Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Chapter 1184 Daily Life of the Blind South and the Mute North 3

Today is the day to go to the suburbs. Hei Xiazi bought a farm to grow his beloved green peppers.

Zhang Qilin bought a lot of little yellow chickens. He wanted to raise chickens and needed a hen.

So at noon he was very serious about building a chicken coop for his little yellow chickens.

When the blind man came back, he was holding a little yellow dog.

He likes the country dogs very much, they are good at guarding the house.

The blind man built a big house for the puppy on the other side.

Xiao Huang will have a wife and children in the future.

There is enough space to live in.

He built a large fence around the green peppers to prevent the chicks from growing up and causing damage.

After all, chickens are creatures with strong destructive power.

The farm is kept neat and clean.

You can come here in a day or two.

Xiao Huang also has his own little friend, a little one who usually follows behind them and makes people feel soft-hearted.

When he grows up, he can be self-reliant and will bring his friends home to shelter from the rain.

The mute also prepared a lot of food for Xiao Huang, which was right next to its big bowl.

There is also an automatic water dispenser.

Xiao Huang can live well even without them.

Gradually the vegetables grew and were ready to be eaten.

Unfortunately, when they arrived, most of them were killed by the grown little yellow chickens.

Zhang Qilin didn't dare to look at Hei Xia Zi's eyes, so he obediently went to lock up the remaining chickens and killed a few of the most ferocious ones.

I made boiled chicken, braised chicken pieces, and chicken stewed with mushrooms, and then let the blind man calm down.

Black Bear: ...

Are you sure this is to calm the blind man down?

Not to make the blind man angrier.

Fortunately, he is not very angry.

Eat, even a mute can cook.

Smashed cucumber and tomato egg drop soup, and mixed noodles.

The mute is quite skilled at making hand-rolled noodles.

After dinner, the two went to take a nap.

Unfortunately, halfway through the sleep, the mute started to act up again.

Black Bear: ...

What's wrong? This time he didn't strangle me, he bit me instead.

"Hiss, it hurts, mute, who taught you that?"

The blind man pulled Zhang Qilin's head out, and now he stopped biting and started licking it.

It's over. We're caught.

Zhang Qilin didn't let go until the mute was satisfied with the licking.

"I won't hurt you."

Hei Xia Zi was speechless: "Of course I know you won't harm me, but this is not a question of whether you will harm me or not. This is a sensitive issue."

You dumb idiot, change the subject.

Are you biting my Adam's apple? That's indecent behavior.

Zhang Qilin tilted his head, he still wanted to bite someone.

Hei Xia Zi raised his hands to his chest and crossed them, no means no.

Zhang Qilin lowered his eyebrows and looked unhappy.

Hei Xia Zi just wanted to compete with the mute, because he thought the mute could always recognize his mistakes.

As a result, he pulled off his hood, unzipped the chain, and put his neck in front of the blind man.

Black Bear: ...

You stupid dumb guy, are you compromising? You're a pervert, actually letting him bite his Adam's apple.

Unfortunately, the blind man didn’t dare to move when he saw the mute’s tattoo.

If bitten by this, can a blind person still get out of bed?

It's over.

A blind person’s life is also a life.

No one knew better than him how good the mute's health was.

That is the capitalists’ favorite perpetual motion ox and horse.

No money yet.

The kind that also pays wages.

Hei Xia Zi turned his face away and was brought back by Zhang Qilin.

Black Bear: ...

What does this mean? It’s forced buying and selling.

Finally, someone swallowed his saliva. The mute was going to die anyway, so he decided to make the blind man happy first.

I can’t beat him, and I can’t explain myself clearly.

We can only compromise.

Hei Xiazi's palms were sweating. He nervously supported the mute's neck and slowly moved his mouth closer.

Then it was blocked by the active Adam's apple.

You dumb idiot, why are you so anxious?

This tastes good.

Slurp, slurp, and slurp again.

Some things become more exciting the more you lick them.

In the end, Hei Xia Zi was reluctant to take any strong action, and just kept sucking on Zhang Qilin's smooth and slightly raised Adam's apple until it was covered with red marks.

This action gave him a feeling of being superior to the mute, that his life and death were in his control.

He could break the mute's neck at any time, which showed the mute's great trust in him.

Zhang Qilin seemed a little surprised. His Adam's apple rolled under his lips and he let out a very light groan, which was a bit doubtful and seemed like some kind of silent urging.

"That's it, it's stamped and certified, you can't run away."

Hei Xiazi raised his head and rubbed the slightly red spot with his fingertips. He tried to speak in a relaxed tone, but his voice was inexplicably a little hoarse.

He tried to redeem himself by gathering his clothes that were torn into pieces.

"Dumb, this is considered a scam, you know that? A high-level scam."

Zhang Qilin didn't say anything, just looked at him, and a sense of satisfaction after success seemed to flash across his indifferent eyes.

He reached out, not to continue pulling Hei Xia Zi's clothes, but to help him straighten his crooked glasses.

This overly natural movement made Hei Xia Zi choke, and all the jokes he had prepared were stuck in his throat.

Damn, even more exciting.

Who can stand this.

"Take a nap!"

Hei Xia Zi announced in a vicious voice, pulled the thin blanket over himself and rolled himself into a cocoon, turning his back to Zhang Qilin, trying to block out the strong presence behind him.

There was a rustling sound behind me, and then the bed sank slightly.

A warm body came close to him, arms habitually wrapped around his waist, palms naturally resting on his abdomen.

Unfortunately, because he wanted to be beautiful, the blind man, who didn’t have many clothes to begin with, now had no clothes at all.

Sharp Brother has more clothes than a blind man.

Hei Xiazi's body stiffened for a moment, then relaxed again. Okay, can you really starve a dumb person to death?

There is a reason why Zhang Qilin has so many muscles.

Because he loves sports, he can do all kinds of sports, up and down, left and right, front and back, inside and outside.

He is a decathlete in the sports meet.

He would also stretch the blind people's legs and do sit-ups with them.

They will also teach the blind how to use their muscle strength correctly.

Relax when you need to relax, and tighten when you need to tighten.

Everyone had a pleasant experience.

Hei Xia Zi can also move up and down on the horizontal and parallel bars. If he runs out of strength, Zhang Qilin will help him.

Black Bear: Thank you, he doesn’t need help, really, he just wants to sleep.

He closed his eyes and could hear the occasional crowing of chickens outside the window, and the sound of a little yellow dog running happily in the distance as if chasing butterflies.

The sun shines through the gaps in the curtains, casting warm spots of light on the floor.

The air still lingered with the faint aroma of lunch and the crisp, clean scent of the people around me.

After all this trouble, the sleepiness slowly came back.

Just as his consciousness was gradually becoming blurred and he was about to fall asleep, he felt the palm against his abdomen move slightly, and then a low and calm voice sounded behind his ear:

"Green peppers, I'll help you plant them again."

Hei Xia Zi thought in a daze: Oh, the mute is still thinking about the green pepper seedlings that were destroyed by those prodigal chickens, and is using this method to apologize and compensate.

I guess he still has some conscience.