vrcanaries Chapter 509: A Knife That Can Slaughter a Cow
Chapter 509: A Knife That Can Slaughter a Cow
What does it mean to be in the first year of junior high school?
Hearing this, not only was Jiang Ning stunned.
Even the first-year student next to him was stunned for a moment, tilting his head to look at Shen Jingnian.
Wow!
Dad is going to imitate its bark.
It seems that Dad really adores the dog.
Chu Yi immediately grabbed his beloved big bone and went to Shen Jingnian's side, barking, "Woof woof!"
Shen Jingnian reached out and patted Chu Yi's head.
The first-year student became even more arrogant, turning his head to glance at the little white dog beside him.
Xiao Bai turned her head away in disgust.
Ha ha!
I really don't know what this silly dog has to be proud of?
It doesn't care at all!!!
Even if its dad tries to imitate its bark, it doesn't care!
snort!
Little White licked its fur while thinking smugly.
Just as the first-year student was waiting for his father to imitate its bark, Ke Bao shook his head.
She doesn't want to hear her dad imitate the first-year junior high school student's pronunciation.
The imitation is completely off.
It sounds awful.
Seeing Ke Bao shake her head, Shen Jingnian became a little anxious, "How about Daddy imitates Xiao Bai's bark for you?"
Upon hearing this, Xiaobai got excited and jumped off the cabinet, onto Shen Jingnian's shoulder, meowing incessantly.
Ahhh! ! !
Dad is finally going to learn to bark like it, instead of just barking like a silly dog.
Dad absolutely adores cats!
Ke Bao shook her head again.
She also doesn't want to hear her dad imitate Xiaobai's calls.
Seeing that her daughter refused to eat, Shen Jingnian became a little anxious. "Kebao, you need to eat to grow tall and strong, so you can be as beautiful and capable as your mother in the future! Can you just take a bite?"
Ke Bao continued to shake her head.
Shen Jingnian sighed, "Kebao, Kebao, what do you want from your father?"
Ke Bao immediately took out her iPad, and then Siri's voice came through: "Little Princess."
"Little princess?" Shen Jingnian looked at his beloved daughter, his face full of despair. "Kebao, do you want to play the little princess game with Daddy?"
Ke Bao nodded immediately.
"Okay, okay," Shen Jingnian was willing to do anything as long as his precious daughter ate. "As long as Ke Bao eats, Daddy will play with the little princess with Ke Bao."
The so-called "playing the little princess game" involves dressing the other person in a beautiful princess dress, then doing their makeup, applying lipstick, and styling their hair...
Upon hearing this, Ke Bao perked up and immediately nodded, her beautiful big eyes sparkling.
Shen Jingnian started feeding his baby daughter.
Seeing Shen Jingnian like this, Jiang Ning walked over and kicked him, "Shen Jingnian, what are you doing? Didn't you just say you'd rather starve to death?"
They changed their tune so quickly!
To coax Ke Bao into eating.
It's imitating a cat's meow and a dog's bark...
Gee tut.
really.
Men are all masters of changing faces!
Shen Jingnian turned to look at Jiang Ning, quite proudly, "What can I do? I'm a good father in China!"
Jiang Ning: "......"
Shen Jingnian continued, "Besides, daughters should be raised in comfort. Boss, you don't want to see our Ke Bao grow up and be easily fooled by some blond-haired bastard with a few sweet words, do you?"
Raising a daughter with abundance means not only providing her with financial support, but also enriching her spiritual life.
Shen Jingnian certainly didn't want his precious daughter to be tricked away by that blond-haired guy when she grew up!
Since becoming a father, Shen Jingnian has become extremely sensitive at times. Last time, he just saw a video of a father sending his daughter off to get married, and he cried his eyes out.
Although Ke Bao is not even two years old.
But whenever he thinks about how he will also have to send his daughter off to get married in the future, he feels extremely sad and can't control his tears.
Jiang Ning smiled and said, "I can see that you only have no bottom line when you're with your precious daughter."
"Who said that?" Shen Jingnian continued, "In our family, you are first, Ke Bao is second, those two brats are third and fourth, and I can only be fifth."
Facing family.
He has absolutely no bottom line.
I coaxed Ke Bao to finish her meal.
Shen Jingnian then played a little princess game with Ke Bao.
The butler brought over several princess outfits. Ke Bao chose her favorite blue princess dress, inspired by Frozen, and then pointed at Shen Jingnian.
Shen Jingnian instantly understood what his beloved daughter meant and asked with a smile, "Kebao wants Daddy to wear this?"
Ke Bao nodded.
"Okay, okay, Dad will go change it right away."
Shen Jingnian went to change into her princess dress with a very good temper.
He was over 1.9 meters tall, and when he wore a gorgeous princess dress, he looked ridiculous.
But by then, the family was used to it.
Because Shi Nanxing and Grandpa Jiang often play princess games with Ke Bao, this dress wasn't just worn by Shen Jingnian; the two of them wore it frequently as well.
Because his beloved granddaughter liked it, Shi Nanxing had a set of princess dresses, princess jewelry, and a complete set of high-end princess cosmetics specially prepared for Ke Bao...
The old lady was even more exaggerated.
She even had a 300-hectare amusement park built specifically for her three beloved great-grandchildren.
Seeing her father wearing her favorite princess dress, Ke Bao clapped excitedly, then picked up a wig and put it on Shen Jingnian's head.
Finally, when applying makeup to Shen Jingnian, what does a child know about applying force?
When applying foundation, they slapped Shen Jingnian's face so hard it made a loud slapping sound.
By the end of the shoot, we didn't even need to wear blush anymore.
Because Ke Bao had slapped Shen Jingnian's face so hard it was swollen, and even foundation couldn't cover it up.
After applying lipstick and eyeshadow, Ke Bao took out a small mirror and handed it to Shen Jingnian. Then she took out an iPad and, in the familiar Siri voice, asked, "Daddy, am I pretty?"
Looking at himself in the mirror, with blue eyeshadow, black eyeliner that almost reached the sky, and a gaping maw, Shen Jingnian nodded reluctantly, "Beautiful, beautiful! Ke Bao looks the most beautiful."
Jiang Ning walked over, laughing heartily, "Our Ke Bao is simply a little genius. Daddy is so handsome now that even Mommy almost doesn't recognize him."
Ke Bao was also very happy and took out her iPad to take a selfie with Shen Jingnian.
Looking at myself in the mirror, I was 'incredibly' beautiful.
Shen Jingnian: "......"
What could he do about his own precious daughter?
I can only pamper him.
the other side.
Xia Ying arrived at an outdoor equipment store.
"Boss, do you have an entrenching tool?"
"Yes, we do." The shopkeeper nodded and took an entrenching tool from the shelf. "This is it..."
"Thank you, how much?" Xia Ying asked.
"Twenty dollars."
"82?" Xia Ying frowned slightly. "Do you have any of better quality?"
"Of course, we have some imported from D country, but they're a bit pricey at 650."
"Bring it to me and see."
The shopkeeper took out an even heavier entrenching tool from the back of the shelf. "This one's a bit pricey, but the quality is excellent! It's incredibly sharp! Miss, is that all you need? Would you also like a camping tent and a barbecue grill?"
Xia Ying was about to say no, but the words stuck in her throat and she said, "I want it."
"Shall I introduce it to you?"
"No need for introductions, just take the most expensive one," Xia greeted. "Do you have any fishing rods?"
"some."
“I need a fishing rod,” Xia Ying said, narrowing her eyes and a sinister glint in them. “And a sharp knife, the kind that can kill a cow.”