vrcanaries Chapter 1532 The harassment came so suddenly
Chapter 1532 The harassment came so suddenly
Fan Like was originally grabbing a big duck leg and stuffing it in his mouth, but when he saw this scene, he opened his mouth in surprise, and the meat that he had chewed up but had not yet swallowed fell out of his open mouth with a "swish".
Why? They were all here to eat and drink for free, so why could Sister Caibao sit comfortably at the top seat, eat whatever she wanted, and be surrounded and flattered by a bunch of middle-aged women?
And what about him?
He went through so much trouble and risked being discovered to climb in from the backyard. Unfortunately, he sprained his foot when he jumped down. Even more unfortunate was that he jumped into the doghouse...
Three huge wolfhounds, as fierce as wolves and tigers, were barking softly, as if they were going to tear him to pieces.
Fortunately, they were on leashes.
Maybe the host thought that there would be a banquet today and it was not appropriate to let the dog out to run around.
Fortunately, he was smart and prepared some big bones in advance, otherwise, he would have been torn into pieces by the three big wolfhounds and become a hand-torn chicken.
He finally climbed in and made his way to the front yard. To be honest, if the meal wasn't so good, he would have felt that it was a waste of effort to go through so much trouble.
But his situation was so difficult. Compared with the example of Noha and the other guy who were chased away by dogs before they even entered the door, he felt very proud and complacent. At least, he successfully entered the house and sat at the table.
Look, this is the difference between having a brain and having no brain. He, Fan Like, is very smart.
But now, he saw Sister Caibao...
“Woo woo woo…” Why is the gap between people so huge? He refuses to accept it, and he will never accept it even if he is beaten to death!
Sad eyes kept shooting towards Sister Caibao, but Caibao was now surrounded by a group of middle-aged women, who were happily drawing lots for them.
She had followed Zheng Shou for a long time and had learned a lot of his skills in deceiving people.
Especially since she has a good memory, she will never forget what she has heard once. The disadvantage is that the baby has a limited vocabulary and cannot speak completely, so Fang Shiyou's role is highlighted.
He helped his master to fill in the words that he couldn't say, and the master and apprentice worked together to decipher most of the divining sticks. For a few difficult ones, he even called Zheng Shou to ask for help from the audience outside the venue.
I have to say, the fortune stick for wealth is really effective.
When asked about past events, she answered every question correctly; when asked about the future, she also spoke in a very convincing manner. Amid the amazement of the crowd, Caibao's business was booming, as if today was not a birthday party, but Sister Caibao's lottery meeting.
Tsk tsk tsk, this master is even more miserable than him.
Fan Like shook his head and lowered his head to pick out the vegetables.
For some reason, there have always been few people at this table. For such a long time, only he and an old man have been sitting here.
That old man... eh?
Suddenly, a sizzling roast goose leg appeared in front of him. He turned around and saw a smiling face full of wrinkles and a mouthful of yellow teeth.
"You like to eat legs, don't you?" The old man laughed extremely obscenely: "Hey, my legs, you can eat them."
He even winked at him...
Can you imagine a skinny, bald old man in his sixties winking at him?
Fan Like shuddered, and before he could reply, the old man came closer: "Eat. You're welcome." He pushed the roast goose leg to his mouth, and the old man's bad breath wafted into his nose: "Follow me, I guarantee you'll have enough to eat."
Follow...him?
How to follow?
Fan Like followed his gaze and discovered that the old man's obscene gaze lingered from his strong chest muscles, all the way down, from front to back, and even looked at him repeatedly from behind, with a smile on his face revealing great satisfaction.
Fan Like:......
My whole body was numb.
He was...harassed by an old man? With a roast goose leg?
The incident was so unbelievable that he forgot to react for a moment.
Who would have thought that the old man's hand suddenly reached out to his buttocks, patted it, and then squeezed it hard: "Eat, when you're full, it will be my turn... hehehehe..."
Fan Like was furious!
Reason was like a gun that had exploded. With a loud bang, it was blown to pieces.
He was so angry that he grabbed the roast goose leg, lifted the old pervert's collar, and stuffed it into the old pervert's big yellow-toothed mouth: "Eat, eat, eat! I let you eat it! I let you eat it!"
The old pervert was picked up and shaken left and right like a bald old rooster. After stuffing him, he stretched out his leg and kicked the old pervert over: "Go to hell!"
The table and chairs were all knocked over with a loud bang, and even the cups, plates and bowls on the table fell to the ground with a crackling sound.
Such a great humiliation, as a straight man who can't be any straighter, Fan Like was furious. He jumped up, picked up the old pervert and punched him, instantly beating him up and making him scream.
When the scream was heard, Caibao's eyes lit up immediately. He slid down from the chair very quickly and ran over there.
Her movements were so fast that the aunts didn't have time to react, and the little one disappeared. They turned around to look -
"Hey, it's Old Ten again."
"This old guy always causes trouble. Last time, he tricked Gu Lao's grandson into coming home with candy, took off his pants and tried to do that. Fortunately, Gu Lao found out and beat him half to death. Now, he is causing trouble again."
"All year round, no matter if it's our village or other villages, they are always harassed by him. This old man who is always nagging is really evil."
Fang Shiyou hurried over to protect his master, but the treasure was too powerful and rushed directly to the front line of the melon-eating. Fang Shiyou was a little slow, as there were already three layers of people inside and three layers outside. He tried to squeeze for a long time, but couldn't squeeze in even half a circle, which caused the villagers to complain again and again.
"Why are you pushing so hard? You want to see it, but we don't want to see it?"
He finally saw a small gap and was about to squeeze through it when a big lady who came out of nowhere pushed him away. Then he watched helplessly as the old lady forcefully squeezed into the inner circle. Fang Shiyou sniffed and once again felt really useless.
Even through several floors, he could hear the applause and cheers from the treasure inside: "Great! Beat, beat, beat!"
His master really loves to watch the fun, no matter how big the event. He always gets involved in everything and is always at the forefront of the fun.
After Fan Like beat the old pervert for two or three minutes, he was stopped by Gu Dahai who came rushing over.
"My dear little brother, we can discuss this matter. There is no need to take action, right?"
Fan Like was so angry that his eyes turned red: "Why is it unnecessary? Do you know what he did?"
"What did you do?"
"He...he..." Even a rough man like Fan Like was too embarrassed to speak. After all, which man would be willing to admit in front of so many people that he was harassed by an old man.