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Chapter 117: Angrily slap the blood corpse, is this the fighting chicken you raised?



Chapter 117: Angrily slap the blood corpse, is this the fighting chicken you raised?

After hearing Jiang Nanxi's voice, the two tomb robbers noticed the people at the door of the tomb.

"Boss, it's someone from the Psychic Bureau!"

"Hold them back, I'll continue opening the coffin!"

One of the tomb robbers came over with a grenade in hand.

boom--!

Wang Hui opened fire without warning, shooting the tomb robber holding a grenade in the head on the spot!

They were about to stop another tomb robber, but Jiang Nanxi shouted, "Don't go over there, it's too late!"

“Hahahahahaha, I got it!”

The tomb robbers' loud laughter was heard, but the next second, the laughter turned into a scream of terror.

"Ah! What is it!"

When everyone looked up, they saw a thick blood mist pouring out of the gloomy wooden coffin, wrapping around his arms and quickly covering his body.

Soon, the blood mist dissipated, and the tomb robber's flesh and blood disappeared, turning into a skeleton falling to the ground!

"Holy shit! Run!"

"Something is coming out!"

Others rushed out.

Jiang Nanxi suddenly rushed in, picked up the "Four Gods Patterned Jade Door Knob" that had fallen on the ground, then avoided the blood mist, turned around and ran out of the main tomb chamber.

While the others were still fleeing to other passages, Jiang Nanxi stood outside the main tomb chamber and did not move.

She looked at the "Four Gods Pattern Jade Door Knob" in her hand, and the sound of a rooster came to her mind.

"This is false."

The big rooster said, "The body of Zigong is fake, and the jade door knocker with four gods pattern is also fake. The one I give you is the real jade door knocker with four gods pattern."

As soon as the big rooster finished speaking, a bloody ghost mist had spread throughout the entire main tomb chamber, and any mortal who touched it would die!

In a gloomy wooden coffin not far away, a charred corpse without any flesh and skin slowly sat up. His protruding bloody eyeballs stared at the fake in Jiang Nanxi's hand.

A hoarse and cold voice came, "Give it back to me."

Jiang Nanxi said playfully, "You are not Wei Ling, and this Four Gods Pattern Jade Shop is not yours, so what do you mean by return it to you?"

"what's mine is mine!"

He crawled out of the coffin, his charred body had many cracks and decay, and was covered in blood.

He roared in the direction of Jiang Nanxi, "Do you know what Wei Ling did to me? He owes me this!

He burned me alive and asked me to bury him in this tomb. His treasures are mine. Return them to me! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude!"

Jiang Nanxi still stood outside the main tomb chamber without moving, "Then come out and get it. I'll return it to you when you come out."

The blood corpse was silent for a moment.

“… Throw it in to me.”

"You come out."

"You throw it in."

"You come out."

"You come in."

Jiang Nanxi grinned, "You are the fake body of the Corpse King's Skeleton Formation. In order to ensure the effectiveness of the formation, after the fake body dies, the resentful soul cannot leave the corpse too far. If I guess correctly, you can't leave the main tomb at all."

Blood Corpse: “…”

Jiang Nanxi said directly, "You are not Wei Ling at all. Where is the real Wei Ling's body?"

The blood corpse snorted coldly, "I didn't expect you to know the Corpse King Skeleton Formation. I am a victim of the Corpse King Skeleton Formation, so it's okay to tell you his real hiding place.

Before Wei Ling built his tomb, he said, "The phoenix spits fire, the corpse fire never ends, the icy purgatory is my way home!" His real corpse was naturally stored in a place covered with ice, like purgatory.

Hearing this, Jiang Nanxi's first reaction was to think of the ice cave where people were buried alive.

In the entire underground tomb, that is the only place that is completely covered with ice. With so many thousand-year-old frozen corpses sealed inside, it can be considered a purgatory.

But when they dealt with the ice corpse and went to the main tomb chamber, they passed by the ice cave where people were buried, and she didn't see any special corpse.

Could it be that Wei Ling's body was also shattered and turned into a ball of ice crystal worms and was eaten by the big rooster?

Jiang Nanxi looked down at the chicken at his feet.

"Gulp, gulp, gulp." He didn't eat and left.

Jiang Nanxi's expression changed slightly. "You mean, Wei Ling's real body is hidden in the ice cave, but he has already woken up and left?"

"Gu." Hmm.

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment, and said to the blood corpse, "Just now I saw there is a sword in your coffin. If you give me the sword, I will return the Four Gods Patterned Jade Shop to you."

This jade door knocker with four divine patterns is fake, so I gave it to him. However, the corpse fire in Jiang Nanxi's body can sense that the sword in the coffin is a top-grade spiritual sword that suits her very well!

The blood corpse didn't say anything.

Jiang Nanxi threw the fake one over.

Seeing the jade door knocker with Four Gods Pattern thrown at him, the blood corpse laughed immediately, thinking that this little girl was really stupid!

He didn't agree to the exchange!

"That's the Corpse Fire Sword that Wei Ling made himself. He used the souls of tens of thousands of people to feed it. It's extremely sinister and evil, and it's filled with blood and evil. Can you control it? It's not suitable for a little girl like you!"

"Are you not going to give it?"

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and said, "Ice Purgatory is where Wei Ling hides. The Phoenix spits fire, and the endless fire of the corpse is his way of condensing blood and Yin energy to create an immortal body, right? Don't you want to try this method to create an immortal body? I have a phoenix here."

Jiang Nanxi threw the chicken over.

"The Phoenix is also for you. Give me the sword now. It would be rude if you don't!"

"Is this a phoenix? Do you think I'm stupid? It's obviously a chicken!"

The blood corpse kicked the big rooster away with one kick.

A chicken:?

grass@*!

You are the chicken!

Your whole family is chicken!

"Snapped--!"

The big rooster slapped the blood corpse hard on the face with his backhand, causing him to spin 360 degrees on the spot and not know which way was which.

boom--!

Finally, the blood corpse fell to the ground, and he vaguely saw the chicken holding the corpse fire sword and running all the way back to Jiang Nanxi.

The drone is right next to Jiang Nanxi.

The audience was stunned.

[I thought Jiang Nanxi was being stupid, but it turns out he sent the rooster to grab the sword. You two really have a good understanding!]

[Jiang Nanxi, you raise fighting chickens? ]

[This is a phoenix, not a chicken! Can some people please stop skipping while watching the show! Its name is Feng Aotian! ]

【Okay, Fighting Chicken. 】

Inside the main tomb chamber.

"My Corpse Fire Sword!"

The blood corpse was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

He had no defense against the chicken at all. Who knows how a chicken could be so powerful?

The chicken had already run out of the main tomb chamber. He couldn't leave the main tomb chamber and had no way of getting the Corpse Fire Sword back!

"Fortunately, I got back the Four Gods Pattern Jade Shop."

The blood corpse tightly grasped the Four Gods Pattern Jade Door Knocker and looked at Jiang Nanxi viciously, "I already knew Wei Ling's plan. Even without the Phoenix's Fire Breathing, as long as I have the Four Gods Pattern Jade Door Knocker to protect me, I can still become the Undead King!

By then, I will be able to take back the Corpse Fire Sword and make you, that damn chicken, and Wei Ling pay the price!"

The bloody corpse pressed a mechanism in the main tomb chamber.

The floor of the main tomb chamber suddenly disappeared, revealing a bottomless pit filled with bones.

“This is the mass grave where Wei Ling transformed himself into a corpse king. Tens of thousands of people are buried in it, and thousands of years of negative energy and resentment have accumulated. All it takes is a little fire to ignite the endless corpse fire.

And the Four God Patterned Jade Shopkeeper will protect me, allowing me to remain immortal in the corpse fire, and help me forge an immortal body! Hahahahahahaha, when I am reborn, I will be the Undead Corpse King! I will make each of you pay the price!"

The bloody corpse laughed loudly, jumped into the pit of thousands of skeletons, raised his hand and knocked down all the corpse oil lamps on the wall.

A raging fire instantly ignited in the pit of bones!

Jiang Nanxi was shocked. "No way, my friend, you're just going to burn yourself like this? You didn't even check to see if your Four Gods Pattern Jade is real or fake?"

Blood corpse:?


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