Chapter 2301: Kun Xue Returns Again
Chapter 2301: Kun Xue Returns Again
"If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have a fart, hurry up!"
Lu Yun urged, rubbing his temple.
"It's like this...Brother Kunji! What's wrong with you? I have a migraine..."
"Stop talking nonsense!" Lu Yun interrupted directly: "Get to the point!"
This was actually a manifestation of Lu Yun's impatience, but in the eyes of Kunxue, a little fan who has his own filter, it became Lu Yun disregarding his own health and insisting on fighting on the front line. This fearless spirit is worthy of praise and learning from every one of us Kun Kun.
"Hey, big brother! What happened? Tell me now!"
After being scolded like this, Kunxue stopped fantasizing in his mind and continued, "It's like this. Just now on the way back, I remembered something. I seemed to have accidentally seen the marching route of those little black guys!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the impatient Lu Yun instantly perked up.
"Marching route? Aren't the guards of Heizi waiting in the mansion where our king is in seclusion 24 hours a day? Where is the marching route?"
"Brother Kunji, do you remember what I complained to you on the way back last night? My king has been eating miscellaneous insects recently, and these are all carried by the little black guys."
Kunxue explained: "Not only that, before our ikun members were activated, they were ordered to bring the bodies of the insects back to the palace regardless of whether they were intact or not."
"It is to provide nourishment for those vain kunks in the royal family!"
Lu Yun nodded. Of course he remembered this incident. It was because of Kun Xue's words that he began to investigate this Kun Kun's king.
I didn't expect that I would come back after going around in circles.
Lu Yun continued speaking according to Kun Xue's words to see if he could induce more information!
"Then it seems that the problem is most likely caused by the insects that our king devoured."
"Brother Kunji, are you saying that these vicious little black guys mixed something into the insects that my king swallowed in order to control my king?"
"Don't rule out this possibility!"
Lu Yun said with a frown.
"It really pissed me off!"
boom!
Kun Xue flapped his wings, and suddenly a strong wind blew in the room. Even the coffee table between the two of them was shaking and making a series of creaking sounds.
Finally, it couldn't bear the weight and broke into a pile of rubble.
Looking at the room full of hay, Lu Yun was stunned.
You can be angry, but why are you so angry at my house?
"I thought so! When I came back as soon as possible, why did Kun Ba still feel upset that I didn't bring back the bodies of the insects? Give me a good scolding! Now everything makes sense!"
Kun Xue cursed.
"Why haven't you mentioned this before?"
"Oh my! Brother Kunji, it's not a good thing in the first place, why are you saying it out loud! It will affect everyone's mood!"
"And sooner or later I will kill that beast Kunba with my own hands!"
Kunxue said angrily.
"This is very important information!"
Lu Yun sighed.
"Ah? What do you mean? Is there an explanation for being scolded by Kunba?"
Kun Xue scratched his head, looking naive.
"The reason why Kun Ba is so anxious just shows that the stock of insects for our king to eat is running low!"
Lu Yun analyzed.
"It would be strange if there were many!" Kunxue disagreed: "Originally, these bugs were hunted by our ikuns, and now our ikuns have switched to reconnaissance operations!"
"The supply of miscellaneous insects will naturally become less and less!"
"But! Our king has a big appetite! The night before yesterday, our ikun brought back nearly five or six hundred bugs, and now they are gone!"
When Lu Yun heard this number, he was really shocked. The eating speed was so fast. No wonder Kun Kun's king's temperament changed drastically. It must be affected by the blood contained in the bloodworm.
"So what did you mean by that marching route?"
"Brother Kunji! Now our ikun have been sent out to collect intelligence. Even if they can bring back insects, the number will be extremely limited. And in order to complete the plan of controlling our king, the little black guys seem to be sending a team to hunt insects outside the city!"
These words reminded Lu Yun of the time when he went to Kun Youchang's house before. The one-eyed Kun Kun walked out of the courtyard. It was very likely that he had gone out of the city to hunt bloodworms.
"Let's go! Take me to see the marching route of that little black guy you mentioned!"
Just as Lu Yun stood up and prepared to go out, Kunxue pulled him back and said awkwardly, "This... place can't be visited during the day! Brother Kunji!"
Lu Yun understood instantly: "You! No wonder you are so active this time, it turns out it's because of this!"
Just by looking at Kunxue's burly but embarrassed expression, Lu Yun knew that the marching route would most likely pass through the royal harem, or even, if he was bolder, in the bedroom of a princess!
"Hey, brother Kunji, please keep this matter a secret from me!"
Kunxue said with his face flushed.
"Well! Don't worry! But don't do it again." Lu Yun warned: "Although her appearance is not satisfactory, but with her sturdy figure, plus your identity as an ikun, you can find anyone you want? Why do you have to do something shameful?"
"I was in a spur of the moment and was blinded by lard! Brother Kunji, I promise there won't be a next time!"
Kunxue said with a solemn vow.
But Lu Yun knew in his heart that someone like Kun Xue, who agreed so readily, would most likely commit the same mistake again.
However, by that time, Lu Yun might no longer be in this treasure world, and there would be no need for him to care about it.
"Then you go back first! We'll go again at night if the bugs don't attack."
Lu Yun made up his mind.
"That's fine! The limit is when the sun sets."
After Kun Xue finished speaking, he left with a high-spirited look on his face.
Lu Yun looked at the mess in the room and started cleaning while cursing.
But just after picking up a few pieces of hay, I heard knocking on the door again.
Lu Yun was furious. Did this Kunxue think he was Zhuge Liang? He was playing the game of visiting Zhuge Liang three times!
"What are you going to do this time?"
Lu Yun suppressed the anger in his heart, opened the stone door, and continued to tidy up the hay scattered on the ground.
Now he is like a bomb with a lit fuse. If Kunxue says anything nonsense, Lu Yun will arrange an ear therapy package for him.
Let him feel what silence is.
"Kunji! What's wrong with you? Or...or should I come back later?"
After hearing the first half of the sentence, Lu Yun's anger had already increased rapidly in his heart. It had already reached its peak and he was about to vent it!
As a result, the three words "General" directly turned Lu Yun back to his original form.
"General? How come you have the leisure to come to my humble abode?"
Lu Yun threw the hay aside and said, "If there is anything, let the servants inform me and I will go to see you!"
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