vrcanaries Chapter 2146: Yellow Pocket
Chapter 2146: Yellow Pocket
The two men were standing close to the river and were hit on the calves by stones. They lost their balance and fell into the water. When they struggled to get their heads out, they were already in a mess.
"Hahaha, look at those two people, they can't even walk steadily."
"Someone could actually fall into the moat."
"He's got waterweed up his nose."
The two's embarrassed appearance instantly caused everyone around them to burst into laughter, which also made them blush with anger.
Seeing the two of them become a laughing stock, Wan Shufang couldn't help but burst out laughing. After telling Chen Changli about the conflict between herself and Master Qin, she sighed, "I didn't expect him to spread rumors about me like this behind my back."
"People like this deserve a beating until they behave themselves." Chen Changli looked at the two people struggling in the moat with a sullen face, his dissatisfaction growing stronger.
Sensing the low pressure from him, Wan Shufang quickly pulled him away: "There's a lantern riddle game over there, we came out here specifically to play, don't be unhappy about this kind of person."
Hearing this, Chen Changli remained calm and followed Wan Shufang away, but he silently memorized the faces of the two people. That night, they played until the crowds on the street dispersed before returning to the old house.
The next morning.
Shangguan Chu was in a mess, but she finally climbed up the mountain and reached the edge of the cliff. Following Wan Shufang's instructions, she was about to go down the mountain to collect herbs, but suddenly she met Xiao Jingheng.
The two of them stared at each other blankly, their eyes meeting, full of disbelief.
Shangguan Chu looked at herself in panic. Fortunately, she had changed into men's clothes to make it easier to collect herbs. Otherwise, she would have been discovered by Xiao Jingheng.
Her thoughts were surging, and before she could come back to her senses, she heard Xiao Jingheng ask, "Brother Shangguan, why are you here?"
"I have things to do, why is Brother Xiao here? Isn't there school today?"
Hearing this, Xiao Jingheng shook the basket in his hand and said calmly: "I asked for leave. The children of the Xiao family will go up the mountain to practice every once in a while. I came here to pick mushrooms."
"I just happened to meet you, Brother Shangguan. If you have anything to ask, just tell me. I can help you."
"No need." Shangguan Chu refused. At the moment, she was in a mess and didn't want to go with Xiao Jingheng: "Brother Xiao, you should go back quickly. You don't have to go with me."
"How about that?"
Jamel Xiao still insisted, walked to her side, and stood shoulder to shoulder with her: "It's dangerous in the forest, I can't leave you alone."
"You..." Shangguan Chu wanted to say something, but seeing Xiao Jingheng's determined expression, he finally swallowed the words of refusal.
She knew that he had made the decision, and it was useless for her to refuse. She could only put on a cold face and said, "It's up to you, but I don't want you to follow me."
Having said that, Shangguan Chu left directly, thinking that Xiao Jingheng would not follow him after he said such harsh words, but unexpectedly, Xiao Jingheng still forced himself to follow him.
She had no choice but to take everyone down the cliff. When Xiao Jingheng learned that she was there to collect herbs, he repeatedly assured her that he would help her collect them.
Looking at the boy's serious expression, Shangguan Chu's heart skipped a beat. She was inevitably touched. She turned her head away: "Thank you, Jamel Xiao."
"We are all brothers, why bother saying thank you?" Xiao Jingheng patted his chest and took the initiative to lead the way and protect Shangguan Chu.
Along the way, the two encountered many dangers and were covered with wounds. After finally fighting off the wolves, they encountered a rainstorm. The two dragged their wounded bodies into a cave.
The blood spread out like a long river.
"Xiao Jingheng, how are you?" Shangguan Chu's eyes were full of worry. Just now, it was Xiao Jingheng who protected her behind him while he went to fight the wolves.
Seeing the guilt in Shangguan Chu's eyes, Xiao Jingheng pulled his lips and smiled, hugged her and said, "I'm fine. Children of noble families should learn some martial arts to protect themselves."
As he spoke, he felt a stickiness on his hands. When he opened his hands, he saw red, warm blood. Xiao Jingheng widened his eyes and said, "Brother Chu, are you hurt?"
Jamel Xiao was so anxious that for a moment, he even changed the way he addressed her.
But Shangguan Chu didn't notice that her back was scratched by a branch, and it was aching slightly at the moment. The pain made cold sweat appear on her forehead: "It seems that I was scratched by a branch when I was running away just now."
"I'll give you medicine."
With a "rip" sound, Xiao Jingheng tore off her clothes, took out the medicine bottle and was about to apply medicine to her. Her fair and delicate skin instantly caught his attention.
"What are you doing?" Shangguan Chu was startled and hurriedly pulled her clothes up, but it pulled the wound and made her grimace in pain.
"Don't move, your back is badly injured."
Xiao Jingheng swallowed and stopped her, but this time, Shangguan Chu refused to comply. During the struggle, Xiao Jingheng accidentally touched her chest.
The soft touch made him involuntarily widen his eyes, and he even pinched his hands unconsciously, and the atmosphere instantly became awkward.
Xiao Jingheng let go of his hand, his face solemn: “Brother Shangguan, what kind of kung fu have you practiced to make your chest muscles so powerful?”
Hearing this, Shangguan Chu's face darkened and he was speechless, but he blushed shyly and pushed him away fiercely: "Anyway, you can't practice it, don't ask."
Shangguan Chu pulled her clothes on, her eyes flickering. Worried that Jamel Xiao might have wild thoughts, she pretended to be disappointed and whispered, "Besides, this isn't a chest muscle."
"I'm sick, so this happens."
After saying that, Xiao Jingheng looked at her suspiciously, and when he saw that she looked serious, he nodded: "So that's how it is, will this disease be cured?"
"It will be fine. I don't know when it will be fine, so don't ask anymore."
"Okay." Xiao Jingheng agreed, handed the ointment to Shangguan Chu, and turned his head away, but he would glance at her from time to time with a hint of excitement in his eyes.
"It turns out that it's not me who has the problem. Brother Chu...is actually a woman."
Xiao Jingheng thought silently, his heart was so overjoyed that it had already flown to the sky.
At the same time, in the academy.
Wan Shufang had just finished a lecture and was about to drink some tea when she suddenly smelled something wrong with the tea. She leaned in to smell it carefully, her eyes flickering.
"Someone added something to the tea..." Wan Shufang murmured, put down the tea, and immediately thought of Master Qin.
She changed the tea bag quietly and then drank her tea with peace of mind.
When he was teaching students, Master Qin's face suddenly twisted, he squeezed his buttocks together, and even his ears turned red.
The students were confused and all looked up at him. Suddenly, a loud fart sounded throughout the classroom. Master Qin's old face turned red and he looked at the students nervously.
“It stinks…”
"Master, did you poop in your pocket? Why does it stink so bad?"
Hearing these comments, Master Qin's face turned red and he subconsciously wanted to reprimand them, but he couldn't stop farting and it kept coming out.
The air around was getting smellier and smellier, and the students all covered their noses. Master Qin couldn't bear it any longer, so he ran out holding his stomach, and his pants were a little yellow.
Seeing Master Qin's embarrassed look, the students looked at each other, then quickly reacted and laughed out loud. In just one afternoon, everyone knew that Master Qin almost pooped in his pants during class.