Chapter 361 Honglin, the vampire princess?
Chapter 361 Honglin, the vampire princess?
The sissy's face was as black as ink, the corners of his mouth twitched wildly, and he subconsciously clenched his fists and was about to explode!
But when he thought of the familiar scent emanating from Honglin, he forced himself to swallow his anger.
In the sissy's opinion, since Honglin doesn't want to take the hard approach, then try the soft approach!
He was seen lowering his head, clamping his legs together, and covering his chest with his hands. He looked like a shy girl, with a pitiful look.
"Little sister...just fulfill my little wish!"
See this scene.
Everyone present was stunned!!
A two-meter-tall man with explosive muscles acting like a little girl and making a shrill sound from his mouth. Who can stand this?
"Ugh, vomit, vomit..."
Everyone felt nauseous and bent over to vomit, almost vomiting bile.
"No! I can't bear to watch this anymore... I'm vomiting... Yue~"
"Miss, please let him take a look at your physique, otherwise we will be disgusted to death!"
Honglin also showed disgust on her face and got goosebumps all over her body.
In order to stop being grossed out, Honglin quickly walked up to the sissy and said, "Okay, okay, I agree!"
"Hey, check my physique!"
“Hahaha…it’s done!”
Hearing this, the sissy grinned and looked ecstatic.
He knows it!
With a man as charming and attractive as me, no one can resist my coquettishness!
snort!
Who makes me so charming?
Ha ha ha ha! !
After laughing a few times, the sissy stretched out his big hand and checked Honglin's physique.
I want to verify my guess.
But next second.
The sissy's eyelids twitched, her outstretched hand began to tremble, and a look of fear appeared on her face!
I only heard him repeating in a trembling voice:
"It's just as I expected, it's just as I expected... I knew it... I knew it..."
"Hey, what do you know? Can you please not be so surprised?"
"My brother said that I am the Bloody Holy Body! It is a Holy Body."
Honglin put her hands on her hips, looking proud.
The sissy looked at Honglin, her eyes gradually becoming solemn, as if she was making a difficult decision in her heart!
Finally, in the shocked eyes of everyone.
The sissy suddenly took a few steps forward, then dropped to his knees with a plop.
But because he used too much force, he accidentally slid forward a few meters. He didn't control the direction well and slid right in front of Mao Bulang.
Seeing the sissy kneeling there with a lewd smile on his face, Mao Bulang was stunned.
Dig!
What does he want to do?
Are you trying to play some tricks again?
However, the other party has already knelt, so if I don’t kneel, wouldn’t it seem very uncultured?
Oh oh!
I understand!
He wants to stand on the moral high ground and then accuse me!
High! Really high!!
However, how can I, a cat that doesn't wander, let your evil plan succeed?
Think of this.
puff!
Mao Bulang also knelt down decisively, and looked into the sissy's eyes, with the same friendly smile on his face, just like a couple bowing to each other!
The sissy was stunned: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Mao Bulang said with disdain: "Don't give me that! I have seen through your little tricks. If you kneel, I will kneel too! Let's see how you condemn me later."
The corners of the sissy's mouth twitched, and he looked speechless: "Who the hell is kneeling to you? I'm kneeling to the vampire princess!"
After saying that, the sissy looked at Honglin's position, quickly adjusted the direction of his kneeling, and kowtowed solemnly several times towards Honglin!
His expression was no longer as arrogant as before, but he smiled flatteringly and said, "The third prince of the Sky Demon Clan, Ji Yuan, pays homage to the Blood Clan Princess!"
"Princess, I admit that I spoke a little loudly just now. Do you think I knelt properly?"
Seeing this scene, Honglin waved her hands repeatedly, saying "No, no, no".
"Don't try to trick me into giving you New Year's money!"
Honglin stared at the sissy suspiciously, always feeling that the other party was eyeing her little treasury.
No!
The small treasury is left for my brother!
The sissy's expression was stern: "You have the Blood Sacred Body, so you must be the vampire princess!"
"Although I don't know why you have ended up here, from now on, I, Ji Yuan, will be your bravest knight!"
The reversal of this scene happened so quickly that the brains of everyone present suddenly went blank!
Even the four guards following the sissy looked confused.
Even if this girl is a vampire princess, as the third prince of the demon clan, you don't have to kneel down to her, right?
This is so embarrassing!
However, the four guards didn't have time to persuade them.
The sissy pinched her fingers and four attacks came towards them.
Bang bang bang! !
There was an explosion!
The bodies and souls of the four guards were torn into pieces!
"Princess, there are so many people here, please spare me a moment to talk!" The sissy stood up with a serious expression.
Honglin said carelessly: "Just say it directly, we are all family here!"
Hearing this, the sissy turned his head and looked at the previous bandit Brother Jin with a murderous look.
Jin Ge's anus tightened, and the next second he closed his eyes and covered his ears, "Actually... I was born deaf-mute..."
"..."
It is not uncommon to see deaf-mutes who can speak.
Seeing that Honglin insisted on saying this, the sissy took a deep breath and slowly said: “Actually, I am a vampire!”
……
As Sissy was telling the story, Snow White from the Fairy Tale Planet also woke up.
At this moment, everyone gathered around the crystal bed saw Snow White's fingers move.
Although the amplitude was extremely subtle, it was still noticed by the people who were watching.
The witch's body was shaking with excitement, and she gasped for breath: "Huff, huff, huff... The princess' fingers are moving, Fellow Daoist Ye Che, is my princess about to wake up?"
Ye Che nodded and replied: "Looks like he's about to wake up."
"But she has been sleeping for hundreds of years, and her body has already become stiff. She needs some time to adapt before she can wake up completely."
"That's fine, that's fine..."
After hearing Ye Che's words, the witch finally felt relieved.
At this time, Chicken Tyrant came in from the door, his eyes wide open, and said angrily:
"Hey, hey, hey, your palace is so big, why is there no food at all? Do you want to starve us to death?"
"Ache and I have put so much effort into waking up the princess! She hasn't even had a hot meal yet. You old witch, you are going too far!"
Hearing this, the witch also realized that something was wrong and said hurriedly:
"Fellow Daoist Ye Che, please wait a moment. I will cook a signature dish for you to try!"
……
soon.
Everyone smelled a fragrance.
Ye Che couldn't help but give a thumbs up and praised it for being so delicious.
The witch said modestly: "No way... It is my honor to cook for Fellow Daoist Ye Che!"
"Everyone come and eat!"
At Ye Che's invitation, everyone took their seats.
"Wow! A fish dish made by a witch? I love fish the most!"
"Especially the fish head. I'll take this fish head first. You guys can eat the meat from other parts. Don't be polite!"
Ye Che said to a few people while eating.
Seeing Ye Che's operation, Chicken Overlord was dumbfounded, and cursed with black lines on his head: "Ah Che, did you forget your face at home and didn't bring it with you?"
"It's okay if you like to eat fish heads, but this is chopped pepper fish head!"
"You took the fish head away and we only had to eat the chopped peppers?"
"hey-hey!"
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