Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

Chapter 489 Triangular Love

[Hemorrhoids? The Minister of Agriculture actually has hemorrhoids?]

System: [What's so shocking about this? Nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids.]

Hearing this, the men present expressed their dissatisfaction in their hearts, saying that they did not have hemorrhoids.

Jiang Yueyang heard this for the first time and was surprised: "Is there such a saying? I've only heard that out of ten men, seven are stupid, eight are dull, nine are bad, and one is loved by everyone!"

Everyone: Seven are stupid? Eight are dull? Nine are bad? So there are only a few normal men in this world?

System: [This sentence has been around for a long time and is absolutely correct! ]

Jiang Yueyang nodded slightly and asked curiously: "Xiaogua, are hemorrhoids very torturous?"

The system hummed heavily, "That's right. With hemorrhoids, it's difficult to sit or stand, and going to the toilet is even more painful. In severe cases, there's even blood in the stool."

Perhaps it was a psychological effect, but several officials present moved their butts unconsciously.

The Minister of Agriculture's face flushed, firstly because everyone knew that he had hemorrhoids, and secondly because he felt uncomfortable all over.

Jiang Yueyang smacked her lips after hearing this. "No wonder Si Nong Si Qing twisted like that just now. I thought he was burning his butt with a mat!"

[Host, please don't eat too much chili peppers. Si Nong Siqing recently ate too much spicy chili sauce, which caused his hemorrhoids to relapse.]

[Can women also get hemorrhoids?] Jiang Yueyang asked in surprise.

System: [Of course, hemorrhoids are also a disease, and diseases don't discriminate between men and women. Moreover, women with hemorrhoids...]

[Stop, stop. I don’t want to listen anymore.]

The system obediently stopped talking and instead asked with a grin, "Does the host want to hear about the bloody love triangle between Minister Si Nong and the Duke of Ying?"

Hearing the words "love quadrangle", Jiang Yueyang's eyes suddenly lit up. "I have to listen! How can I not listen to something as exciting as a love quadrangle?"

The British man who was named was stunned. How did the topic change so quickly? Weren’t we just talking about hemorrhoids?

When the Minister of Agriculture heard that Jiang Yueyang had not yet finished exposing his hemorrhoids and wanted to eat his melon, he could not bear it for a moment.

He raised his hand and said, "Your Majesty, I am not feeling well. Please allow me to take my leave."

Considering that hemorrhoids were indeed uncomfortable, Emperor Yuan nodded and allowed him to leave first.

After thanking Emperor Yuan, the Minister of Agriculture slowly walked out of the hall under the gaze of all civil and military officials.

He could clearly feel that the eyes of all the civil and military officials were vaguely fixed on his butt.

This made him very embarrassed.

Jiang Yueyang followed him with her gaze until he walked out of the hall and only withdrew her gaze when she could no longer see him.

She muttered to herself, "The Minister of Agriculture must be feeling very uncomfortable. He can barely walk properly. Also, his face is turning red, white, green, and purple."

[Who made him so careless even though he knew he had hemorrhoids? Host, don't fall for it.]

Jiang Yueyang glared, "Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and tell me what's going on with that love triangle?"

The male protagonist, the Duke of England, wanted to say there was no rush and chat for a while longer, giving him some time to reminisce.

When did he and the Minister of Agriculture become involved in a love triangle?

Others who were not concerned were impatient. They had no idea that there was an emotional entanglement between the Duke of England and the Lord Minister of Agriculture.

The system cleared its throat and said, "The two heroines in this love quadrangle are the Duchess of England and her sister."

Jiang Yueyang raised her eyebrows slightly, and a thought flashed through her mind, but she didn't rush to ask.

When he was little, Duke Ying would go to his good friend Lord Yang's house whenever he had time.

Lord Yang slowly raised his eyes. Was he involved in this?

[Once, Duke Ying and Lord Yang were playing Cuju in the yard, and one of them accidentally kicked the Cuju to the Cui family next door.

The Englishman wanted to retrieve the Cuju, so he tried to get through the dog hole to the other side. Unexpectedly, the Englishman, who was also a little chubby when he was little, got stuck in the dog hole.

puff!

When Jiang Yueyang heard that the English bulldog was stuck in the dog hole, she instantly remembered the last time she went to Cui's house and saw the English bulldog stuck in the rockery and unable to get out. She couldn't help laughing out loud.

She laughed heartily and said, "The British prince has never been aware of his body shape since he was a child!"

British Duke: “…”

Weren't we supposed to be talking about a love triangle? Why is it this?

Following her laughter, the system continued: [Lord Yang saw that he was stuck and pulled him hard.

He pulled the Duke's trousers off, but still couldn't pull him out, so he ran to find someone to help.

Not long after he left, the Duke of England's wife's sister passed by the dog hole and saw the Duke of England stuck in the dog hole.

The little girl was frightened and her mouth was pouting, about to cry. The Duke of Ying was afraid that she would attract the Cui family, so he made faces to tease her.

After coaxing the man into submission, the Duke of England said that he just wanted to pick up the Cuju that had fallen into Cui's house and that he had no ill intentions.

After hearing this, the little girl said she would find someone to get him out and told him not to be afraid.

Hearing this, the Duke of England gradually recalled the long-forgotten childhood memories.

That day was the first time he and his wife met.

Lord Yang remembered it when the system mentioned pulling off the pants, because there were two red bloody palm prints printed on the shorts that the Duke of England was wearing at that time, and he remembered it clearly!

Jiang Yueyang said with great experience: [Isn't it time for the Duke of England's wife to make her appearance?]

[Yes, not long after the Duke of England's sister-in-law left, the Duke of England's wife, who came to look for her sister, also came to the dog hole.

The reaction of the Duchess of England was different from that of her sister. The Duchess of England laughed out loud when she saw the Duke of England stuck in the dog hole, holding his stomach.

After laughing enough, she put her hands on her hips and asked who the Duke of England was and why he came through the dog hole.

The Duke of England said he came to pick up Cuju balls, but his wife didn't believe him. She suspected that he came to her house to steal things under the pretext of picking up Cuju balls, so she wanted to find someone to tie him up and send him to the authorities.

The Duke of England was anxious and subconsciously wanted to introduce himself.

But then he thought, being stuck in a dog hole is too embarrassing, and it would damage his reputation if it got out.

So, he had an idea and reported the name of his bad friend, the Minister of Agriculture, and said that he and Lord Yang were good friends.

The Duchess of England saw that he was chubby and handsome, so she believed him for the sake of his face.

Then, the Duke of England's wife rolled up her sleeves and pulled the Duke of England out of the dog hole.

When her sister came over with two maids, they saw the Duke of England being pulled out like a radish.

As soon as the Duke of England was pulled out, he was beaten by his wife because he was only wearing a pair of shorts.

Everyone: ...This beating was well deserved.

System: [And so, the bond between the Duke of England and his wife was forged.]

[What then? Is it the Minister of Agriculture's turn?]