vrcanaries Chapter 388: Strange Talk on Snowball Fight Rules
Chapter 388: Strange Talk on Snowball Fight Rules
Zhang Lang, carrying the little cub, teleported directly to Ju Ziyin's room while holding Tianrandai.
Looking at the two people covered in snow and holding a little silver tabby cat in their hands, Ju Ziyin pouted, feeling a little jealous that they went out to play without her. She looked at Zhang Lang's cute pout and said, "Oppa, can you please not be so partial and only take her out to play."
"Okay, I'll take you there next time." Zhang Lang smiled and handed over the small Northeastern silver tabby in his hand. Ju Ziyin wanted to say something, but when she saw the chubby little guy howling, she felt nothing. After all, she had killed so many animals when she was a child, hahaha.
"Throw them outside first and let Chen Junyan watch them."
Chen Junyan: Listen to me, thank you, because you warm the four seasons.
"Chen Junyan must have done a lot of good deeds in his previous life to be able to meet you in this life."
Tianran Dai: "If Chen Junyan really did good deeds in his previous life, how could he be reincarnated as a dog?"
"Hahaha, that's enough. Let's wait for these little guys to get familiar with the environment. I wonder if they will be stressed out?"
"No way. If this thing is fed well and kept well, it should have strong adaptability."
"Well, the Northeasterners might be more outgoing." Zhang Lang started walking out, and as he walked, he said to Gu Ziyin, "Who knows, these puppets might be able to fly in the future. How about each of you taking one?"
Ju Ziyin followed Zhang Lang out with a cute smile on her face, "I'll forget about it and give it to Cai Zijing. One is just enough for each of the four of them."
"Cai Zijing?" Zhang Lang felt a little uncomfortable. There was a personality of his brother in Cai Zijing's body, and he couldn't bring himself to say that.
"It can be seen that her main personality, that is, her younger sister personality, was not able to resist the charm of certain people."
"Hehe, who is so powerful? I really want to meet him." Zhang Lang pretended to be stupid and the frequency of swinging his long legs increased. He wanted to escape from this place. You know, when people are speechless, they will really smile awkwardly first.
"Hehe." Seeing Zhang Lang's embarrassed look, Juziyin laughed.
When they were passing the living room downstairs, the girls saw four wild silver tabby cats and surrounded them one by one, vying to tease them.
Really, I hate people who have no sense of boundaries.
“Wow, is this a Siberian tiger cub?”
"Hmm." Zhang Lang started to twist his mouth.
“This is so cute.”
"I want one too." Zhi Kezi wanted to hug one of them, and the little guy grinned and laughed at her.
Kezi was so scared that her chest shook violently.
Zhang Lang: "Don't shake yet, I feel a little dizzy."
"Go to hell." Zhi Kezi rolled her eyes at Zhang Lang and didn't see him running to her room. When he first came, Zhang Lang wished his hands could grow on those two big breasts.
"Hehe, that's enough. We have plans for these little guys. If you want, we can find time to go to the Northeast to play. But let me make one thing clear: the country doesn't allow these kinds of animals to be kept. If you want, we can invest in a zoo ourselves."
"That's a good idea. I want to be the headmaster."
"Can we get a giant panda or something?"
"What's so good about animals? I want to go to the Northeast to see the snow."
"Yes, we went to the Northeast to have a snowball fight. I heard that chicken stewed with mushrooms is very delicious."
"I want to push the snowman. I haven't seen what snow looks like yet."
The corners of Zhang Lang's mouth twitched. This group of women gathered together, which was really a headache.
"Alang, let's go to Northeast China together during the Chinese New Year this year." Zhou Wenli stared at Zhang Lang and asked softly.
"Okay, I just need to go to the northern capital, and then I'll go to the Northeast to play for a few days."
"Okay, then we'll team up and have a snowball fight."
This time, Zhang Lang and Tianrandai didn't go to make snowmen or have snowball fights. The reason was that Tianrandai was only interested in food, and the snowflakes had no taste at all in his mouth.
"Xiao Duo'er, you can go ice fishing then." Zhang Lang looked at Xiao Duo'er standing silently, walked over and patted her little head.
“Ice fishing?”
"Well, dig a big hole in the ice. The fish will breathe from the hole because they haven't breathed oxygen for a long time. You can just use a net to catch them." Zhang Lang explained to her. In order to cultivate Chen Duoer's interest in playing basketball and fishing, he unexpectedly chose fishing. Being a fisherman is not bad. The girl has changed a lot. Her originally fair and tender skin is now tanned, hahaha.
"Then can I build a snowman and fish at the same time?"
"Sure, we'll be right next to you. We can eat the fish you caught directly in the hot pot."
"This is great, we can have a snowball fight and Xiaoduoer can go fishing, hahaha."
Seeing Chen Junyan running over and circling around the four silver tigers, both sides may have some misunderstandings about their respective strengths. The four little tigers bared their teeth to scare Chen Junyan, and Chen Junyan hummed softly. This first meeting seemed a bit discordant.
Forget it, I'm too lazy to pay attention to them, let them get along with each other, or I'd better explain to these people some strange rules and stories about snowball fights among outsiders in Northeast China.
"I have a few suggestions for snowball fights."
"suggestion?"
"You know people who were born and raised in Hong Kong Island, what good suggestions can you give me?"
"Yes."
"You're no less than teaching the locals how to swim in the Jerusalem desert."
Zhang Lang looked at Li Xin'er and shook his finger, saying, "Hey, let me tell you a little-known fact. There is water in the Jerusalem Desert, and a lot of it, but it's all under the sand. You all know the permeability of sand." He raised his eyebrows as he spoke.
"Then tell me, what are the rules and strange things about snowball fights?"
Zhang Lang cleared his throat and said, "First, when someone calls your name from behind, you must never turn around."
"Second, protect your collar."
"Third, remember, there are no teammates." This is very important, otherwise, except for Le Huizhen, these women will definitely chase him and attack him, and it will be useless even if the dodge attribute is maxed out.
"Fourth, don't fall to the ground, especially if there are people around you."
"Fifth, if you encounter the fourth situation, remember, you must curl yourself up into a ball."
“Sixth, stay away from snow piles.”
"Seventh, in an emergency, you can yell 'narrow your eyes' loudly. This way, if you can't defeat them, you may be able to try to awaken their remaining conscience."
Qiuti raised her hand: "What if they have no conscience?"
"Hehe, congratulations, this is the eighth rule. Try your best to survive."
"Hahahaha, any more?"
Seeing a group of people staring at him eagerly, Zhang Lang said: "The last thing, don't believe anyone (including me!)."
Everywhere you look, you see an enemy.