I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Chapter 354: Underground Mushrooms that Eat Stones

Alvin, who fell into a deep sleep and finally had a full night's sleep, stretched comfortably.

He has been exhausted these days.

Ever since Xiling left without saying goodbye, he has been worried and asking around.

On the way to Breath of the Moon Sea, Kong Er and I had to take turns keeping watch, so we could only sleep for four hours a day at most.

Without his knowledge, the kid's subconscious mind was constantly compressing the computing power of Ivan's main consciousness, trying to restore its own functions.

This inability to sleep is also the main reason why the subconscious computing power has not yet recovered.

Therefore, Alvin can be said to be exhausted both physically and mentally.

I don’t know if it was because he felt at ease after hearing the news about Xiling, but Alvin slept so soundly last night.

But before he could finish stretching, Alvin retracted his hand with a grimace and touched his swollen cheek.

"I go!"

The pain on both sides of his cheeks made him a little irritated.

"Is the security in the dark elf city so bad?

How can you beat someone up while they are asleep? "

Casting a healing spell on himself, Ivan angrily opened the door of the room, scaring Larriel who happened to be passing by.

Looking at his original friend who was so scared by him that he stood there in a daze, Alvin smiled a little embarrassedly and gave him a smile.

"Larrell, did you hear any noise or see anyone enter my room last night?

For example, a short half-elf or something like that..."

Ivan's guess was very accurate.

When I was in the Haze Forest, there were only a few people like these who would beat me up.

The elder sister went to the star realm to look for her relatives, so it must have been the reckless younger sister who did it.

"Y-Last night..."

After witnessing the entire process of Ivan being picked up and beaten, Larriel looked at the ground with his eyes slanted with a guilty look on his face.

"No one was around last night. During the seven days you were in a coma, I was the only one who would come to see you occasionally..."

The Tyr priest from the good camp decided to cover for a goddess from the same camp.

"Ah! Thank you very much - wait a minute!

How long have I slept?"

……

When Ivan returned to the temple again, he was lifted up by Iris's divine power while she was doing nothing on the moon sculpture.

Maybe it was because the slap he received a few days ago was a bit too hard, and a certain tall elf looked away and looked at the side.

However, Alvin was eager to know the answer at this moment, so he began to ask about Xiling's whereabouts impatiently.

"Xi Ling? Why are you in such a hurry? It's not time yet..."

"Can't you take a moment to go up and take a look?"

"Go up...you mean to the Kingdom of the Elves?

What are you thinking! I will never go back to that crappy place again!"

"Huh? Xiling is your daughter! Your biological daughter!"

When Iris heard this, she still looked reluctant, but she didn't say anything.

As a mother, Iris certainly knew that Xiling would not encounter any danger on this trip.

But this time is indeed too long, two days longer than previously expected.

It's not that she wasn't anxious, but Iris was not mentally prepared at all to face Corellon again.

"Hmm... ah... um...

How about this, if you help me clear up the backlog of government affairs, I will send you to... send you there?"

"A word is settled!"

After giving his future mother-in-law a suspicious look, Alvin immediately walked out of the temple and ran towards the government hall.

Iris breathed a sigh of relief and snapped her fingers, lifting the spell that confined Lian, who was hiding in the living room.

Lian, with tears in her eyes, walked out from behind the door and looked at Iris cautiously.

"Mother... there really is nothing between me and my brother-in-law...

You just need to be on guard against your brother-in-law, why do you have to tie me up..."

Rolling her eyes at her daughter in annoyance, Iris rubbed her temples.

If I don't intervene, you'll compete with your sister for the pervert...

The tall elf goddess said silently in her heart.

……

Before Alvin fell into a coma, he made a rough classification of the dark elves' political affairs.

But even such a rough classification has allowed the staff to operate extremely smoothly, and the efficiency is many times higher than before.

So, when Alvin found that the mountain of documents had become few and far between, he couldn't help but touch Nemya's head and praised her generously.

"Sir Ivan, I'm not Lian!

Please don’t touch the top of my head like a child.”

The 1.4-meter-tall dark elf escaped from Ivan's clutches in great displeasure and ducked around to the other side of the table.

And in the past few days, Kong Er, who had been taking the initiative to stay beside Nimia to help, also gave Ivan a threatening look.

"Ahaha! I'm used to it."

Ivan withdrew his hand, rubbed his hands together, and gave Nemia an apologetic smile.

In the eyes of the dark elves on the opposite side, this was like an unforgivable pervert.

Nimia heard that this human tied up Lady Iris's little daughter in the hotel room and played with her...

And that half-elf named Lian is the biological sister of this human girlfriend...

Sure enough, the degree of human perversion is proportional to their appearance.

Or the handsome dark elf guy is pure-minded, and the perverted ones are all women...

"Mr. Ivan, according to your previous classification, some trivial government affairs have been dealt with.

but……

The problems of food shortage and urban defense have not yet been solved."

When Alvin heard this, his eyes suddenly went dark.

I guess you guys just left the two most difficult ones to me, right?

Just as Alvin was complaining, Kong Er picked up a drawing from the desk and handed it to Alvin.

"Here, we have sorted out all the information we collected in the mushroom field for you."

Looking at the densely written drawings in front of him, Alvin fell into deep thought.

In order to try to 'tame' the delicious giant mushroom, the Myconus, Alvin and his two companions returned to the mushroom-growing area and conducted an investigation.

The mushrooms that grow underground are very different from those on the surface.

The nutrients for these glowing mushrooms all come from the stone mines in the underground caves.