The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

Chapter 223 : So You're a Plastic Model Enthusiast Too?

No, wait.

Lin Li rubbed his eyes, then closed them first, before widening them abruptly.

He did this three times.

He hadn't misread it.

Lin Li: "..."

Damn system, why don't you take a fucking look at the tasks you're issuing?!!

What do you mean the beautiful lady was so moved she couldn't speak? If she actually spoke, you'd be unhappy! Heating up? Which eye of yours saw my relationship with her heating up? Your brown eyes?

And is this a fucking single task? Aren't these four fucking tasks?

Four tasks and you only give one reward? I think you want to be hung from a streetlamp too!

System! Turn on your mic for your daddy! Speak!

After a herd of alpacas stampeded wildly through his mind, Lin Li began to take deep breaths to calm himself down.

(Translator's Note: "Grass Mud Horse" or alpaca is a Chinese internet meme and a pun on "fuck your mother").

He had vented his anger. Now that the task was issued, what he needed to do was think about how to complete it.

To be honest, although the system asked him to have an intense session of bed exercise with the beautiful lady in the last sub-task, Lin Li actually didn't think this would be hard to complete.

Since he had no problem just holding the beautiful lady's hand to watch the sunrise, then holding the beautiful lady and doing intense squats on a bed should also count as bed exercise.

So there was still a possibility of completing it. He could give it a try.

Lin Li's heart suddenly skipped a beat.

"Fuck!"

Lin Li abruptly scrambled to the south wall.

The beautiful lady was a bit headless right now, and he still had to fucking kiss her forehead!

"Where's the head? Where did I kick the head to?"

Lin Li widened his eyes and started searching.

Fortunately, after morning broke, visibility was much clearer. Plus, Lin Li's skills were as bad as the national football team's, so he quickly found it. The beautiful lady's head was only about four or five meters away from her body.

It was good that he could find it.

However, a new problem now lay before Lin Li.

The path he came from was no longer the same.

The zombies in this world clearly weren't afraid of sunlight; the sun's rays couldn't make them retreat.

And now, whether it was around the lady's main body or her head, there were several zombies gathered, either walking or standing still.

Although with the passage of time, some zombies that had lost their target had slowly moved elsewhere, there were still a few stubborn ones left.

They felt like otaku in their past lives, disliking moving around.

Especially the head. It was under the feet of a slowly moving zombie, moving along with its footsteps.

Wasn't this a form of cuckolding right in front of the husband?

Stop your feet, you bastard!

I cherished the beautiful lady in my arms, and this guy stands up and kicks her?

If I don't come up with a solution soon, it'll be even more troublesome if he kicks her two miles away.

Moreover, Lin Li felt that what he needed was probably more than just the head.

In the sub-task of holding hands and going shopping, he was also required to put together a brand new outfit for the beautiful lady.

An outfit, theoretically, meant the whole body, which meant he also needed the body leaning against the wall.

Even more of a headache.

Lin Li frowned. An even more critical point was that Lin Li had been in this world for over two hours. Now the effect of [Soul of Close Combat] had also disappeared. He was no longer a steel pipe expert, and his combat power was greatly reduced, adding insult to injury.

Since things had come to this, he might as well look at the rewards first.

Lin Li checked the system's rewards.

[You have obtained the passive ability "Bloodshed".]

[Bloodshed: You will be more sensitive to blood, and blood will make you excited. The more blood you see in your field of vision and contact with the outside of your skin, the more your abilities will be comprehensively enhanced, up to a maximum of 20%.]

[You have obtained "Historical Item Purchase Opportunity" 1]

[Historical Item Purchase Opportunity: After use, specify any item that has previously appeared in the [Shop]. You gain one opportunity to purchase it at 1.5 times the price, rounded up to the nearest ten (e.g., an original price of 50 will require 80 System Currency).]

If it was a comprehensive enhancement, it was a somewhat useful passive ability.

As for the "Historical Item Purchase Opportunity," it was a bit useless. If Lin Li had to say what he felt he hadn't bought enough of right now, it would probably be the "Ability Amplifier." But it wasn't even at the original price. Buying an "Ability Amplifier" would cost 150 System Currency, which felt like a bit of a loss.

Lin Li looked at the [Shop].

His historically accumulated System Currency had reached 2150, unlocking the fourth item slot.

[Random Quality Spirit Stone...]

[...]

[Repair Crystal: 50 System Currency (Daily Purchase Limit: 1)]

[To unlock refreshable item slot 5, you need to accumulate 2800 System Currency. (2150/2800)]

[Repair Crystal: Use on any mecha. Stick it to the mecha and it will be automatically absorbed. Depending on the mecha's quality, it will repair 50~100% of its damage within three seconds.]

It didn't seem to solve the current situation.

But he would buy one anyway. This way, if he bought a combat mecha one day, whether it ran out of power or got damaged, he would have a solution.

After checking his harvest, Lin Li continued to study his current predicament.

Considering his current combat power, rushing up, grabbing the body and head, and running wasn't a good idea.

Fighting wasn't an option either.

Not to mention that [Soul of Close Combat] had already expired, even if it was still active, the number of zombies around Lin Li that weren't in his line of sight was definitely much higher than when he first arrived. By the time he finished clearing out the few rivals around the lady, there would be even more rivals coming to harass him.

"Spatial Reach" had a limited distance.

Although his strength had increased a lot now, and the distance should have also increased, even if he could reach it, there was a volume limit to what Spatial Reach could bring back.

He could only get the beautiful lady (a fragment of a fragment).

Lin Li crawled down, picked up a piece of rubble from the roof, and then threw it high towards the ground.

Clatter.

The sound successfully attracted the attention of the few zombies below. They all looked towards where the stone fell.

The closest ones walked towards the source of the sound and then began to look around.

"Ugh..."

And it was an almost 360-degree look around. If Lin Li hadn't pulled his head back quickly, he almost made eye contact with one of them.

This method was also very dangerous.

Recalling how the beautiful lady had accurately turned her head when he attacked her, Lin Li didn't throw any more.

He wasn't at the end of his rope yet.

Let's see the methods of a cultivator first. Lin Li took out the "Duck Blood Bottle."

Lin Li still hadn't tested whether zombies could be affected by the "Duck Blood Bottle."

He had specifically prepared the emotions inside for today's adventure, but when fighting the beautiful lady, he one-shotted her and didn't even have a chance to use it.

With the refinement of the "Duck Blood Bottle," its casting distance was now fifteen meters. Lin Li could use it even at this height.

There was only fear and lust inside the bottle.

Then, fear, go!

Feeling the decrease of emotions in the bottle, Lin Li raised his eyebrows. It succeeded.

It seemed zombies were classified as human cultivators or shapeshifting spirit beasts by the "Duck Blood Bottle."

And the zombie that Lin Li infused with fear instantly let out a much higher-pitched roar, then ran forward with a trembling body.

The effect was immediate.

And it seemed his actions attracted the attention of other zombies. A few other unaffected zombies actively chased after the direction he ran away. An unexpected joy.

Lin Li immediately continued to distribute the fear in the bottle to the zombies present.

"Ah ah—"

"Ugh ah—"

Roars sounded one after another, and the zombies began to flee everywhere out of fear.

...

The fear was used up.

After all, he had only stored a third of it to begin with. These zombies were also a bit brainless; when scared, they only knew how to run forward, resulting in a few of them not running out of the beautiful lady's immediate vicinity after being frightened.

Once the fear disappeared, the zombies wouldn't question their emotions, but they would stop moving.

Now the only emotion left in the bottle was lust.

Lin Li was actually quite curious about the effect.

He guided the lust into a body.

The next second.

Lin Li's pupils quaked, his o.o turning into 0.0.

—This fucking zombie started taking off its pants to jerk off!

"Baby, don't look." Lin Li immediately covered the beautiful lady's elbow.

The zombie was jerking off.

(End of Chapter)