Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Chapter 1045 Lin Fengmian 11

This Zhang family wedding brought out many members of the Zhang family who had been hiding.

For example, the Maluo Zhang family on the African savannah, he used to be an autistic child, but now he is a cheerful boy.

Anyway, he likes small animals very much.

Often rolling around on the prairie with animals in their arms.

The locals worship him as a god.

To the older generation of the Zhang family, Little Zhang is just an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

They thought the overseas Zhang family was weird enough.

I didn’t expect there would be something even more bizarre.

After all, people with the surname Hai speak English abroad, and when they return to China they speak English and Chinese together, which makes people want to beat them up.

Will you be able to speak properly?

Also, I talk too much.

My own people are different; they are like robots.

But honestly, this ability is definitely far ahead of other abilities.

Zhang Haike hated the inhumane training methods of his clan back then, such as the young clan leader and the clan members he met back then.

They are like soulless puppets who only perform their tasks.

Zhang Haike was very dissatisfied with these feudal remnants, but he also knew that there was too much resistance to changing the Zhang family.

Neither he nor his tribesmen could do it at that time.

But, unexpectedly, the Zhang family broke up.

After a large number of his clansmen died, Zhang Haike was not very happy, he was very sad.

He wants the Zhang family to be well and for everyone in the family to live like a human being.

It was not until the patriarch met Hei Xia Zi that light appeared in his eyes.

Later, due to tribal issues, the chieftain chose to let go. He said, "The blind man is an eagle soaring in the sky, and we should not be trapped by his side."

The words were spoken so casually that the patriarch's back teeth were almost broken.

Later, the patriarch continued to lose his memory, and someone kept looking for him.

The Zhang family members were all a little moved after watching it.

There are not many people who can move the Zhang family.

The same applies to black bears.

Another one is Zhang Xinghua’s man.

Or rather, Lin Fengmian.

When Zhang Xinghua sent a letter back asking for help, his family members were ready to fight, and then came back with bruised faces and noses.

My whole body is really swollen.

It wasn't very harmful because no bones were broken, but it was very insulting because they had never been hit in the face like this before.

Afterwards, people of the Long, Xing and Rui generations all went out.

The results were tragic.

All the same set menu.

Then the Great Elder went out and came back to tell them not to worry about it, as it was a matter between them.

The elders should learn to bless them.

The Zhang family members who were beaten: . . . .

The Zhang family members all knew that Mu Qiang and his friends were interested.

But, so, those who were unsuccessful in the past either did not hide their partners well, or their partners were not strong enough, right?

The Great Elder looked through the books in the library, but could not find out what kind of immortal species Lin Fengmian was.

Anyway, it’s not a good thing.

Zhang San didn't ask either, he was not curious about this thing.

Who knew this thing could be so annoying.

Lin Fengmian: . . . . .

He was afraid that telling it would scare his partner to death.

He must be the most charming when he has secrets.

Zhang San is so charming.

Right, Huazi.

Zhang Xinghua: .

The day Lin Fengmian and his team returned was just right, and three days later was an auspicious day.

They have to try on clothes during these three days.

Anyway, Zhang Xinghua found it very troublesome the first time. Zhang Haike and the elders all had problems, so they asked them to put on and take off their clothes.

Hei Xia Zi was laughing and joking in the crowd, and commenting on which clothes were good-looking.

Zhang Qilin nodded, and the Xiao Zhangs also nodded.

After all, Hei Xiazi's aesthetic taste is much better than theirs.

Hei Xia Zi really didn't expect that the Zhang family had preserved wedding dresses from all dynasties.

They are still well preserved, and are good enough to be put in a museum.

Hei Xia Zi felt that the Zhang family was still very sincere.

Lin Fengmian's eyes were frighteningly bright, as if he were a mute. Poor Zhang Xinghua, after entering the bridal chamber, he couldn't get out.

A mute should learn to be humble like his uncle.

Zhang Qilin said he didn't understand it, this wouldn't work, buy ten get one free was already a good deal, it couldn't be any more.

Zhang Xinghua: . . . .

Is it because he doesn't want to, or because he can't win?

If he can beat her, it means he is getting married, not marrying someone else.

Three days later, Lin Fengmian took Zhang Xinghua and Zhang San and swaggered to the gate of the Zhang family ancestral hall.

The fiery red figure smiled brightly and arrogantly.

A brand new genealogy scroll had been placed there. Zhang Haike had made it overnight, after all, the old version was about to be weathered. Next to it was an ink-colored brush and a box of special gold powder ink.

Zhang Qilin and Hei Xiazi were also wearing gorgeous clothes with dark red patterns. This time it was not a funeral, but a great celebration.

Hei Xia Zi was a little nervous.

Eji, he is going to marry a wife.

Lin Fengmian was in a very good mood, with a dazzling smile. He said loudly to the Zhang family members who were watching openly or secretly inside and outside the ancestral hall: "Everyone! On this auspicious day, I, Lin Fengmian, and my wife Zhang Xinghua, have come to be included in the family tree! From now on, we are a family!"

He deliberately emphasized the word "wife". Zhang Xinghua, who was standing beside him, wanted to bury Lin Fengmian in the ground and twisted someone's waist fiercely: "Crazy Lin! Have some shame!"

Zhang family collectively: "…"

There was silence, and everyone looked at the scroll and the box of gold powder with complicated eyes.

A buzzing voice sounded: "What a psycho!"

"Who is your family?"

"Uncle, you have suffered!"

"Brother Ke, please take care of this!"

"Elders, look quickly!"

"Forget it, I can't beat him..."

Zhang Haike took a deep breath and forced a professional smile: "Well, let's keep the ceremony simple. Mr. Lin, please leave your name."

He gestured to the scroll.

Put it on the family tree quickly, otherwise they will regret it.

Lin Fengmian decided to quit while he was ahead. He picked up the brush, dipped it in gold powder, and wrote three big characters in a flamboyant manner in the most conspicuous position of the scroll, even overshadowing Zhang Qiling's name - Lin Fengmian!

The handwriting was arrogant and domineering, shining with golden light, almost blinding the eyes.

After writing, he handed the pen to Zhang Xinghua with an expectant look in his eyes.

Zhang Xinghua's hands were shaking as he held the pen.

He looked at the three words "Lin Fengmian", then looked at the place next to it where he was waiting to put pen to paper, and with an expression of "I give up", he quickly wrote the three small words "Zhang Xinghua" next to it. Compared with Lin Fengmian's words, they looked like notes.

After finishing writing, he threw the pen to the clan leader and whispered to Lin Fengmian: "Are you satisfied? Living ancestor!"

Lin Fengmian put his arm around Zhang San's shoulders and gave him a loud kiss on the cheek: "Satisfied! Very satisfied! From now on, the Zhang family will be my home!"

The Zhang family members collectively gasped, their eyes dead silent.

It's over, this lunatic is really written into the family tree, and in such a blinding way.

Zhang Haike silently covered his heart.

Several young people stared in amazement, and then the elders beside them quickly covered their eyes: "Don't look blindly, kids!"

Hei Xia Zi hid behind the others the whole time, his shoulders shaking with laughter.

As soon as Lin Fengmian finished writing, he immediately flashed out, took out a pen from somewhere, and moved as fast as lightning, while Zhang Haike was still staring at "Lin Fengmian".

He quickly wrote "Qi Gelong Dong Qiang" in the blank space next to the column for Zhang Qiling's spouse on the scroll, and then quickly put his pen to paper, hiding his merit and fame.

It perfectly illustrates what it means to "fish in troubled waters."

Zhang Qilin then stepped forward and wrote some small words next to Hei Xia Zi, smiling indulgently.

"It's done."

Zhang Haike's voice was heard, and everyone applauded. Lin Fengmian and Hei Xiazi waved their hands vigorously, showing leadership style. The old Zhangs led everyone to the Zhang family training ground.

After entering the family tree, it’s time for the wedding.

Please end it soon, what an injustice.