vrcanaries Chapter 484 Pretending to be epileptic!
Chapter 484 Pretending to be epileptic!
The extremely strong bride shouted loudly and spit out a mouthful of yellow sticky phlegm on the ground. Then four savages carried two stone axes and handed them to her.
She easily took over the stone ax weighing fifty kilograms and whirled around like flying...
Liu Yuanhui opened his mouth: "Holy shit, is it real or fake? Even the weapons are the same? Is it really a marriage arranged by God?"
Xing Marriage asked: "What about the marriage arranged by God?"
Liu Yuanhui smiled slightly: "I am the biggest one arranged by God!"
"Then Uncle Beard must not marry this mountain?"
"Hahahaha! It's not what God arranged. Your Uncle Beard has to follow us all the way to 'take the Western Meridian'. How can you fall into the mortal world now?"
Liu Yuanhui said, pushing through the crowd and walking towards Li Kui.
At the critical moment when people on both sides were at war with each other. A voice came from the crowd.
"No, no, no, everyone, put down your weapons quickly!" Liu Yuanhui rushed up at a trot.
"Liu Yuanhui, what are you going to do? Let me deal with them quickly. This old woman is determined." Yang Lu said.
Li Kui on the side picked up the stone gun on the ground: "I will never marry that monster even if I die!"
The old leader pursed his lips: "How can you, a servant, be a standout? Get out of here!"
Liu Yuanhui glared at the old leader, then came to Li Kui and Yang Lu and whispered: "Tieniu! If you don't want to be violated by that ugly monster, you must listen to me! Everything is a temporary measure! And Lao Yang, you Take a good look, there are tens of thousands of savages now, even if you kill them all, you will still be exhausted! And Yuan Jin is watching you over there!"
Yang Lu glanced sideways at Xing Marry not far away, and then put away the knife.
Li Kui asked angrily: "Brother Liu, I think this ugly monster is going to kill me. Can you do it?"
"When have I ever let you down?" Liu Yuanhui was full of confidence.
Li Kui, who had a bad memory, was stunned for a moment, thinking that Liu Yuanhui had indeed never tricked him, and then nodded.
Then Liu Yuanhui adjusted his expression, turned around with a smile and said to the old leader: "Old lady, to tell you the truth, the groom is actually the eldest of the two of us. He trusts me very much. Only I can help you advise him. , why not turn conflicts into friendship on this happy day?"
"Humph, there is no other way but for the two of them to get married!" the old leader said resolutely.
Liu Yuanhui thought for a while, he had Shenxing Taibao and Lingbo Weibu, so he might as well replace Li Kui with himself.
Then let them take the opportunity to steal the snow lotus, and then run away after the incident. No one here can catch up with him!
This bride even likes Li Kui's majestic appearance. How can I not be happy that I am so handsome and throw myself into her arms?
Um! Just do it! I can!
Liu Yuanhui confidently looked back at the bride with yellow saliva, and immediately vomited on the ground.
Damn it, what kind of species is this? I don’t think it’s possible!
no! I will fight to save my brother!
Liu Yuanhui wiped his mouth, turned around quickly, and avoided the bride: "Look at this, old lady, my master is engaged, and it's really inconvenient. How about the groom let me take his place?"
The old leader was stunned for a moment, and then translated for the bride beside him.
Then the bride looked at Liu Yuanhui with a look of disgust, and then spit a big mouthful of sticky phlegm on the ground...
Liu Yuanhui raised his eyebrows: "Old lady, what does she mean?"
The old leader shook his head: "No, the bride says you are too ugly!"
After hearing this, Liu Yuanhui felt a thunderous sound rising from the ground.
What? Compared with Li Kui, am I too ugly? Is this fat sow going blind?
Liu Yuanhui looked back at Li Kui with a surprised look on his face.
I saw Li Kui picking his nostrils with a slightly proud expression: "Ahem, I think this bride is extremely ugly, but at least I agree with her aesthetically!"
"I think so too," Yang Lu said.
Liu Yuanhui's mood instantly fell to the bottom.
Are you two also blind...
"Hey! That ugly servant, have you discussed it? My great-granddaughter has told you that if she doesn't marry your master, don't even think about eating swan meat with a toad!" said the old leader.
Liu Yuanhui hated evil throughout his life, and there were two kinds of things he hated the most. One was men who bullied beautiful women, and the other was women who called themselves ugly.
At this time, Liu Yuanhui was so angry that he wanted to stab the fat woman and the old lady to death, but he took the overall situation into consideration and endured it.
"Old lady, first of all, I am just a servant. I am really not worthy of your... beautiful great-granddaughter. Secondly, the reason why I proposed to replace the director is just the master's order. I am not actually I don’t have this idea,” Liu Yuanhui said.
"She said you can't do it even if you have it, you are not worthy of her." The old leader said.
Liu Yuanhui was silent for a moment, and then said: "Okay! Then let the master marry your beautiful bride forever!"
"Brother Liu!" Li Kui was so frightened that he quickly stepped forward and planned to refuse.
Liu Yuanhui quickly stopped him and whispered: "Tieniu! Hurry! Pretend to be epileptic!"
The situation changed so quickly that Li Kui didn't react for a moment: "What? Why are you pretending?"
"She's crazy! Lie down immediately, roll your eyes, and tremble! Otherwise, you're really going to consummate your marriage with this damn fat woman!"
After hearing this, Li Kui jumped up in the air without saying a word, then slapped himself on the ground, rolling his eyes while trembling all over! A little foam came out of the corners of the mouth.
Gosh, this acting is really impressive, full of desire to survive!
Liu Yuanhui sighed in his heart, and then shouted: "No! The master is ill! His whole body will explode and die in a moment! Quick! Get some snow!"
The old leader was immediately horrified when he saw this, and the bride beside him was so anxious that he sat on the ground.
"I, it's like spring here all year round, where does the snow come from?!" the old leader said.
This old lady is really stupid. Isn’t the top of your sacred iceberg and snow lotus just snow?
Seeing that his hint was not obvious enough, Liu Yuanhui continued: "Oh! Then my young master may really die young! It would be great if there was a snow mountain here!"
The old leader was finally awakened: "Ah! By the way, our holy mountain is covered with thousands of years of snow! I will send someone to get it now!"
Liu Yuanhui said quickly: "No! Our master must eat fresh snow, without any sign of melting! In this case, you quickly send someone to take us to the Holy Mountain!"
"Okay, okay! I'll send someone right now!" the old leader said.
She shouted a few times, and then five or six savages came over and lifted Li Kui up.
Hahaha, isn’t this done? This oasis is not small. Instead of letting us find it ourselves, we might as well let them take us there directly. I am really a genius!
Everyone was about to set off, Liu Yuanhui was feeling proud, and then he heard a voice coming from behind the crowd.
"Wait a minute! Let me take a look!"