vrcanaries Chapter 127 Jiang Nanxi's chicken is playing basketball? !
Chapter 127 Jiang Nanxi's chicken is playing basketball? !
He glanced at Jiang Nanxi nonchalantly, "Teacher Jiang knows me so well? Have you ever tried?"
Now, it was Jiang Nanxi's turn to have his expression frozen, and he didn't know how to answer for a moment.
The audience was eating so much that they were chomping at the bit.
[Yes, yes, what is your relationship? Why do you know each other so well? ]
[Hahahahahahahahaha, Jiang Nanxi asked you to play with abstraction, now you are behaving yourself! ]
[The combined cunning of these two people is as bad as it gets. They even set traps for each other during interviews and answers! ]
The staff member also wanted to watch the fun and asked directly, "Teacher Jiang, Teacher Liu treats you very differently. Have you known each other for a long time?"
[Okay, this is a good question. I've wanted to know this for a long time! Give the host a chicken drumstick!]
[Jiang Nanxi, speak! Have you ever tried it? ]
Jiang Nanxi hesitated for a moment and said, "Yes, we have known each other for a long time. We are old acquaintances."
Staff: "How did you meet? How long have you known each other?"
Jiang Nanxi: "We met when we were practicing Latin dance."
Staff: "Teacher Jiang and Teacher Liu are also interested in Latin dance? I didn't expect that! Can you perform a Latin dance for the audience?"
Jiang Nanxi: "No, no, I'm not a good student. I'd better not make a fool of myself."
The staff member looked at the silent Liu Qingyan and said, "Teacher Liu is famous for being a quick learner. He must be very good at Latin dance, right? You two can dance together. Teacher Liu will definitely not let you embarrass yourself."
Jiang Nanxi: "I don't really understand why I spent 3,500 yuan to learn Latin dance, but my penis still hasn't changed."
Jiang Nanxi turned to look at Liu Qingyan, "Have you changed after learning it? Have we been deceived?"
Liu Qingyan:?
staff member:?
The staff member's auntie smile disappeared and he said dully, "Teacher Jiang, what kind of Latin dance are you talking about?"
"It's that kind of Latin dance."
Jiang Nanxi stood up and prepared to unbutton his jeans. "Since you insist on me doing a segment, I can only show you reluctantly."
Liu Qingyan was startled, and quickly grabbed her and pulled her back to her seat, "Calm down!"
Jiang Nanxi asked him, "Then tell me, has yours changed? Why hasn't mine changed?"
Liu Qingyan: "I..."
Jiang Nanxi: "Take off your pants, let's have a competition and let them see enough."
Liu Qingyan: "..."
staff member:"……"
[Hahahahahahahaha, I'm really impressed. How can Jiang Nanxi just say all these nonsense? ]
【Host: I have been honest, I dare not ask any more questions.】
[Hahahaha, no matter how evil a person is, he will become a person who is not good at speaking when he meets Jiang Nanxi! ]
[Laughing Mouse, Liu Qingyan's hesitant expression is so real, hahahaha. If I were Liu Qingyan, I would just find a hole in the ground and crawl into it.]
The staff had several sharp questions to ask Jiang Nanxi, but she was unable to answer them this time.
Especially when he just opened his mouth, Jiang Nanxi said, "Are you done asking questions? I have to go practice Latin dance. If you delay me any longer, I will have to play a piece for you on the spot."
staff member:"……"
The interview ended early, so Jiang Nanxi went back to her room to pack her luggage and prepare to go out for a walk.
As soon as she returned to the room, she saw a big rooster flying in from the open window.
"Goooooooo!"
There are bad guys!
The rooster flew into her room with a puppet full of needles in its mouth, and then threw the puppet at her feet.
"Gugugugugu!" Black magic!
Jiang Nanxi picked up the puppet and took a look at it. She saw a string of birth data written on the back of the puppet. It was exactly the birth data she had deliberately said that night.
"Is this the puppet that controls Song Wanwan?"
Jiang Nanxi looked at the big rooster in surprise, "Where did you find it?"
"Cuckoo!"
The rooster pointed out the window with its wings, and then said in her mind, "There's a flying demon outside, sneaking around with the puppet in its mouth. I don't know what it wants to do, so I snatched the puppet away."
Jiang Nanxi looked at the puppet, and the corners of his lips curled up. "It seems that they found something wrong and planned to come to me to see what's going on."
However, isn’t it too late for these two people to realize that something is wrong now?
Jiang Nanxi put the puppet away, and then she felt a cold gaze staring at her from outside the window.
Jiang Nanxi looked out the window and saw a human head hidden on the treetops in the woods not far away.
Master Wu felt her gaze, opened his mouth and uttered a voice that entered her mind, "How dare you play tricks on me? I will make you live a life worse than death!"
Jiang Nanxi chuckled, standing by the window, stretched out both hands and gave him the middle finger, "You? There's a frog tattoo on the tadpole, are you showing off your mother here?"
The big rooster squatted on the windowsill, and imitated Jiang Nanxi, stretching out its two wings and giving Grandpa Wu the middle finger.
Big rooster: "Cuckoo~ idiot~Cuckoo~ bald big idiot~~~~"
Jiang Nanxi: "You do look a bit bald, no wonder you pulled my hair out, are you planning to transplant your own hair?"
Big rooster: "Cuckoo~ so ugly."
The behavior of one man and one chicken made Master Wu so angry that his eyes were blazing with fire and his face was twisted, "Damn it, a chicken dares to steal my things, and you dare to look down on me? I'm going to kill you right now!"
Bang.
The head catapulted out of the woods and rushed towards them like a cannonball.
On Uncle Wu's ferocious face, his bloody mouth opened wide, as if he was going to bite the chicken to death in one bite.
But the big rooster was faster than him and disappeared in a shadow.
When the big rooster appeared again, it was behind Grandpa Wu's head. It raised one of its wings and slapped Grandpa Wu hard on the back of his head.
call out--!
boom--!
The slap directly sent Master Wu's head flying, hitting the wall not far away, and then bounced back.
Mr. Wu’s expression became even uglier.
He stared at Jiang Nanxi and the rooster sinisterly, "This chicken is quite intelligent, it looks like it has become a spirit! But so what, no one in this world can completely destroy my head, I will exhaust you to death sooner or later!"
He turned his sight and flew his head over to attack Jiang Nanxi, "I'll kill you first, then kill the chicken, and then I'll stew the two of you in the same pot!"
result.
Before he could even touch Jiang Nanxi, the chicken suddenly appeared next to his head, then raised its wings and slapped him hard again.
call out--!
boom--!
The head was hit like a ball and flew away, making a big hole in the wall, but Master Wu's head was not damaged at all and he continued to rush forward.
call out--!
boom--!
call out--!
boom--!
The big rooster was slapped away again.
The noise was so loud that people downstairs in the B&B noticed it and ran over to check it out.
"What's going on? Why is the house shaking? Is it going to collapse?"
"What's hitting the wall?!"
"It seems like the noise came from Jiang Nanxi's room. Is she banging her head against the wall because she doesn't want to live anymore?"
"No, it's a chicken playing basketball!"
audience:? ? ?
Master Wu: ???
Who is Basketball?!
Tell me clearly who is basketball!
"Ahhhh!"
Master Wu was so angry that he let out a deafening roar, then turned around and rushed towards the ordinary people downstairs, "You dare to laugh at me, you all die!"
If he couldn't kill the chicken, could he not kill these ordinary people?! When he sucked all these people dry and his power increased greatly, he would deal with the chicken!