vrcanaries Chapter 315 IQ Depression
Chapter 315 IQ Depression
Although Jiang Ran had no injuries, his hair was already messy.
His head, face, body, pants, and shoes were all covered with garlic skins.
When he stood at the cabin door, he looked like a beggar.
When Bai Yuan kicked Jiang Feng just now, she was still smiling with glee.
At this moment, Bai Yuan turned around and pointed the spearhead at himself.
The child's expression froze, and he felt guilty, so his voice trembled a little to please her, "Big cousin~"
Bai Yuan: "Three——"
Jiang Ran stamped his feet and started to complain again: "He was the one who peeked at my chat history! He also broke my watch!!!"
Jiang Feng half-peeked out from behind Bai Yuan, taking advantage of the situation and saying, "Will it be bad if you don't rob it!!!"
Jiang Ran: "Cousin, look at him!!!"
Bai Yuan ignored him and continued to count down: "Two——"
Jiang Ran was suddenly speechless.
Knowing that this was not going to work, her cousin was about to roll up her sleeves and come over to arrest the man herself.
She closed her eyes, made up her mind, and jumped out of the cabin.
He walked to Bai Yuan and turned away consciously.
Bai Yuan didn't hold back and kicked her twice in the same way, with the same amount of force.
Twins, even when being beaten, they have to agree.
In the past, when Bai Yuan’s aunt beat the children, the two children would count in their hearts.
If one of them got hit more or less, or if one was hit too lightly or too heavily, both kids would refuse to do it.
He won't be satisfied until he gets what he missed back.
Otherwise they will both think you are biased.
Bai Yuan has always been fair and impartial in this matter.
He is a master of balancing things.
It was highly recognized by both children.
Sometimes when Jiang Feng and Jiang Ran committed misdeeds at home, Bai Yuan's aunt and uncle would beat them and force them to run around the house with slippers in their hands.
The two children ran and shouted at the top of their voices:
"I don't want you to hit me! I want my cousin! I want my cousin to hit me!!!"
Bai Yuan's aunt and uncle were so angry:
"Do I look like my cousin!!!"
"You look like my older cousin!!!"
Now, Jiang Feng saw that Jiang Ran was also beaten, and he felt balanced and stopped howling.
The child grinned and laughed:
"Hehehe, my cousin also kicked you twice!"
As he said this, he raised two fingers and made a pun gesture of "yeah" and "two".
Jiang Ran rolled her eyes. She had turned around, but when she heard this, she turned back and faced Bai Yuan.
"No more!!! I can't stand him!!! Cousin! Kick me again!!! Kick me hard!!!"
This way, her cousin would have to give Jiang Feng the same kick again.
My cousin, the god of water!
Jiang Ran: I am such a genius!
Bai Yuan:......
Bai Yuan now fully agrees with his second uncle's evaluation of the two children on the way here:
Jiang Yun: "They are two idiots."
Bai Yuan: ...It’s more than that.
The Jiang family is a family of academic elites, and has produced many top students and geniuses in every generation.
If you take them all individually, none of them have low IQs.
This can be seen from Bai Yuan and Bai Falcon.
After generations of screening, this has almost become something engraved in the Jiang family's DNA.
Even Bai Yuan's mother, Jiang Zhi, lacked common sense and experience back then, and she was also too spoiled, so she looked unreliable.
But her academic performance is impeccable.
I have never ranked second in any exam since I was a child.
Logically speaking, based on this calculation, Jiang Feng and Jiang Ran’s IQ should not be much different.
But what no one expected was that a low point would appear between Jiang Feng and Jiang Ran.
When they were young, the two children were taken by their parents to have their IQ tested.
No more, no less, one hundred per person.
The IQ of a normal person is generally between 85 and 115, so they just took the average value of normal people.
In theory, it is enough for daily life and study.
But for a family like the Jiang family, which is full of academic geniuses and academic masters who are no better than dogs, it is a bit not impressive enough.
Bai Yuan had little contact with the two twins and was not very familiar with them.
After hearing Jiang Yun's description of the two children, Bai Yuan thought that his second uncle had a high IQ, so everyone else looked like a fool.
What about the high IQ 'bullying' thing?
Now it seems that her second uncle is still too conservative.
These are clearly two little idiots.
After Bai Yuan taught these two little idiots a lesson, he forced them to hold hands, stand while reflecting on their mistakes, and state where they went wrong.
At first, the two children disliked each other and held hands reluctantly, but in fact they were secretly competing with each other and wrestling.
But as they were talking, the two of them began to spin around hand in hand, swinging their arms so hard that they almost took off on the spot, laughing happily as they played.
Bai Yuan:......
Is this the happiness of a fool?
Wait until the two children reflect on themselves.
Bai Yuan drove them both back into the helicopter.
The cabin was already in a mess, and the air was filled with a strange smell of garlic.
This degree and this destructive power are no different from dismantling an airplane.
Bai Yuan shifted his eyes away from the sack of garlic on the ground.
He looked at the two children and asked them to clean up while he cleaned up his own battlefield.
A few minutes ago, the two children were still working seriously.
After a while, Jiang Ran slapped Jiang Feng on the back of his hand with a "slap" sound, and scolded:
"Get out of here, you bastard! This is my territory! Why don't you pick up the garbage on the ground but pick the one next to me?"
Jiang Feng also punched her, "Whoever picks it up gets it!"
"are you crazy?!"
"I have rabies! I will bite you to death! Woof woof woof!"
"Then I am mentally ill! It is not against the law to hit you! Watch my punch! Aaaaaaaa!!!"
Bai Yuan:......