vrcanaries Chapter 152 I apply to date Liu Qingyan!
Chapter 152 I apply to date Liu Qingyan!
There was a click.
Jiang Nanxi's fist hit the Buddha statue's face, creating a golden light and causing a crack on the statue.
"you you……"
There was actually a hint of fear in the trembling voice of the Buddha statue. The power contained in that punch made him feel a strong threat, which made him feel afraid unconsciously!
Who is this crazy woman?!
Jiang Nanxi stared at the Buddha statue and said, "What's wrong? Are you still not happy? Let me tell you, Yin and Yang, Yin and Yang, since ancient times, Yin is in front and Yang is in the back, and older women are the heaven of younger men. What's wrong with having one, two, three, four, five, six, or seven husbands?"
Your face is disfigured, but there are still big women who want you, so just be happy!"
Jiang Nanxi also untied the red rope on the Buddha statue, took the statue down, and then used the red rope to tie a beautiful bow around the Buddha statue's neck.
"This is the Adam's apple mask I made for you. You are not allowed to take it off, okay? If a little man goes out without even wearing an Adam's apple mask, who would he seduce?"
"..."
"We will hold the ceremony later, and then you can look for handsome men. Capture those with some looks and bring them back to me one by one. Of course, I have always advocated zero-surrogate gifts. If you marry me, I can't give you anything."
"..."
Liu Qingyan watched from a distance for a while, then rubbed his eyebrows, walked over and patted Jiang Nanxi on the shoulder.
"Can you be a little more normal? This thing is possessed by the evil god of Country T. The evil god of Country T is actually some kind of slightly stronger ghost. Its true form is usually extremely ugly. Why are you marrying it?"
As a result, Jiang Nanxi ignored him completely.
Jiang Nanxi excitedly raised both arms high and said loudly, "Although I don't have a car or a house now, I have great ambitions and I will definitely achieve great things in the future!
Don't look down on a poor girl. Love can never be measured by money! If a good husband helps me achieve my ambitions, I will give him ten thousand taels of gold in return!"
"..."
Suddenly, a crackling sound was heard.
The Buddha statue in Jiang Nanxi's hand shattered with a loud bang, and a large piece of ceramic powder fell from Jiang Nanxi's hand.
The power of the evil god disappeared.
Ran away.
[Hahahahahahahahaha, the evil god couldn't stand listening to Jiang Nanxi's words anymore! He ran away!]
[This is so classic! The key is that there are people who actually believe these words. Being a man is so fucking awesome! ]
[I agree with all of Jiang Nanxi's views. I can't imagine how great it would be to live with Jiang Nanxi's mentality every day! ]
[I've learned this. Tomorrow when my mom asks me to go on a blind date, I'll tell the guy this! ]
The ceramic powder in Jiang Nanxi's hand fell off, leaving only a red rope with a bow.
She couldn't help but sigh, "Alas, he ran away just like that. This kid is unlucky. Forget it, if the old doesn't go, the new won't come."
She then turned to look at Liu Qingyan beside her, stood on tiptoe, and stretched out her hand to tie the red rope around Liu Qingyan's neck.
"What do you want to do?"
Liu Qingyan took a step back cautiously.
Jiang Nanxi stood firm, suddenly looked in the direction of the camera, and raised her hand like Ultraman, "Sisters, I want to apply to date Liu Qingyan!"
Liu Qingyan:? !
audience:!
[Okay, I knew you had bad intentions towards Yan Shen. You came to the variety show just for Yan Shen! ]
[I've said it before, Jiang Nanxi is a fanatical fan of Yan Shen! You see, she can't pretend anymore! ]
[Ahhh, the couple I was rooting for has come true! Is Sister Xi confessing her love?! I'll move the Civil Affairs Bureau over here!]
Jiang Nanxi continued, "If I get a date, everyone can play with my man. This is my campaign manifesto."
【ah? ? ? ? ? ? 】
[Really? Then I agree! ]
[I agree, you play on Monday, I play on Tuesday, my sister plays on Wednesday, and we all play together on Thursday! ]
[I have been a fan of Liu Qingyan for five years. I am not kidding. If this is true, I must make Jiang Nanxi my sister-in-law.]
on site.
Everyone's eyes turned to Liu Qingyan.
The handsome face of the elegant and refined man was covered with a layer of gloom.
Jiang Nanxi raised her hand and wanted to say something else, but Liu Qingyan went over and covered her mouth.
Jiang Nanxi took his hand away and wanted to continue talking, but Liu Qingyan continued to cover her hand.
Jiang Nanxi took it off again, holding the red string in her hand and said, "Put on the Adam's apple mask first. We grown women don't like men who are too revealing."
Liu Qingyan's forehead twitched, and he simply grabbed the red rope and threw it on the ground.
Then, when Jiang Nanxi wanted to say something else, strong arms suddenly wrapped around her waist.
next second.
Jiang Nanxi felt dizzy, and she was carried on Liu Qingyan's shoulders. He walked towards the woods in silence with his long legs.
Jiang Nanxi was shocked. "Help, help, help! I am a famous pure girl in our village. The villagers even gave me a chastity arch! How can a strange man like you hug me casually? How am I going to live my life in the future!"
Liu Qingyan: "Shut up!"
Jiang Nanxi: “Ahhhhhh!”
In the woods, Liu Qingyan put her down, and suddenly took out a stack of red banknotes and held it in front of her.
"Be normal, okay?"
“I guarantee it!”
Jiang Nanxi snatched the stack of red banknotes, held them in her hands and kissed them excitedly, "Teacher Liu, I love you."
"hehe."
Liu Qingyan looked at her speechlessly, then turned and walked out of the woods.
Jiang Nanxi counted the red banknotes in her hand and found that there were more than thirty of them, so she quickly put them away.
The camera was about to come in to film what the two were doing, and then Liu Qingyan came out.
Jiang Nanxi chased after him and shouted, "Teacher Liu, walk slower, wait for me! I wish I were a farmer, so that when the rain drops, I will think of my crops instead of you."
Liu Qingyan: "You are thinking about my money, right?"
He suddenly stopped, turned to look at Jiang Nanxi, and raised the corners of his lips slightly, "Indeed, I have plenty of money, as much as you want."
Jiang Nanxi looked at the faint smile on his face and his handsome appearance, and inexplicably felt her heart skip a beat.
[Oh my god, are they confessing their love to each other? This is too sweet! Happy day for CP fans! ]
[Wow, I'm so envious. A noble lady like Yan Shen would actually say something like this to a girl! ]
[This scene is quite sweet, but can anyone tell me why Jiang Nanxi is holding a stack of paper money for the dead? ]
Liu Qingyan went to cook instant noodles.
Jiang Nanxi was struggling with the question, "If Liu Qingyan insists on giving me all his money, how can I symbolically refuse and actually take it away?", "If he gives me all his money, how can I spend it all?"
She suddenly realized that the stack of money in her hand was all ghost money from Tiandi Bank!
Jiang Nanxi:!?(?_?;?
Liu Qingyan was cooking instant noodles by the creek, making a fire. Jiang Nanxi rushed over without a ferocious look on his face. "Liu Gou, what do you mean? How come all this money is ghost money!"
She pounced on Liu Qingyan's back from behind and grabbed his neck with gritted teeth.
Liu Qingyan suddenly stood up and looked towards the stream, "Have you noticed that there is something under the water observing us?"