vrcanaries Chapter 98: Polishing Shoes with Your Face
Chapter 98: Polishing Shoes with Your Face
The Yuanying stage puppet is worthy of being a high-level puppet, and is extremely human.
As soon as Su Li's order came, he immediately transformed into Su Li's appearance, opened the door and went to the bathroom.
Seeing that the puppet had already taken action, Su Li couldn't help but smile. Then he sat cross-legged on Su Ruan's bed, took a deep breath, and began to gather the immortal energy of heaven and earth to break through to the state of incarnation.
And just when Su Li broke through to the God Transformation stage!
On the other side, Long Aotian, who was sitting on the iron-hard wooden bed, was not idle either. While enduring the pungent smell of burning and stinking food, he constantly mobilized his spiritual energy to replenish his golden elixir!
The last time, in order to escape from Su Li, he launched an attack at the cost of the original energy of his golden elixir.
And because he disturbed the original energy of the golden elixir, a crack appeared on the originally intact golden elixir.
Although this crack was extremely small, Long Aotian knew that if it was not repaired, the crack would be allowed to expand.
In the worst case scenario, his golden elixir would be directly shattered and he would die on the spot.
Since it was a matter of life and death, Long Aotian did not dare to be careless. He tried his best to mobilize his spiritual energy and integrate it into the golden elixir in order to repair the tiny crack.
But the crack in the golden elixir was not so easy to repair. He absorbed countless immortal energy, but was able to barely prevent the tiny crack from expanding further.
There was nothing Long Aotian could do about this, he could only practice harder.
Just when Long Aotian was practicing hard to mend the cracks in his golden elixir, a pile of shit suddenly stopped under his bed!
A fresh and pungent roasted smell instantly entered Long Aotian's nostrils.
"Who the hell took a shit? How can you be so uncultured?"
"Where are the branches?"
Long Aotian frowned. There was a pile of shit under his bed. Not to mention him as the eldest son of the Long family, even an ordinary cultivator would not be able to tolerate it.
However, he was now at a critical moment in repairing his golden elixir and could not stop easily, so he could only suppress his nausea and continue practicing.
Originally, Long Aotian thought that a pile of shit was already incredible enough!
Who wants something even more disgusting is yet to come!
I heard him suddenly leaking water, drop after drop, continuously falling around him, on his forehead and cheeks!
Long Aotian sniffed hard and was stunned.
This damn smell is just urine. Who the hell peed in my room!
Long Aotian no longer had the mind to practice. He suddenly stopped and looked up. Just then, a drop of urine dripped into his mouth!
Long Aotian has a taste!
Guess what, it's sexy.
Long Aotian was extremely anxious and stood up suddenly.
It's okay to have shit under your bed, but why is there urine seeping around it?
Thinking of this, Long Aotian looked at it carefully.
But if you don't know the grain, you will be shocked when you take a look.
It seems like this room is a backup toilet.
No, the shit from the toilet will stay under your bed for a long time before entering the sewer.
Even the urine in the toilet is disposed of by going around the roof.
However, the urine handling pipe had never been repaired and was broken and could not be opened.
As long as someone urinates, the urine will seep into your room through the pipe!
Long Aotian had never lived in such a disgusting house before, and he clenched his fists in anger.
"It's all Su Li's fault. If it weren't for him, how could I live here? Everything is his fault. Sooner or later, I will tear him into pieces to vent my hatred."
"But who on earth is using the toilet so late at night? Don't they know they live very close to the toilet? Do they have any moral sense?"
Long Aotian pushed the door open and rushed out with a fierce momentum!
But as soon as he arrived at the toilet, he was greeted by a Yuanying stage puppet that transformed into the appearance of Su Li!
"Su...Su...Su Li, why is it you?"
Long Aotian was stunned when he looked at Su Li in front of him.
He never thought that the person going to the toilet was Su Li.
But then he thought again that he was very stupid.
There were only three people on this small ark.
He, Su Li, and Lin Qingyan, who else is there besides these three?
Why can't Su Li be the one going to the toilet?
The Yuanying puppet, upon seeing that it was Long Aotian, immediately imitated Su Li's tone and said:
"Why can't it be me? Do I need to ask your opinion before I go to the bathroom?"
The words fell!
The Yuanying stage puppet suddenly burst out with momentum.
The powerful Nascent Soul stage aura shocked Long Aotian for a moment.
Then Long Aotian suddenly clenched his fists and his whole body trembled with anger.
"Hateful! This loser actually relied on himself to be a Nascent Soul Stage expert and dared to threaten me like this. Just wait, sooner or later I will tear you into pieces!"
Long Aotian hated Su Li in his heart and roared in his heart.
However, he understood that the gap in strength between him and the other party was too great, and he absolutely could not turn against the other party at the moment. Otherwise, once the other party got angry, he might not be able to get off the ark alive.
Thinking of this, Long Aotian took a deep breath, forced himself to suppress the humiliation in his heart, and said with a smile that was uglier than crying:
"Of course, Elder Su, have you finished using the restroom?"
"If you're done, I'll go back."
The words fell.
Long Aotian wanted to turn around and leave!
Perhaps it was because the Yuanying puppet had been influenced by Su Li for a long time, when Long Aotian turned around to leave, it immediately called out to him:
"Did I let you go?"
After hearing these words, Long Aotian was stunned for a moment, then he clenched his fists fiercely, turned his head away in humiliation, and forced a smile on his lips again, saying:
"What's wrong? Is there anything else, Elder Su?"
"Wipe it clean!"
The Yuanying stage puppet imitated Su Li and raised its feet in front of Long Aotian.
Seeing this scene, Long Aotian was stunned for a moment. He looked up at Su Li, who was pretending to be a puppet in the Nascent Soul stage. Seeing the other party's determined look, he was filled with resentment in his heart, but in order to live to face the day of revenge.
In the end, Long Aotian squatted down and reached out to polish his shoes!
However, at the moment when Long Aotian stretched out his hand, the Yuanying stage puppet raised his hand and slapped Long Aotian in the face with lightning speed.
"Snapped!"
Accompanied by a loud bang.
Long Aotian was instantly slapped to the ground, his face instantly turning red like a monkey's butt.
"You, why did you hit me?"
Long Aotian covered his face and frowned.
Facing Long Aotian's doubts, the Yuanying stage puppet said calmly:
"Wipe it on your face!"
After hearing this, Long Aotian was stunned. Knowing that his arm could not twist his thigh, he could only endure the humiliation in his heart and put his face on the shoes!
And because the Yuanying stage puppet had just gone to the toilet, his shoes were now covered with urine and dirt mixed with feces left over from the toilet!
Long Aotian gritted his teeth and kept wiping the urine and dirt made of feces with his face!