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Chapter 111 The contract with the divine beast was successful, are you stupid?



Chapter 111 The contract with the divine beast was successful, are you stupid?

The student raised his hand and waved it, trying to use his spiritual power to open the bug.

But it turned out to be useless.

The bug was not afraid of his spiritual power at all, and flew directly over and bit the back of his hand.

"what!"

He instantly felt a bone-chilling cold force surging into his body, and his arms were covered with a layer of frost at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Xiao Chen!"

When others saw his situation, they became anxious and rushed over to rescue him.

Bang bang bang!

They fired wildly in the direction of the insect and threw talismans at it, but the insect nimbly dodged the attacks.

Two or three more people were bitten by the insects. Their bodies quickly became stiff, a light blue cold frost appeared on their bodies, and they fell to the ground.

Ye Shutong's expression changed slightly, and he quickly shouted, "Get out of the way! Don't let this bug touch you!"

She drew the sword from her waist and appeared beside everyone in the blink of an eye. She performed a set of fluent sword moves, and the powerful sword energy swept towards the ice crystal worm.

The nearby ice layers cracked layer by layer under the influence of the sword energy, which shows that her swordsmanship is very superb.

The ice crystal worm was blown away and disappeared in front of everyone in an instant.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"What kind of bug is this? How come I turned into ice after being bitten? This is so weird!"

"Did Mr. Xiao also encounter this bug?"

Ye Shutong held up his sword and looked coldly in the direction where the two tomb robbers fled. "Xiao Yu's body turned into ice and he died. It seems that it has something to do with you two!"

There was a flash of murderous intent in her eyes, and the sword in her hand stabbed directly in their direction.

“Buzz buzz buzz—!”

The buzzing sound of the ice crystal worm suddenly came again, and the sound was behind Ye Shutong.

Everyone was shocked.

"Captain Ye, be careful of the bugs!"

Ye Shutong also felt it. She paused her attack, turned around and slashed towards the buzzing sound of the mosquito with her sword.

The ice-blue bug was instantly blown away by the sword energy and fell onto a rock.

But after a while.

It flapped its wings and flew up again, and the headache-inducing buzzing sound came again.

“This is an ice crystal insect that has absorbed the qi and resentment of a thousand-year-old ice corpse. Ordinary means simply cannot kill it!

Hahahahahahahahaha, all of you just wait to go to hell with Xiao-Woo!"

The crazy laughter of the tomb robbers was heard.

The two men took advantage of the chaos to run towards the passage on the other side, and one of them turned back and threw a black round ball over.

Ye Shutong paused in his pursuit and said to them, "It's a grenade, get out of the way and get down!"

boom--!

There was a loud bang of a grenade exploding.

The entire ice cave was shaking wildly. The ice on the nearby walls kept breaking and falling, revealing rows of ice corpses embedded in the walls.

"So many thousand-year-old corpses!"

Someone said in horror.

"Sir, this is a burial pit. There are at least thirty corpses embedded in the wall! They all have their mouths open. Could it be that there are ice crystal worms inside the corpses?"

As soon as the man finished speaking, the buzzing sound came again, becoming louder and more frequent.

"Hurry up, we can't stay here for long!"

Ye Shutong saw more and more ice crystal insects flying out of the mouth of the thousand-year-old ice corpse, and prepared to lead people to evacuate from the ice cave immediately.

The two tomb robbers fled in the direction of the main tomb chamber, where the fire from the grenade explosion was still there and the ice layer was melting the fastest, so there were the most ice crystal worms.

Since they couldn't get through that direction, they could only escape to the underground palace through another passage.

Ye Shutong held up his sword and said to them, "You retreat first, I will cover the rear."

Everyone rushed into the passage.

Everyone ran away, and Ye Shutong was also preparing to retreat, but she suddenly found that there were two people standing in the ice cave.

These two people are naturally Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan.

Jiang Nanxi held a chicken in his hand and said to Liu Qingyan, "It really is a phoenix. If I drip some blood on its head now, will it recognize its master?"

Liu Qingyan: "..."

Jiang Nanxi: "Rounding off, I am also a person who has a divine beast mount!"

Liu Qingyan glanced at the chicken in her arms and couldn't help but say, "Are you sure it can be used as a mount? Don't let it die from sitting on it."

Jiang Nanxi: "Do you look down on me?"

Liu Qingyan: "No..."

Jiang Nanxi: "Then you just look down on my phoenix. I'll let it fan you to death later."

Liu Qingyan: "..."

Seeing these two people standing still, Ye Shutong was still discussing whether a chicken was a phoenix. She couldn't help but collapse and yelled, "Are you two going to die? Run! What are you still standing there for!"

As soon as she finished shouting, two ice crystal insects flew to Jiang Nanxi and tried to bite her.

Jiang Nanxi didn't run away. Instead, he put the chicken down, took off his backpack, squatted on the ground and rummaged through it.

Seeing her like this, Ye Shutong didn't bother to care about her anymore. Good intentions can't save a ghost who wants to die!

Ye Shutong was ready to run away.

As soon as she turned around, she suddenly heard a sizzling sound of something burning behind her.

Ye Shutong turned his head and saw Jiang Nanxi holding an electric mosquito swatter in his hand, swatting it several times in the direction where the ice crystal insects were flying.

Zi La La——!

The electric mosquito swatter will also emit a burst of blue-purple lightning. The moment it hits the ice crystal insect, the lightning from the electric mosquito swatter will turn the insect into charcoal.

Ye Shutong: ????

audience:? ? ?

[I was wondering why Jiang Nanxi didn't bring a tent, it turns out her backpack is full of these things! ]

[Damn, it has to be an electric mosquito swatter! Those people just now couldn't kill a single one for most of the time, but Jiang Nanxi used the electric mosquito swatter to electrocute a large number of them! ]

【??? Big socks, you have all of these? Who brings an electric mosquito swatter when hiking in the rainforest in Malaysia!】

After Jiang Nanxi finished electrocuting the ice crystal insects around him, he turned and looked at Ye Shutong, "With so many of you, don't you have a mosquito swatter? There are a lot of insects in the mountains."

Although she modified this electric mosquito swatter herself, she felt that as long as it could shock these insects, an ordinary electric mosquito swatter should also work.

Jiang Nanxi: "Look how useful electric mosquito swatters are. You have to use electric mosquito swatters to deal with insects. Just now you actually used guns to shoot at insects. What's the difference between this and using a gun to shoot mosquitoes? It's such a waste of bullets!"

Ye Shutong: “…”

After Jiang Nanxi dealt with all the ice crystal insects around him, he handed the electric mosquito swatter to Liu Qingyan.

Jiang Nanxi: "Help me get it. I need to shed blood with the Phoenix to recognize its master, so that it won't run away."

Liu Qingyan: "..."

Ye Shutong: “…”

Although she thought this girl was quite smart, why did she say such strange things?

Phoenix?

Where did the phoenix come from?

Isn't this just a chicken?!

especially,

Ye Shutong also saw Jiang Nanxi holding a chicken and said, "What's your name? You don't have a name? Then I'll give you one. How about Feng Aotian? Those domineering beasts all have names like this."

"Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo!"

OK, I like it!

The big rooster held its head high and chest out, proudly put its wings on its waist, then pecked Jiang Nanxi's fingertips with its beak and actively drank her blood.

"Coo-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo!" You are the only one who believes that I am Phoenix. You are a great person! I like you!

Jiang Nanxi's eyes lit up when he saw its behavior. "Teacher Liu, Teacher Liu, it took the initiative to eat my blood! I have been recognized by the Phoenix Beast!"

Liu Qingyan said with a complicated expression, "Don't be so excited, it should be a chicken spirit that has been cultivating in a Han Dynasty tomb for thousands of years and has developed intelligence. It is just teasing you.

A rooster is still a chicken. Even after practicing for a thousand years, it is still a chicken. It is impossible for it to become a phoenix."

As soon as he finished speaking, a golden sacred light suddenly appeared on Jiang Nanxi and the big rooster.


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