vrcanaries Chapter 1515: Dad
Chapter 1515: Dad
Caibao pointed at Xuanzi and said, "You! Bet with them!"
She couldn't believe it.
Xuanzi shook his head and retreated: "No, I can't beat him."
Although Lele looks arrogant, he is a famous chess champion in the Children's Palace. At a young age, he is already unbeatable in his class. Not only that, he has participated in many competitions and won first place every time.
So when he provoked Xuanzi before, Xuanzi didn't dare to accept the challenge. Isn't it stupid to gamble with others when you know you will lose?
He is just a coward, not a fool.
Caibao glared and said, "Why should I be afraid of him? I'm here."
"Boss, this isn't a fight. You're useless."
"Hey!" Caibao was unconvinced and turned to glare at Lele: "If he doesn't compete with you, I will!"
"You?" Lele glanced at her and asked, "Can you play Go?"
"No." Caibao answered very straightforwardly.
Everyone fell.
If you don't know how, what are you comparing?
"I can play Gobang, let's play that!"
Xuanzi pulled Caibao's clothes wildly: "Sister Caibao, don't compare, Lele is very good at chess!!"
Caibao was not convinced: "My dad is also good at playing chess!"
Lele was even more unconvinced: "My dad is awesome, he's the champion!"
Caibao: "That's not as good as my dad!"
In the eyes of a daddy's girl, her dad is the best in the world! No one can compare to him.
What a coincidence, Lele is also a daddy's boy. He can't stand it when he hears Caibao praising her dad.
"My dad is the smartest!! He knows everything!"
Caibao raised his chin and said, "My dad is smarter! He is the smartest man in the world, no one can compare to him!!"
Lele jumped up: "My dad is not only smart, he is also brave. He dares to do anything!"
"for example?"
"He...he..." Lele scratched his head and said, "My dad is not afraid of ghosts!!"
"Wow! That's amazing!" The children praised. Ghosts are so scary, but they are not afraid! I admire them so much.
Caibao raised an eyebrow: "My dad is afraid of ghosts!"
Fanfan and the others say every day that if a ghost sees their dad, they have to grab him before he can leave.
"Wow! Even more powerful!" The fence-sitter leaned towards the treasure again.
Lele got even angrier, and he closed his eyes and started to brag: "My dad...my dad dares to kill people!!"
Everyone:...
Does your father himself know that he dares to kill people?
Caibao said slowly: "If your father dares to kill someone, my father dares to put him in jail!"
"My dad is a lawyer, the best lawyer ever. Do you know what a lawyer is? He specializes in putting people in jail."
Everyone:…………
Your explanation is correct, but it also seems a little weird.
Lele was so angry that he couldn't win no matter how he argued. It was as if he had met his nemesis. He was determined: "My dad dares to eat shit, would your dad dare to do that?"
Set the pace.
Caibao shook his head: "Then my father wouldn't dare."
Lele became proud, he won!
"But Haozi's dad dares to give your dad a big shit so that he can eat his fill."
Haozi, who was named, quickly stood up and puffed out his chest proudly: "Well, my dad's shit has a hole, so he can poop as much as your dad eats."
Caibao immediately added: "Does your father dare to eat as much as he poops?"
Lele: ...
Woohoo…bullying…
The adults standing by were almost dying of laughter at the laughter of these kids.
At first, Zheng Shou thought that Caibao was just bragging and arranged a daddy's dinner for Chen Chuan. But it turned out that Daddy's girl is not just called a daddy's girl in vain, she is really smart and loves her dad very much.
Don't be fooled at all.
Lele couldn't win the argument no matter how hard he tried. He was almost crying from anger.
Fortunately, he calmed down, rolled his eyes, and got straight to the point: "Didn't we just want to compete in chess? Do you dare to compete?"
Caibao didn't care that Xuanzi was about to tear her T-shirt, he just stepped forward, puffed out his chest, raised his neck and said, "Let's compete!"
"What if I lose?"
"If you lose, you have to eat shit!" Caibao said with a smile: "If you don't dare to eat it, you can also ask your dad to eat it!"
Lele pouted angrily. Why do you always mention eating shit? This fat girl is so annoying! No matter how pretty she is, she is still annoying!
He will let her know what it means to lose in a moment! Let her eat shit! Anyway, she is fat, so she should have a good appetite!
Xuanzi's face turned pale, and he whispered, "Sister Caibao, Lele is really good at playing chess!"
Lele is not bragging about this, his father is a professional Go player and has won first place. I heard that Lele has shown talent in this area since he was a child, and his father taught him personally, even the teacher praised him for being amazing!
Although he is still young, he has already participated in many competitions and won numerous awards.
Sister Caibao is only two years old. She doesn't even know if she has touched a chess piece, let alone played chess. Comparing with him like this is no different from delivering food.
He didn't want to see Sister Caibao lose. She smiled so brightly and beautifully, so she should win and keep winning.
If, someone must eat shit... then it's okay for him to eat it.
Thinking of this, Xuanzi, who had always been honest and timid, stood up and blocked in front of Caibao: "Wang Zile, I want to compete with you. Don't embarrass Sister Caibao, she doesn't know how to play chess!"
Oh, Zheng Shou suddenly looked at Xuan Zai with a new respect. He knew it was impossible and he was so timid, but in order to protect the treasure, he still stood up without hesitation. His courage and loyalty were commendable.
Well, he took back his previous opinion. Xuanzi was not completely useless.
Who would have thought that Xuanzi, who was brave for the first time in his life, was ruthlessly pushed away by Sister Caibao: "Go to the side!"
Well, Shen Xi has been watching some Northeastern comedy dramas recently, and Sister Caibao has listened to them so much that she couldn’t help but learn their accent.
It is true that a person from Northeast China can successfully lead a group of people astray.
Xuanzi was pulled away by Sister Caibao, and because of her too much strength, he fell directly to the ground, lying limply on the ground, looking up in disbelief. Was he... rejected by Sister Caibao?
Woohoo... As expected, people shouldn't do things they don't normally do...
Caibao doesn't care whether he is weak in heart or not. At times like this, she has to do it herself!
He took a step forward, put his hands on his waist and said, "Let's compete! I'm also very good!"
Is she sure? All the kids looked at her with suspicion. They had never seen her touch a chess piece. Where did she get her confidence from?
Even Huang Haohui was a little anxious, and he leaned over to ask Zheng Shou: "Grandmaster, why don't you do anything and just let Senior Sister do whatever she wants? What if she really loses..."
"If you lose, you have to eat for her!" Zheng Shou said lightly, and Huang Haohui felt like the sky had fallen.
Very good, he is now more nervous about this game than Sister Caibao. God bless you, Sister Caibao, Senior Sister, you must not lose, he doesn't want to eat poop...
Who knew that Sister Caibao was so good at attracting hatred? She not only took the initiative to fight, but also gave the orders.
"Haozi, call your dad and ask him to come over!"