I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Chapter 314: The Goddess of Luck Tymora

Tymora is a god that existed before the beginning of the Third Age.

Unlike Morgan, a god who ascended from the mortal world with the favor of the main god, Tymora is a typical second-generation god.

Legend has it that in an age when dragons were flying all over the sky and giants were running around everywhere, there lived a goddess with a changeable and capricious personality.

This schizophrenic patient named Tyche makes ordinary people experience mixed feelings of sadness and joy from time to time - for example, winning the lottery jackpot in the morning, and falling from a building and breaking three legs in the afternoon.

No creature in the main material plane dares to offer their faith to this goddess.

Who can serve a guy who gets schizophrenic all the time for a long time!

After causing trouble for two epochs, for unknown reasons, Taiji was split into two halves by a purifying beam of light from her former best friend, the Moon Goddess Su Lun.

The evil divine thoughts that were separated from it condensed into the famous disaster girl Benshaba;

The other half, the divine thought that was in the good camp but whose character was not that good, became today's Tymora - the lucky girl Tymora.

The mortal creatures have great respect for this goddess of luck. Who wouldn't want to sleep at home and wait for the good things that fall from the sky...

But the gods of the astral world knew very well that it was just Tymora's image in front of people - gentle, dignified, and spreading good luck.

But this girl has the reputation of "God of Mischief" in the star world.

Tymora loves to play tricks on other gods, especially her twin sister and handsome male gods.

This beautiful female deity had maintained a close yet distant relationship with several male deities, and caused disputes among these deities.

Of course, those gods will never be able to win Tymora's heart, which seems to be part of her prank.

A goddess who behaved like this is hiding in her own kingdom of God, shivering in a blanket woven with divine power.

"Ms. Tymora, what on earth are you…"

Morgan was a little worried when he saw the lucky girl acting a little abnormally.

This was not the original Tymora who had been talking to himself about past mischief as glorious deeds.

"Morgan, whether it's the filthy reptilian invader from twelve years ago or the one who frightened Corellon into closing his kingdom now, they are not something that ordinary gods like us can deal with."

The goddess of luck, who loved to play tricks on other gods, looked at Morgan with an apologetic expression.

"So that silly and innocent Lal - this word is really appropriate, or you told me that -"

Morgan suddenly felt weak all over.

She slumped on the ground, her eyes lifeless as she looked towards the direction outside the kingdom of God.

Tymora's meaning was very clear.

Even this ancient god with an eccentric personality but powerful strength could not fight against the two invading foreign gods at this moment.

"Ma'am... Is there really nothing we can do?"

After an unknown amount of time, Morgan finally uttered these words from his dry throat.

"I remember that last time, the evil god Xirik tricked Lar into taking him away with a box of snacks. Several gods who were at odds with Xirik intervened..."

Morgan regained focus as his eyes seemed to have come up with a solution.

"Then this time, can we also invite some gods from the Order camp to rescue Lar from the hands of those Outer Gods?"

“Morgan, well… well, you’ve been a god for quite a long time.

Haven't you discovered that the gods in the astral world are actually just a bunch of cowards who only care about their own lives and fear death?"

Tymora lifted her blanket, revealing her body almost covered with strings of gold coins, and then walked to Morgan with a jingling sound.

"What kind of person is Xirik... a weak god who relies on trickery to deceive mortal creatures into paying their respects.

Not to mention me, even you now can easily break through his kingdom of God.

And don't forget, the group of gods who claimed to be righteous and ran to rescue Laer eventually divided up Xirik's kingdom and power.

Little Morgan, these guys in the astral world, no matter how righteous they once claimed to be;

In fact, they are all monsters that eat the corpses of other gods..."

"But, but..."

The orc girl is now unable to control her emotions.

As a deity who existed much earlier than the god Larden, Morgan certainly understood what Tymora said, which was the essence of the gods in the astral world.

A powerful god like Tymora, who never intervenes in the disputes among gods and plays pranks everywhere, actually has a normal consciousness.

When the divine power reaches a certain concentration, the self-consciousness of the deity will fall into chaos under the impact of complex and huge amounts of information.

To put it simply, most powerful gods will have their brains crash and their thoughts become confused.

Like the previous orc god Gruumsh, he eventually turned into a madman who only knew how to start wars.

As for whether this war requires revenge or whether it can be won, it no longer matters.

The elven god Corellon was very far-sighted.

As long as it realizes that its consciousness is impacted, it will immediately separate a part of its divine power to form a primitive elf, and make it a new elf god.

This is how Rillifane came to be, and this is why Archer Norrisius called Rillifane the Primal Elf.

However, most of the gods born in the Third Age had no such considerations at all.

They greedily and endlessly draw the power of faith from the main material world, rapidly making themselves stronger.

This action undoubtedly accelerated the sad fate of these gods becoming large-scale divine power switches.

As a result, it was this group of powerful people who began to ascend to gods in the Third Era who turned into monsters who relied only on instinct or whose self-awareness could no longer suppress their instinct.

In the current astral world, the dragon gods of the First Age have long disappeared;

The elven pantheon of the Second Age was isolated and all concentrated in a giant kingdom of gods;

Only the gods of the Third Age continued the state of attacking each other as in the Year of Troubles.

Sometimes, Morgan had doubted whether the mischievous girl image that Taimora, who was kind-hearted but cowardly, showed in front of other gods was a way for her to keep herself conscious.

Morgan shook his head and put these unimportant things aside.

She stood up slowly and gave Tymora a solemn orc salute.

“Lady Tymora…even if it’s just me, I’m going to rescue Lal.

Please give me a blessing from the goddess of luck..."