I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Chapter 127 Finally Met a Certain Goddess Above



Chapter 127 Finally Met a Certain Goddess Above

Ivan returned to his tree hole hut, sat on the bed with an obedient look on his face, and wrapped himself in a blanket.

According to the advice of the goddess of celebration, Lal, as long as you pronounce Lal's name and agree with the practice of "enjoying life in the moment" from the bottom of your heart;

Lar, who is far away in the star realm, can consume his divine power and drop a projection in front of Ivan.

Although this consumes far more energy for the gods than just talking in your head, it also allows the gods and non-believers to communicate "face to face".

After whispering "Lal" several times, streams of light appeared in front of Ivan and slowly intertwined into a pretty figure.

As the projected face gradually became clearer, Ivan's mouth opened wider and wider.

Unlike the stone statue in the original body's memory, the projection will show the true appearance of the gods -

We have to admit that this goddess of celebration is indeed worthy of celebration...

And the clothes are quite... cool...

Ivan couldn't help but wrap his blanket tighter around himself.

"You...you pervert!

I was actually lying in bed waiting for a god to come!

You are still...still hiding under the quilt!

I warn you, if you do something disgusting and perverted again, I will kill you even if I use up all my divine power!"

"Uh... can I really just be afraid of the cold..."

Ivan, the complaining alien, is now a little embarrassed to launch a counterattack.

After all, what the original body did was a little difficult to talk about -

Logically speaking, this goddess is still the victim...

Trying hard not to look at certain parts of the cool goddess, Alvin forced his eyes to stare straight at Lal's nose, trying to make his expression look like a gentleman.

"I really don't understand how a pervert like you could gain Morgan's trust...

Okay, let’s get down to business.”

In this extremely awkward private space, Alvin endured an indescribable impulse while trying his best to decipher the words of this sweet-voiced goddess.

After some operations, I finally figured out what happened in the star realm:

Ms. Morgan's kingdom of God is in chaos.

As usual, Laer went to visit her best friend, but as soon as she arrived in Morgan's kingdom of God, she found something wrong.

The Morgan Divine Kingdom, which was once peaceful and harmonious, with wheat ears and fruitful farmland, is now in ruins.

The plump ears of wheat were roughly pulled out of the soil, and the broken stems and branches were scattered everywhere;

Chaotic and ominous divine power waves flowed through the air, colliding with and destroying the outer barrier of the Kingdom of God;

The most terrifying thing was that her best friend Morgan was bound in mid-air by an unknown force, with black air oozing out of her eye sockets and mouth.

The inexperienced Lal was terrified. As a new god younger than Morgan, she had only been on the throne for a hundred years.

Just when Laer was at a loss, Morgan used his divine power to break free from the constraints of the black air, and tried to establish a connection with his favorite Luna, and asked Laer in his own kingdom of God to communicate with the other party.

"This is the whole process. Am I clear?"

"What a nice nose... Oh? What?"

"Don't force me, I'll electrocute you right now!"

"Hmm... So, you don't know why Morgan wants me to kill Targon, the chieftain of the wasteland?"

"Can I know? Can you please hurry up!

I now have another projection in front of Morgan, and she is completely unconscious!"

Ivan moved his gaze from Lal's nose to her eyes. Those eyes, now filled with anxiety, had an indescribable beauty.

But this is not what Alvin wants to appreciate now. He is extremely calm in his heart, because in Alvin's opinion, this commission is extremely outrageous.

"No, I don't understand. With my weak arms and legs, how can I assassinate that guy Tagon?

Also, why must I listen to your and Morgan’s instructions…”

"..."

Lal on the opposite side widened her eyes. As a new god, she still retained most of her habits as a human.

For Laer, who was born and raised in the prime material world, it is perfectly normal for mortals to listen to the teachings and lend a helping hand to gods, as long as they are not gods from the opposing camp.

For most mortal creatures, this would be a glorious deed that could be passed down through generations.

Why is it that when it comes to this pervert, the operation is not done this way?

Strange emotions were churning in Lal's heart.

Surprised, stunned, unwilling, aggrieved...

To Laer, Ivan was not her believer. Because of the previous incident, Laer even had a little hatred and fear towards this human.

But Morgan... Lale's shadow in Morgan's kingdom of God looked at his good sister who was suffering in front of him, and for a moment he had no idea what he should do to make this human act according to Morgan's wishes.

The key point is that even if he sent down an oracle and asked his priests to complete Morgan's task, I'm afraid that group of bards would be killed by the orcs in a few moves before they even saw the tents of the wilderness tribe...

As a god, Lal knew very well the strength of his believers.

Thinking of this, Ms. Laer felt more and more aggrieved. She looked at the perverted and slightly aggressive eyes opposite her and suddenly couldn't help crying out.

"Eh? Eh? No, what is this for?

You don't have to cry if I don't go and give myself away!

I tell you, I am most afraid of this kind of tricks from little girls..."

"Alvin!"

The door of the Oak Cottage was suddenly pushed open, and the tall Xiling and the short Lian rushed in. From Lian's little eyes, Ivan saw a hint of conspiracy succeeding.

“Evan! Please don’t do anything excessive to Ms. Lal again!

Her Highness Lal didn't electrocute you to death, which is already a sign of her mercy and kindness!"

Unlike before, Xiling's tone this time was quite intense.

Because the half-elf lady was very worried that if her tone was not harsh enough, the goddess would have an emotional breakdown and start to send sparks and lightning directly towards Ivan.

It was a coincidence that Lian, who noticed something was wrong in the hall, quietly hid outside Ivan's tree hole.

I wanted to see why this pervert didn't even say hello and just ran back and locked himself up;

But Lian heard a female voice, which was quite pleasant to hear.

The mentality changed from protecting her sister from being touched by the pervert to protecting the perverted man.

The short girl didn't even listen to a few words of the conversation before running off to find her sister.

When Xiling, who seemed calm on the outside but was actually very nervous on the inside, walked outside the study, she heard the last part of the conversation.

Not wanting to see Alvin punished or even die for his disrespect for God, Xiling quickly stood in front of Lal and spoke to the crying goddess in a decisive tone.

"Your Highness Lal! Please forgive the human Ivan's foolish behavior.

Mielikki's servant, the half-elf Xiling, will help you supervise Evan, and there will be no more transgressions in the future!"

Alvin looked at Xiling who was standing in front of him and shook his head helplessly.

This long-legged lady didn't understand the situation at all.


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