vrcanaries Chapter 54 Monkey Attack Incident
Chapter 54 Monkey Attack Incident
Almost all the guests are here.
As the person with the worst reputation, Lu Zhi has been very popular recently, so it is most appropriate to use him to take the lead in attracting live broadcast traffic.
She appeared with big black wavy hair and wearing clothes given by the program team.
The knee-length goose yellow halter dress has an A-line hem, making her look very pretty.
The makeup that Beibei gave her was very beautiful, clean and clear, with just the right amount of purity, as if there was light shining through her skin. It was a very energetic and vibrant makeup, which matched the light yellow color very well.
As the first person to enter, Lu Zhi's mere appearance at the zoo entrance had already caused people in the live broadcast room to start cursing at him.
[Fuck! The production team is so cruel, they really brought in a gold digger.]
[I heard that the guests this time include the five most powerful families in the world of Jingshi. They are all wealthy people. Isn't this Gold Digger Sister going to orgasm right now?]
[As expected, beautiful women are more or less materialistic.]
[The person above, although I don't like Lu Zhi either, there's no need to attack others, right? ]
Lu Zhi is really good at pretending. She must have had plastic surgery, right? I heard she used to be really ugly. Why would someone with plastic surgery like this want to be a beautiful woman?
[To be honest, if she shared her plastic surgery doctor and her beauty philosophy, she might be able to clear her name.]
[Shh, stop giving Gold Diggin' Sister ideas. I haven't scolded her enough yet.]
I heard that Jinx was still pretending to be rich in high school. Will she complain about the zoo smell when she enters?
[Hahahahahaha above, no spoilers allowed! ]
Lu Zhi entered the venue with a brand-sponsored drink, took a sip, and walked in through the main gate.
The heart-warming house in the Who’s the Best Love Variety Show is placed deep in the mountains of the zoo.
Xiangshan Zoo is built around the mountains, with the main theme being to get along with nature.
Except for some aggressive animals, most other animals in the zoo are not kept in captivity.
For example, monkeys.
Lu Zhi took a sip of her drink expressionlessly, staring at the monkey hanging on the branch next to her at eye level.
Monkey: "Squeak, gaga..." Damn human, hand over your drink!
Lu Zhi raised an eyebrow: "You want my drink?"
She suddenly became interested, moved her lips, and spoke a few words in animal language to the monkey.
Barrage: […I’ve thought about pretending, but never this way.]
[She doesn't think she's cute pretending to communicate with animals, does she?]
[Damn, this is so embarrassing. Is there a staff member who can help me slap her?]
[This is so funny! If she could just give the monkey some instructions, I'd believe her pretense.]
[I was really looking forward to this season of the dating show focusing on animal protection, but I didn't expect it to be such a big deal.]
Lu Zhi didn't know that the comments in his live broadcast room had become a bad reputation.
But thanks to these barrages, the number of people in her live broadcast room jumped to the top 10 most popular guests, although they were all curse words.
The drink in Lu Zhi's hand was snatched away by the monkey.
She paid no attention and followed the instructions into the depths of the forest to find the cabin.
The second person to come in was Lin Zhier.
As soon as she entered the zoo gate and stepped over the railing into the mountains, Lin Zhier immediately covered her mouth and nose: "Wow... What's that smell?"
"I've never smelled anything like it."
“Is there an open-air toilet nearby?”
She scratched her head innocently at the live camera and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean that the program team's location selection was bad. When I was abroad before, I saw that many bars had open-air toilets outside, so I was a little curious..."
Barrage: [Hahahaha, the production team scared our young lady! ]
[I heard that Lin Zhier is the daughter of the wealthy Lin family in Beijing. Perhaps participating in this program was the most difficult time in her life?]
【Why is no one criticizing me for being pretentious now? 】
[I can't criticize this, she's a real lady.]
Lin Zhier was very proud.
Ever since she was bullied by Lu Zhi in the swimming pool last time, she had thought of a response plan and called back the other three who had not returned to support her.
She is determined to win this dating show and has already made plans to establish herself as the eldest daughter of the Lin family.
They had already bought her a large army of internet trolls, and no matter what she did, the internet trolls would portray her as a high-ranking rich girl.
She wanted Lu Zhi to see clearly the gap between them.
Otherwise this idiot would take advantage of his good looks and really dare to compete with her for things.
Lin Zhier just saw Lu Zhi deliberately talking to the little monkey outside the field.
A pretentious bitch.
She adjusted herself and pretended to accidentally see the little monkey. She was so touched by its cuteness that she reached out her hand and covered her mouth with it. "Wow, what a cute little monkey."
Barrage: [Is this the daughter of a top wealthy family? She has such a great temperament! ]
[She has such an elegant figure, worthy of being a young lady.]
[Isn't this the effect the gold digger wanted to achieve? ]
[This is hilarious! There's no harm without comparison. Zhi'er looks much cuter interacting with the little monkey.]
[No, this comparison makes Lin Zhier look even more ordinary, doesn't it? Lu Zhi's face is still pretty damn good.]
Occasionally, passers-by would speak, but they were quickly drowned out by the horde of black fans.
Lin Zhier reached out and touched its head again: "Little monkey, why are you so cute!"
People in the barrage were still admiring Lin Zhier's beauty, and the camera was facing her face.
Unexpected, sudden.
The monkey turned around and took out an empty plastic bottle, then hit Lin Zhier on the head three times with such force that the production crew members in the distance could hear the noise.
Lin Zhier covered her head in shock. Shame and embarrassment instantly washed over her face, and she glared at the monkey secretly.
The monkey banged his hand three times and screamed at her: "Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak!"
Who the hell are you? How dare you stare at me? I’ll beat you to death!
Lin Zhier covered her head and stepped back in embarrassment: "Get out of here, you beast... Get out!"
She almost couldn't help cursing, but when she thought about the camera filming, she forced herself to hold it back.
Lin Zhier reluctantly touched her hair to make sure it was not messed up, then followed the camera's guidance into the forest exploration cabin.
Who knew that the monkey seemed to be addicted, shuttling between the branches, chasing Lin Zhier and hitting her head all the way.
Lu Zhi was peeking from a distance, laughing so hard that her whole body was shaking, not afraid of the camera watching.
She even had the nerve to turn around and say to the live camera: "You never thought I'd bribe the monkey with drinks to beat up everyone who came in."
There was another round of curses in the barrage, and the screen of the live broadcast room was full of harmonious asterisks.
Lin Zhier was chased and beaten all the way, and only when she ran deep into the forest did she get rid of the monkey.
Immediately afterwards, Qin Yanxu came in.
He was dressed casually and refreshingly, with his signature smile, looking like a refreshing male college student.
Qin Yanxu is undeniably handsome, especially his iconic affectionate eyes.
He is well-known in the industry for his gentle and cheerful personality. He always has a smile on his face when he meets anyone. He is as gentle as jade, dedicated and gentle.
Only when facing Lu Zhi in private would he reveal his gloomy and ferocious side.
Qin Yanxu had specially worn a pair of gold-rimmed glasses today, adding a touch of refinement and fashion to his clear face. He smiled and waved at the camera: "Hello, everyone."
Barrage: [Xu Ge!!! Hide quickly!!]
The next second, bang bang bang!
Qin Yanxu: “???”
Another round of sanctions.
The smile on Qin Yanxu's face could no longer be maintained. He looked at the monkey strangely. He wanted to curse but couldn't. He could only look at the monkey helplessly, looking for help from the people outside the field.
Seeing that he didn't dodge or evade, the monkey thought he was a stubborn guy and hit him a few more times.
The strength is just right, and it's not nerve-wracking.
Seeing that none of the staff had any intention of coming forward to help, Qin Yanxu had no choice but to turn around with a stern face and go deeper into the forest.
Director Li Yu cursed in front of the monitor, holding the walkie-talkie: "Are you all dead? Teacher Qin was beaten, why don't you drive the monkey away!"
The staff were a little hesitant. They were in front of the camera, and this thing was a national protected animal. Who would be responsible if it got hurt?
No one can take responsibility.
The third person to enter was Qin Huaizhi.
He was wearing a white Mao suit today with a simple flying crane pattern embroidered on the collar. His hair was simply styled, and a string of Hetian jade bracelets was pressed against his chest as a pendant.
As we entered the zoo, the monkeys’ punishment came late.
The director was about to collapse: "Are you dead? Why don't you go and help!"
These are all gods of wealth. Who will be responsible if something goes wrong while recording a program?
The monkey was very alert and jumped up and down on the branches, so no one could catch it.
But it is also very principled, and no one except the guests will be beaten.
The director yelled over the loudspeaker, "Who the hell gave it a weapon? Take that plastic bottle away! Take it away now!"
"During post-production editing, blur out this bottle completely! Don't let it show at all!"
The assistant director next to him said weakly, "But Director, this is the sponsor's branded drink..."
The director gritted his teeth and looked at the five male guests on the monitor. He beat up one by one and felt that the sky was getting dark.
He said weakly, "Go contact the zoo staff and take the monkey away..."