thought of?!"

The Jade Emperor winked and showed a wretched smile, "Don't make trouble with General Qin. In comparison, we are of course more concerned about your privacy!"

When the Jade Emperor said this, all the immortals nodded in agreement.

Qin Yi felt a headache, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "You are really a bunch of idiots and rotten girls, I am really scared!"

"General Qin, I and everyone are actually joking with you, don't put too much pressure on me... tell me, what solution did you think of?" Seeing that Qin Yi had the urge to hit someone, the Jade Emperor was also clever, so he quickly got back to business.

Qin Yi rolled his eyes first, he knew very well that it was not a joke just now, the group of guys in front of him are all very bad!

But Qin Yi still adjusted his mentality, smiled again, and said confidently: "My fellow immortals, this general has been thinking hard all day for you, and only then did he come up with this excellent solution, which is..."

"Cultivate immortals scientifically!"

As soon as Qin Yi uttered these four characters, all the immortals in the heavenly court were stunned, and the atmosphere became solidified. Not to mention applause, there was not even a squeak.

Seeing that everyone was silent, Qin Yi frowned, a little sullen, and complained resentfully: "Fuck, old irons, what do you mean? I racked my brains to come up with an excellent solution for you to return to heaven as soon as possible. This is what you guys are? It's nothing!"

The Jade Emperor came over, patted Qin Yiqi to encourage his chest, and comforted him: "General Qin, calm down, it's not that we don't respect the fruits of your brainwork, after all, we are also gods, you talk about science to us gods, don't you respect us a little bit?"

Qin Yi pursed his lips, what Brother Jade Emperor said made sense, there was an insurmountable gap between science and theology.

But in this world, there must always be the first person to eat crabs!

So Qin Yi regained his strength, and said solemnly: "Everyone, it may be difficult for you to understand now, but let me put the words here, with me, Qin Yi, scientific cultivation of immortals will no longer be a dream!"

The leap of the times often requires a leader, and Qin Yi thinks that he will be that person!

At this time, among the bewildered immortals in the heaven, a beautiful shadow stood up.

Fairy Chang'e looked excited, and took out a yellowed "Quantum Mechanics" from her arms.

"Brother Qin, others don't believe in you, but my sister believes in you. I am indecisive, quantum mechanics, so I will always support you, love you!"

After Chang'e finished speaking, Fairy Zixia also stood up, expressing her support and affirmation for Qin Yi.

Immediately afterwards, people stood up one after another, expressing their agreement with General Qin's idea of ​​"cultivating immortals scientifically"!

Qin Yi bit his lip, a little touched, which made him unable to live up to the expectations of everyone in Heaven.

After the speech was over, Qin Yi looked at his watch. It was already past six o'clock in the morning, and the sky outside the Water Curtain Cave was already pale.