I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Chapter 356: Ivan's Spell Upgrade

The Prime Material Plane's perception of the Astral Plane is not as smooth as that in the Astral Plane.

Iris, who was completely unaware of anything unusual, was hiding in her living room and taking it easy.

This goddess, whose original body walked on the main material plane, was now slumped on the bench in the living room without any image, with her legs crossed and folded on the desk at the other end.

If Alvin were here, he would probably ask his future mother-in-law whether she had a close relationship with Bol who was far away in the Haze Forest. Otherwise, why would he have such a familiar feeling about her?

Iris, who has no image at all, is worried about her daughters' lifelong events.

Her eldest daughter was destined to be abducted by a pervert, but her younger daughter, who was not very mentally mature, also seemed to have some signs of being abnormal.

That's a real human pervert!

Even though he had been away from the astral world for almost 20,000 years, he could still hear gossip stories from the mouths of various goddesses. What a pervert...

Oh, it’s really tiring.

Is this the sorrow of the creatures in the mortal world...

Iris was extremely bored and began to indulge in all kinds of fantasies, such as Xiling was kidnapped to the Haze Forest by a pervert after she came back, and a year later she came to find her with a little half-elf in her arms;

For example, when Lianne wasn't paying attention, she sneaked into her brother-in-law's room like she did last time...

Iris became more and more angry as she thought about it. She simply jumped up from the bench and walked out of the room with heavy steps in anger.

She now wants to find a pervert to beat up.

After asking around for a while, Iris, with a gloomy face, ran to an empty cave square to the north of the temple.

Unlike the serious dark elves, although Iris is now their main god, she still lives on the surface most of the time.

It can be said that the natural environment on the surface is what Iris considers a "livable" environment.

In her understanding, when Rose and the later Rose were in office, the dark elves lived worse than primitive humans.

Bloody conquests, blind worship of death and desire, and the most unacceptable thing is that the mutants of the high elves actually regard ugly and disgusting insects as food.

This is why, in the dark elf city of Breath of the Moon Sea, underground gardens are built as a priority.

Iris, who has been traveling as a ranger for nearly ten thousand years, hopes to grow some fruits that can only be found on the surface in the underground city in this way.

However, it is dark underground, and it is almost impossible for plants that cannot carry out photosynthesis to survive.

Only a very small number of them, supported by the spells of the divine sorcerer, will produce a small amount of fruit that is just enough for Iris to satisfy her greed.

The cave where Alvin is now is the large plantation that Iris originally planned to build.

Next to that human pervert was an entire city hall of dark elves.

Iris looked at Ivan, who was fiddling with something, and the group of dark elf girls around him who were still lustful by nature, from afar, with a hint of dissatisfaction on her face.

Humph, you little sluts who only care about appearance, why don’t you quickly get away from Xiling’s perverted side…

When Iris, who was full of anger, walked closer and saw clearly what they were surrounding, this knowledgeable god was stunned where he was.

"Ah! Your Highness Iris!"

The sharp-eyed Nimia felt a shadow appear above his head. When he looked up, he saw the chin of his own god hanging above his head, his eyes staring straight at what Ivan was busy with in his hands.

"You guys...are all gathered here to watch that human...playing in the mud?"

Looking at Ivan squatting in front with his back to everyone, Iris felt her scalp swelling.

Even though the municipal officials whom she trusted so much were all young women, they wouldn't skip work just to see a handsome guy...

Should we consider throwing a few men into the city hall?

Fortunately, Nemia in front of her gave an explanation in time, which prevented the goddess from making random guesses.

"Your Highness Iris, Lord Ivan is using his shaping spell to analyze the mineral composition of the rocks in this cave..."

"What kind of shaping spell is this... This is clearly the innate magic of the frost giants!

Also, what is the purpose of analyzing the composition? Did you dismantle the cave?"

"Your Highness, that's not the case!

Lord Ivan intends to use the rocks here to synthesize the minerals and minerals needed for mushroom cultivation..."

The 1.4-meter-tall little guy was half a meter shorter than Iris, who was about 2 meters tall. He suddenly hesitated, causing Iris to lower her head again.

"Mineral what?"

"I think it's mineral fertilizer... I don't quite understand this. I've only raised beetles before..."

Not to mention Nimia, most of the dark elves would not understand what "fertilizer" is.

In the Underdark, the main source of food for the Dark Elves comes from captive beetles and from occasionally running to the surface to collect food.

The dark elves had never done farming before, so naturally they had no idea about fertilizer.

But Iris could still guess a little about this.

The mushrooms in the underground world rely on some stone mines that can be found everywhere to survive.

It seems that Alvin's current idea is to artificially cultivate fungi in the city, which is no different from the elves on the surface who can plant fruit trees.

"So now he's planning to move mushroom fields outside the city in, but that won't solve the problem of food shortage..."

"No, Your Highness."

Nimia felt the faint warmth behind her head, and a look of excitement flashed on her face.

"Lord Ivan plans to breed mushroom people!"

Regardless of Iris's eyes that had become a little weird, Alvin now entered a mysterious state.

Ever since this good rest, there seemed to be something wrong with Alvin's spellcasting ability.

That massive amount of spells still hadn't recovered, and Ivan felt that this might not be something that could be solved by sleeping for a few days;

But his magic began to mutate.

Compared with the previous spell effects that were everywhere and full of perverted meanings, Alvin's spells now began to give him some feedback.

For example, [Frost Shaping].

In the past, a wizard had to stand by and cool the material down before rolling it flat and into a ball.

But now, he felt that the [Ice Plasticity] in his mind and the [Fossils to Mud] that he had not used for a long time were merged together.

This new spell can turn any object into a non-Newtonian liquid, regardless of temperature.

Moreover, the function of material separation and free manipulation of frost shaping is retained.

After understanding these changes, Alvin threw the mud in his hand back to the ground and activated the second ability of the spell.

A stone tower a hundred feet high rose from the ground, appearing crookedly and without any aesthetic appeal in front of everyone.