vrcanaries Chapter 197 Abstract is not only contagious to humans, but also to chickens!
Chapter 197 Abstract is not only contagious to humans, but also to chickens!
The student's expression paused.
He looked at the big rooster on his shoulder, then looked at the others around him, "Who among you spoke? The weird voice pretending to be Phoenix."
"I'm not pretending to be a phoenix."
"Neither have I."
"Did you hear wrongly?"
Suddenly, someone pointed at the big rooster on the man's shoulder and said, "When did this rooster come here?"
"how could I know!"
The man looked at the rooster impatiently and raised his hand to knock it down. "Get away from me, or I'll stew you and eat you!"
There was a snap.
Before his hand could touch the big rooster, the big rooster slapped his hand.
"what--!"
He vaguely heard a "crack" sound of a bone breaking, and then suddenly let out a scream.
The others looked at the student's hand and saw that his right hand was hanging limply in front of his body, unable to move at all.
His face twisted, "My hand, my hand seems to have broken bones! This damn chicken!"
"what?!"
The others were shocked and immediately looked at the big rooster, "Is this rooster so fierce?"
The big rooster looked at them with his head held high, his eyes showing three parts of disdain, three parts of mockery, and four parts of disgust.
It even stretched out a wing and raised its middle finger to everyone, "You are the chicken, your whole family is chickens, I am the phoenix, can't you see?"
Captain Xu: ???
Other students: ???
No, you look like a big country rooster. Who can tell that you are a phoenix?
Oh no.
How the hell could you be a phoenix!
Captain Xu's mouth twitched, and he looked at Jiang Nanxi in the pit and said, "I've heard that the Suzaku tribe has a divine beast. Is this your divine beast?
It's obviously just a chicken, but you dare to tell others that you have a phoenix? Today really opened my eyes."
"Pfft!"
One student laughed unceremoniously, "Hahahahaha, in ancient times people called a deer a horse, and now you guys in the Suzaku tribe are calling a chicken a phoenix. This is so funny!"
Others couldn't help laughing.
"The Suzaku Tribe ranks last in the annual competitions. It really shouldn't be called the Suzaku Tribe anymore. It's more appropriate to call it the Pheasant Tribe. It's quite appropriate to find a chicken as the sacred beast of their department."
"Ye Shutong even announced to the public that the Suzaku Division will definitely take first place this year. I really don't know where she got the courage from."
"It seems that the Ultraman mentioned by Suzakubu must be a joke."
"It's not easy for them to find a talking chicken."
Hearing the rampant laughter of these people.
Jiang Nanxi was speechless.
The big rooster was also speechless.
The audience was even more speechless.
[No, isn't our Aotian popular enough? How come some people still don't know that it is a phoenix? ]
[I think it’s mainly because Aotian’s appearance is too confusing. At first glance, he does look like a country rooster.]
[Why is Aotian in this form? Why doesn't it transform into a phoenix? ]
[It seems that because Aotian's cultivation is not enough, his soul can only temporarily live in the chicken's body. ]
[Aotian is so miserable! Can we raise funds to donate a divine beast body to our Aotian? ]
"Ugh."
The big rooster couldn't help but sigh.
When it saw Captain Xu coming, it flew down from the student's shoulder, then flapped its wings and flew directly over Captain Xu's head.
It raised its head and said sadly, "I've already told you that I'm a phoenix, why do some people always not believe me? Do I have to take a welding class to make you shine?"
Captain Xu's expression turned green.
He waved his hand and hit the big rooster above his head, "You are a shitty phoenix, your bloodline is different! Being a prostitute is just like being a human, the most important thing is to know yourself! Get off here right now!"
As he spoke, Captain Xu released a stream of spiritual power from his hand, trying to knock the rooster down directly.
But, it's of no use!
He clearly remembered that he had released his spiritual power, but the big rooster on his head was still standing as steady as a rock, with no intention of moving at all.
"you--!"
A look of horror appeared on Captain Xu's face. He never expected that this chicken spirit had something special that could even block his spiritual attack.
Before Captain Xu could react, someone couldn't stand the big rooster's behavior and shouted, "How dare you stand on Captain Xu's head? Do you want to be made into a roast chicken?"
The rooster said: "Since you insist on saying that I am a chicken, then so be it. I won't explain. I am hatching eggs. Please don't disturb me."
Snap it.
The big rooster squatted on top of Captain Xu's head, and once again looked down at the others below with eyes like a fan-shaped statistical chart.
[Hatching eggs? Hahahahaha this is so funny, this guy’s head really does look like a boiled egg! ]
[Aotian, even if you are a chicken, you are still a rooster. Why are you hatching eggs? Hahaha! ]
【Let me tell you, abstraction is not only contagious to humans, it can also be contagious to chickens! 】
"Get down here!"
Captain Xu's roar was heard.
He even took out his weapon, a Tang sword, and stabbed at the big rooster above.
But the big rooster stretched out its wings and easily clamped the Tang sword, and Captain Xu couldn't move at all.
He wanted to stab the damn chicken to death, but he couldn't move. He wanted to pull the knife back, but he still couldn't move!
"what happened!"
Being humiliated by a chicken in front of all his subordinates, Captain Xu's face turned pale and blue.
There was a click.
The big rooster flapped its wings, broke the blade of the Tang sword directly, and then threw it down from above.
"My knife!"
Captain Xu's heart is bleeding!
This is the magic weapon Tang sword that he bought at a high price in the Xuanmen black market, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars!
The key is,
This thing is his most powerful weapon, allowing him to exert twice his natural strength. Many masters of the same level in the Psychic Bureau are afraid of it!
In the end, it just broke like that?!
He has fought with so many masters, but this knife has no cracks! How could it break like this? Don't be too outrageous!
Captain Xu was completely stunned.
The others were also shocked and looked at the broken Tang sword in horror.
The rooster's voice came again, "Egg, I'll give you one last chance. Leave here, or I'll beat you into shit. You choose one."
There was total silence.
After a long while, no one spoke, and Lu Jiaqi couldn't help but come over and ask, "Whose name is it?"
Jiang Nanxi looked at Captain Xu, whose face was livid, and said, "Xu Dan, speak up, why aren't you speaking?
The Phoenix has given you the last chance, you must seize it."
Captain Xu: ???!
You are the egg, he has his own name!
Captain Xu stared at Jiang Nanxi, his face turned red with anger and his eyes were blazing with fire.
"What will happen if I don't leave? We discovered these treasures together, there's no way I can let you take them all by yourself!
If you have the guts, let this chicken kill me. Then you can wait for other departments of the Psychic Bureau to attack the Suzaku tribe!"