Chapter 684 Li Chengfeng: You Absolutely Don’t Want to Know What a Unicorn Looks Like
Chapter 684 Li Chengfeng: You Absolutely Don’t Want to Know What a Unicorn Looks Like
"To be honest, the feeling of personally participating in history is indeed different from the feeling of traveling to another universe..." Clark looked at everything around him curiously, "But why do I always feel that everyone around me is not...normal?"
"Dude, if you think hippies are normal, then you're a god." Sarah patted Clark on the shoulder. "When I explained the mission briefing before, I said it in a high-sounding way... It's completely disordered and free. This is almost a dreamland woven by 400,000 nihilists... Here, in addition to music, there are chaotic sexual relationships, drug abuse, and spiritual practitioners everywhere... Hiss, the air here basically smells of marijuana."
"Spiritual practitioners? Is this a category of superpowered people?" Bruce frowned. "Even with superpowered people present... they are still hunted by those magical creatures?"
"No, no, no, these spiritual practitioners are just calling themselves that... They are addicted to yoga and various psychedelic sects, and believe that their spirits can turn into something like a guardian spirit... In short, they are on the same level as those who believe in horoscopes."
Several people walked around Woodstock casually in psychedelic, loose-fitting linen clothes.
Everyone here is extremely tolerant and kind towards each other.
Along the way, many women with confused looks have made indirect or direct invitations to the stinky men present.
"If you had told me earlier that there would be such a good thing... then when I was young, I would definitely come here every year." Tony Stark was in high spirits and said with a smile, "I can only say... hey, it's too early to get married."
"It's not appropriate for someone who just got married a few days ago to say something like that, right?" Li Chengfeng raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "But... by the way, let me tell you, in addition to drug use, promiscuity, and suspected cult behavior, this is also one of the biggest ways for STDs to spread... Tsk tsk tsk, if you're not afraid, it's totally fine."
"Hahaha, yeah, Tony, oh my god." Oliver covered his mouth and snickered, "Although these diseases can be cured at a high price...but your reputation will probably be ruined!"
While joking about the STD Tony might have, several people searched most of the Woodstock rally as quickly as possible.
No findings yet.
"I didn't find anything wrong either." Clark shook his head, "There were no clues in my super hearing either."
Li Chengfeng frowned.
Can’t hear even with super hearing?
Does that mean that the magical creatures haven't appeared yet?
"It's hard to say. After all, Clark has never come into contact with anything related to magical creatures... maybe these creatures have the ability to block Clark's super hearing." Bruce frowned, "Next to this gathering camp, there is a relatively primitive forest... Let's go over there and take a look? Maybe those people entered the forest alone and were hunted by the magical creatures who were waiting for them."
"Well, this forest looks dangerous at first glance. Even if there are no magical creatures, there must be wild animals, poisonous snakes and insects. How crazy must their brains be to run in there on their own initiative?" Oliver observed for a while and gave an authoritative verdict. "This primitiveness is not far from Purgatory Island, right?"
"You've hit the nail on the head, Oliver." Sarah spread her hands and laughed, "The vast majority of the 400,000 people in front of you are either horny or overdosing on drugs..."
"...6."
……
After entering the forest, everyone became alert...
Of course, except Li Chengfeng.
Not only was Li Chengfeng not alert, he even tried his best to cancel most of his abilities.
After all, if I were to take action seriously...
Ten minutes later, they can go back to their original time and be in a daze.
In order to delay some time, and also to avoid the time when the tigresses are most angry...
So Li Chengfeng started.
Leave everything to a few other people.
As for magical creatures... no matter how strong they are, they are completely in the dark.
But even though we couldn't find any magical creatures, we could find other things.
such as……
"A corpse."
Bruce Wayne kept twitching his nose, and then said: "There is a faint smell of blood here... but it's quite fresh."
"Yes... this smell is not too far away..." Oliver nodded.
"That direction." After Sarah identified the direction, she took the lead and walked in the direction she pointed.
"Hiss...ha!" Tony Stark took a deep breath. "How did they smell it? Being a superhero can no longer satisfy your desire to act out roles these days. Do you still want to cosplay as a police dog?"
"This is just the basic operation of the Assassin's League... judging the target's status and position by the smell of blood." Li Chengfeng shrugged, "And it just so happens that although these three received training at different times, they are all honor graduates of the Assassin's League..."
"Judging the status and position... isn't that still a police dog!?"
Even though Tony Stark complained, he didn't slacken in following suit.
For a rich and boring middle-aged man, he has no special hobbies except fishing and making mechas.
So he is eager to do anything that can stimulate his adrenaline.
The professional level of the honorary graduates of the Assassin's League remains strong.
Soon, a corpse appeared above their heads.
It was a young white man with only one scar on his body, which was a large hole in his chest and abdomen.
And colorful mucus continued to drip from this big hole.
His blood was mixed in the mucus.
"No wonder there's something strange about the bloody smell... What is this mucus?" Sarah squatted down, picked up a branch and inserted it into the mucus. "Ugh... It looks like colorful snot."
"If nothing unexpected happens... this should be the secretion left behind by the magical creature that hunted this human." Bruce said and nodded to Clark.
Although he didn't say anything, Clark understood what he meant. He flew to the treetop and brought down the body that was placed on the tree trunk.
"Can you analyze this substance, Tony?"
"Even if we can analyze it... there is no database available for comparison." Tony Stark shook his head helplessly, "We might as well find someone who is proficient in magic... Wait, what is one of Li Chengfeng's positions? The God of Magic?"
"It's the god of black magic."
Li Chengfeng sighed.
He took the branch from Sarah's hand and sniffed it casually, and all the knowledge related to black magic appeared in his mind.
"It's a unicorn... a unicorn that legend has it that only virgins can ride on its back."
"Believe me, you definitely don't want to know what the true face of a unicorn looks like."
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