After I became a zookeeper

Chapter 43 Coax Me to See You Cry

The phoenix was angry again.Ye Zhi pointed at Fenghuang's butt.

How to coax him, but he doesn't even know why the other party is angry, it's outrageous.

Ye Zhi poked Fenghuang's buttocks, and it was very elastic, like a piece of soft and tender pudding. He bounced and felt that Ye Zhi was pulling his buttocks. Fenghuang made a "chirp" sound and moved his tail. Ye Zhi thought it was even cuter. up.

"The two parrots were scared away by you," Ye Zhi coaxed softly, "Don't be angry."

Phoenix: "Oh."

Ye Zhi: "..." It seems that the direction of coaxing is not right.

However...he has no other reason to be angry.

Ye Zhi looked at the sky, then at the ground, and finally decided to appease him directly with violence.

He held Fenghuang with both hands and held it down. Facing the gorgeous and soft phoenix fur, he frantically masturbated. At the same time, he used the spirit beam to calm Fenghuang's emotions. After the last operation, Fenghuang... Fenghuang became even more angry.

Ye Zhi was desperate, "Why don't you just tell me why you are angry?"

Hearing this, Fenghuang turned sharply, "Why are you using me as a shield?"

Ye Zhi rubbed his head, it was because of this, it was easy to say, "At that time, you were the only one by my side." He looked closely into Fenghuang's eyes, "Because I was angry because I was afraid that it would hurt your reputation if it spread out?"

Ye Zhi rubbed his chin, "Well, it's true that you are still a single phoenix, if those two parrots talk about it, and you are so famous in the bird world, wouldn't it spread all over the country overnight, and the famous phoenix has an owner, All the girls are crying for you, but you are still a single phoenix, and you have lost a possible future partner, because she might have heard this rumor and switched to his arms..."

Fenghuang stood back on Ye Zhi's shoulders, squatted down and listened quietly to Ye Zhi's weaving, and finally commented: "You are quite skillful."

Ye Zhi lowered her head and said modestly, "Where, where."

Fenghuang looked at the hair twirling on the back of Ye Zhi's head, "Then what if it's really what you said in the end?"

Ye Zhi: "Ah?!"

He raised it sharply, "You don't want to learn from that crested bowerbird, do you?"

Ye Zhi panicked about Xiao Lin being cheated, touched the crowned bower bird's branch tower, but was asked to directly compensate a wife—what a big tone!

"Do you want a wife?" Ye Zhi said bluntly, "Where can I find it for you?"

Fenghuang raised his paws, straightened his feathers, and said slowly: "I can't find a wife...then to whom did I spread the reputation of 'a beautiful woman'?"

Ye Zhi blinked, "Uh..." At this moment, he finally realized the seriousness of the problem. Love affairs are a taboo for Fenghuang. will turn angry.

Now he is angry even at jokes that might affect his reputation.

Ye Zhi sighed, "Oh, it's all my fault, I'm outspoken, and next time I speak, I'll make sure to turn around beforehand."

Fenghuang gave a cold voice, "I don't listen to empty words, so just tell me how you plan to compensate this time."

How to compensate...how to compensate...how to compensate...

These four words were like magic sounds entering Ye Zhi's brain and kept circulating in Ye Zhi's mind. He couldn't help crying with Xiao Lin who was touched by the crowned bower bird. At that time, Xiao Lin still had someone to help him out. How to resolve Phoenix's touch of porcelain?

Ye Zhi couldn't find a solution for a long time, so he just broke the jar and said, "Then I'll pay you back." He spread his hand, "The way to resolve the rumor is a bigger rumor, just say that I coerced you to be together in the end. You're a scumbag, so you're back to being a single bird again..."

"Hiss," Ye Zhi said half of himself moved himself, this method is really good heh, "Sometimes there must be a bird who pity you for giving your heart and being a scumbag, and then you will be beautiful, strong and miserable, pity your female bird Only more or less."

Fenghuang had been listening to him indifferently, and then said: "Why is your brain circuit so rough?"

Ye Zhi: "???"

Fenghuang: "Let's go, I won't be angry with you anymore, being angry with you is like being angry with a wooden stake."

Ye Zhi: "...Although you say I'm an idiot, it's fine if you don't continue to get angry." Ye Zhi gave up refuting, lest any sentence would lead him to confront this phoenix's ass again.

The park is small but not big, Ye Zhi looked at the thumbnails of the park on the side of the road, and he has visited almost three-fourths of the area.

Ye Zhi said to Fenghuang: "Just go this way, finish shopping in this park, and then go back."

Fenghuang looked up at the area Ye Zhi pointed out, "Okay, I've memorized the route, you go to the left."

Ye Zhi followed Fenghuang's instructions, and later seemed to be very sensitive to maps and routes. Yezhi birds fly in the sky, so they naturally have a unique system of identifying routes. White pigeons fly thousands of miles without getting lost. It's also a trifle.

Well, in Ye Zhi's heart, he and himself, a road idiot, are a complementary match.

On the way they met a blue bird flying over, Ye Zhi didn't ask, but Fenghuang took the initiative to say, "This kind of bird is called a blue-breasted Buddhist monk, and belongs to the family of Buddhist monks."

"Buddhist monk?" Hearing such a Zen-like name, Ye Zhi said, "Why is it called Buddhist monk? Is it because he has listened to Buddhist scriptures outside Jingshi Hall for 100 years?"

The phoenix has become a phoenix, and he is noncommittal about Ye Zhi's guess.

Ye Zhi stopped at the same place, and observed for a while the special bird named Buddha Dharma Monk, with emerald blue feathers, only the edges of the wings and tail feathers are black, and I don't know whether it is the blessing of the name, or the bird's original nature. With sharp eyes, Ye Zhi felt that he was not cute like a bird, but more serious, and he really looked like a sweeping monk.

After watching for a while, Ye Zhi continued to walk forward, but within two steps, another bird parked on the tree attracted his attention.

"Wow, this is a fairy among birds..." Ye Zhi looked at the little bird perched on a section of flowering thorns and admired.

"It's not worthy yet," Fenghuang said coldly, "with me here, little things like colorful sparrow warblers will come out forever."

Ye Zhi: "..."

Ye Zhi: "Vicious!"

That's what they said, but the two of them obviously didn't take this joke to heart. Ye Zhi approached the colorful sparrow cautiously. Originally, with his own "charm", the boy would not be scared away by him.

Nai is now standing on his shoulders with a ferocious god, who is the existence of a hundred birds facing the phoenix, but what Ye Zhi sees is that as soon as the phoenix approaches, the other birds tremble and are timid and unable to fly. The murderous one walked away, while the others crawled obediently.

Ye Zhi made a promise to Fenghuang in advance this time, "Don't drive him away, let me touch him first."

Phoenix: "Chirp~"

At this time, Ye Zhi's mind was on the colorful sparrow warbler, the new and novelty cutie, she was very interested, didn't pay attention to the meaning of the phoenix's cry.

When he got closer, the colorful bird warbler was still quietly parked on the thorn branch.

As the name suggests, the colorful sparrow warbler is colorful and rich in feathers. From the top and abdomen, it is orange, yellow-white, pink purple, pink, and creamy yellow. It is colorful and beautiful, and it deserves the name of a colorful flower.

And the thorn branches he was docked on were full of pink flowers with thin petals, against the bare thorn branches, there was a kind of beauty of collision of elements, soft and sharp, round and sharp.

Ye Zhi observed a good angle to avoid being scratched by thorns, and reached out to touch the colorful sparrow warbler. At this moment, Phoenix lifted the phoenix's paw. other aspects.

And the colorful sparrow warbler obediently squatting on the branch, after the phoenix raised its paw, turned its small black eyes, flapped its wings a second before Ye Zhi was about to touch him, and jumped into the depths of the thorns.

Ye Zhi's hand was stuck in place, and if he stretched forward, he would be poked by thorns, and the phoenix stopped on his shoulder, and he would not be able to stand still because of his large movements. Ye Zhi could only withdraw his hand unwillingly. Looking at the ocean and sighing, he said to the colorful sparrow warblers surrounded by thorns:

"Come out and let me touch it, just a little."

"Chirp!" Phoenix covered Ye Zhi's head with one wing, "Let's go."

Ye Zhi: "...Okay."

They encountered many brightly colored birds along the way, but Ye Zhi learned his lesson, just watched from a distance, and did not go up to pet them, anyway, with Phoenix by his side, when he got closer, the birds would have already flown away, or Also avoid him.

Ye Zhi chatted with Fenghuang, "There are so many beautiful creatures in the bird world, the color of the feathers, and the round body."

"Well, yes," Fenghuang echoed Ye Zhi's words, "The jungles where the colorful birds live are generally full of vitality, the trees and flowers are densely grown, and the feathers, as a protective color, will also converge with the surrounding environment."

Ye Zhi tilted, "But the brighter the color, the easier it is for natural enemies to spot it?"

Phoenix paused, and then said: "Compared to other beasts that rely on their strong bodies and excellent hunting skills, birds don't have that kind of crisis in terms of food. More crisis comes from survival. Bright feathers are easily exposed to the eyes of natural enemies. Male birds use beautiful plumage colors to tell females that their survival skills are good."

Ye Zhi was dumbfounded when he heard this, "There is such a reverse operation, self-exposed as if jumping repeatedly on the verge of death, so as to achieve the effect of pretending to be aggressive in front of the female bird." Ye Zhi gave a thumbs up, "It's excellent."

Fenghuang glanced at Ye Zhi, and said again: "Actually, birds are species that look at faces, and a female bird is more willing to choose the same kind with beautiful feathers."

Ye Zhiruo said Wu Wu nodded, "Well, so you should be the most popular among the birds."

Ye Zhi looked at Fenghuang, the beautiful pink down feathers on the other person's body, as well as the crest, and the tail feathers behind the buttocks, all seemed to be dragging colorful clouds, not ordinary birds.Compared with the naive and cute types of the birds that Ye Zhi saw along the way, the beauty of Phoenix is ​​a more advanced and soul-stirring beauty.

Ye Zhi held his breath, momentarily lost in the midst of such beauty.

It was the voice of the phoenix that brought him back to his sanity.

"There's a horned eagle over there," Fenghuang looked at Ye Zhi in a voice, "Do you want to go and have a look?"

Ye Zhi suddenly came back to his senses, and was confused by Fenghuang's words, "Is this the way you say it?"

Phoenix rubbed his head against his wings, "What's wrong?"

Ye Zhi leaned back tactically, grabbing one of Phoenix's wings, "You must be hiding some kind of conspiracy, right?"

Fenghuang looked back at him innocently.

Ye Zhi was suspicious, "Otherwise, with your jealous character, why would you offer to let me see other birds?"

Fenghuang calmly said: "I don't have any bad intentions, but I saw a handsome horned eagle over there, and I think you will like it, so I invite you to go and see Baliao together."

Ye Zhi: "..."

Ye Zhi: "Oh, you have a lot of bad thoughts."

Fenghuang simply blinked and didn't answer.

Ye Zhi looked and looked, but didn't see any plots and tricks. Curiosity arose again, and as he walked there, he threatened Fenghuang, "I'm studying, so don't lie to me."

Fenghuang replied indifferently: "Over there, don't you know if I lied to you or not if you see it with your own eyes."

Ye Zhi said, "That's right. If you lie to me, you will bald all your hair."

Ye Zhi threatened ferociously, while still following his heart to move to where Fenghuang said.

After passing through several bushes, Ye Zhi saw the horned eagle Fenghuang mentioned on a pine tree, facing them sideways, and looking straight ahead.

Ye Zhi looked at the side face of the horned eagle, and said to Fenghuang in shock: "You really didn't lie to me."

There was some interest in Fenghuang's eyes, but when he looked carefully, it was not a compliment to Ye Zhi's words, but more like a reaction to Ye Zhi's fun now, and there was a bit of evil in that intention, as if he was waiting to see. An oolong play.

Ye Zhi focused all his attention on the handsome side face of the horned carving, and didn't pay attention to such detailed emotions in Phoenix's eyes at all.

He admired the Creator's ingenious workmanship, "The face of this horned carving is so excellent, it's almost like a sculpture, every feather is perfect and in the most suitable position."

Ye Zhishi's admiration is indeed reasonable, and the profile of the horn carving is definitely synonymous with handsomeness.The feathers are upright, and the gray, white and black color scheme is very high-level. The pair of beaks with curved tips look like the "hooked nose" among humans, and the shape is perfect.

The most beautiful thing is the eyes. In the deep eye sockets, the pure black eyes stare intently into the distance, looking affectionate and melancholy.When people are curious, is he worried in his heart, or who is he.

Fenghuang has been paying attention to Ye Zhi's expression, seeing that his eyes are focused, obviously immersed in the perfect profile of the horned eagle, he said, "Why don't we go over and have a closer look at him?"

How could Ye Zhi have so many engravings as before? Hearing Fenghuang's suggestion, he directly agreed, "Okay, okay." He completely forgot that he suspected it was a conspiracy before.

In fact, if he still kept his senses, he would be able to hear the "bad intentions" in Fenghuang's words. Unfortunately, Ye Zhi's whole mind was sucked away by the horned eagle, so he only looked up at the other's face from a close distance, and missed the last regret Chance.

When he got closer, Fenghuang said: "Shall I ask him to turn around and show you his face?"

At this time, the unstoppable meaning in Fenghuang's tone was obvious, and Ye Zhi also sensed something was wrong, but they were already so close, so he said directly: "Okay, let him turn around."

Satisfied, Fenghuang looked away from Ye Zhi's face, and gave a "chirp" to the horned eagle.

In the next moment, a big face turned around.

Ye Zhi stagnates for breath.

I saw that the two eyes of the horned eagle were on the same level, and they were both facing forward, so that when he looked at Ye Zhi, he looked like cross-eyed.And the same level is not a modifier, but an adjective, which describes that the face of the horn carving is really a level surface, without any ups and downs.

All the feathers on his face are horizontal, and the effect is that the feathers spread out in circles, and the whole pie face becomes flatter and bigger. On the outermost side, the pattern on the tail of the feathers makes the horned face Surrounded by a circle, it turned out to be a quadrilateral.

Ye Zhi used another adjective, "wogua face", that's right, it is the melon in Plants vs. Zombies, and the lines of the human melon are also sharper than the frontal face of the horn carving.

After a while, after digesting what he saw, Ye Zhi's first reaction was: "Phoenix! You lied to me!"

"Hahahahaha." Fenghuang was already staggering on Ye Zhi's shoulder, and he was very happy to see Ye Zhi's deflated appearance.

He replied side by side: "How can it be considered a lie? I never said that the horn carving is beautiful. I just said that he was here and asked you if you came to see it. The horn carving that you made up by yourself looks good. Now there is a little bit of dissatisfaction. , it’s all my fault.”

The tone is full of grievances, but the teasing meaning in the eyes is obvious.

Ye Zhi grinned angrily, and said to the pie face that was still looking at him: "Turn back!"

Big pie face: "..." Sure enough, she was disgusted again.

He turned his face innocently, and everyone who looked at his side face and looked at his face expectantly ended up like this, one of them was exempt from vulgarity, and the other was not superficial.They all just love his handsome profile, but they don't tolerate his ordinary face.

If you let Ye Zhi listen to Jiao Diao's slander, you will definitely complain about it, what is an ordinary face, your flat face that looks like it has been run over by a car, is it worthy of the word ordinary?

Fenghuang added fuel to the side, "What's the matter, aren't you satisfied with what you saw? Didn't you just say, 'The face of this horn carving is too good, it's like a sculpture, every feather is perfect , are in the most suitable position'," Fenghuang imitated Ye Zhi's tone, repeating what he said just now.

But Ye Zhike listened, and just found a crack in the ground to drill.

The profile of the horn-carved side face is so three-dimensional and straight, how can the front face be made into a melon face?This does not conform to a few studies!

"Every feather is in the most suitable position," Fenghuang said "tsk tsk" twice, "Not bad, not bad, it really fits."

Ye Zhi took a deep breath.That's right, he was sure that Phoenix was mocking him.

The originally charming feathers from the side, when viewed from the front, are definitely just a few silly feathers stuck on the top of the head, not as cute as the silly hairs, only the stupidity of the silly hairs.Ye Zhi does not use scientific principles to explain the miracle of creation between beauty and ugliness. He can only explain himself by "looking at the side peaks of the mountains, the distance and height are different".

Well, still cheated.Hateful Phoenix.

Ye Zhi turned around and left, Fenghuang was still watching the horned eagle and was about to continue mocking Ye Zhi, but the other party suddenly walked away, he was almost thrown down by the inertia.It would be too lacking of the dignity of a bird and the face of a phoenix to fall, but in the end, he flapped his wings in time to stabilize his figure.

"Are you angry?" Fenghuang stood on Ye Zhi's shoulder, feeling that the engraved experience was strange. In the past, he was angry and Ye Zhi coaxed him, but now that Ye Zhi was angry, he coaxed him by himself.

Feng Shui takes turns, but it doesn't feel bad.

Fenghuang looked at Ye Zhi who was furious and ignored him, and the more he looked at it, the more cute he felt, so he asked people to continue to bully him, to see if the other party would still be angry, would he bark his teeth and show his claws, or hold back?

Fenghuang stared at it for a while and became fascinated, immersed in his own image, unable to extricate himself. If...he bullied him harder, would the other party cry?

Like Ye Zhi crying, Fenghuang strangely didn't feel distressed, instead seeing him cry, it would be better if he made the other party cry with his own hands, or he could only make the other party cry.

Fenghuang was still alive, but Ye Zhi had already stopped.

He looked at the surrounding environment, compared it with the route in his memory, and said, "Uh... I seem to have lost my way."

Looking at his blank gaze, Fenghuang asked softly, "Aren't you angry?"

Ye Zhi said, "Fortunately, there is nothing to be angry about. At that time, the emotional ups and downs were too violent. I really don't have a bird that can perfectly combine the ultimate handsome and the ultimate ugly."

Really, as handsome as that side face is, as stupid as the front face is, Ye Zhi is still unable to get out of that sudden blow.

Fenghuang was still immersed in his emotions, and didn't listen to Ye Zhi's words just now, "Why don't you cry when you're angry?"

Ye Zhi: "???"

Fenghuang continued: "Is it because you are not angry enough?"

Ye Zhi: "???"

Seeing that Fenghuang's brain circuit didn't know where to go to save it, Ye Zhi said seriously: "Do you cry when you are angry? Is it because you are not angry enough that you have not cried once after being angry so many times?"

Ye Zhi asked all these questions back to Fenghuang like a cannonball. Fenghuang didn't listen, but he just swayed and replied seriously: "I will never cry. But I see you cry."

Fenghuang's voice was very soft, but Ye Zhi heard it, maybe there is something wrong with you?

Ye Zhi patted Fenghuang's, "Speak up if you have something to say, what are you talking about?"

Fenghuang didn't care, and still insisted on asking: "You haven't answered my question just now."

Ye Zhi... Ye Zhi took a deep breath, and then exhausted all her life's self-cultivation, and said to Fenghuang: "Before you ask the answer, I'm more likely to make you a bald Phoenix first."