vrcanaries Chapter 182 Slap and Watermelon! Take it down!
Chapter 182 Slap and Watermelon! Take it down!
"Awooo—" This was an angry cry.
Damn it, it must be that despicable flea on my body.
Its hind claws activated, tearing the flea's body apart with sharp blades, ensuring she would never dare to...
Snap—
The moment the panda raised its hind paw, Zhou Wei slapped it on the head again.
"Awooo—" That was the sound of pain.
What are these flea-like little people? Why does hitting a bear hurt so much?
Zhou Wei was clutching the panda's scarf tightly, still somewhat uncertain.
Does the Tathagata Palm technique work on pandas?
This guy has thick skin and tough flesh. If I slap him, will I just tickle him?
Although this black and white beast is a panda, it is completely different from the pandas kept in zoos in Zhou Wei's memory.
This creature possesses extremely powerful forelimbs and hindlimbs, enabling it to not only run at high speeds but also be several times larger than modern giant pandas.
Such an animal is worthy to be Chi You's mount!
It was precisely because of its power that Zhou Wei was unsure whether a slap that could send thousands of beams flying would work on a panda.
The first slap was just a small test; Zhou Wei increased the force of the second slap.
If we consider thousands of beams as the unit, the force of the second slap would probably be enough to knock away seven thousands of beams!
The blizzard relentlessly forced its way into Zhou Wei's mouth, and the immense wind resistance made it difficult for her to open her eyes.
When this thing runs at high speed, riding on its back is absolutely uncomfortable!
Zhou Wei observed for a moment and found that the second slap didn't seem to have any effect.
Seeing that the little thing was secretly raising its hind legs to prepare for a sneak attack, Zhou Wei slapped it again.
Snap—
The third slap could send fifteen Wan Qianliang flying!
"Awooo—" This was a cry of excruciating pain.
Zhou Wei was completely baffled by the panda's reaction.
Are you in pain or excited?
pain!
Ouch!!
This bear is in so much pain!!!
The panda remained silent, only running forward frantically, as if only running could relieve the excruciating pain in its head.
Zhou Wei nodded: "I understand, the force of this slap was not enough."
If it's not up to par, then we'll have to increase the dosage.
Feeling the hand gripping his scarf loosen, Panda suddenly felt a tightness in his anus.
Are you going to slap me again?
This time, I didn't even raise my paw to launch a sneak attack!
Just as the panda was feeling uneasy, the Buddha's Palm arrived as expected.
Snap—
The fourth slap has the power to send twenty-five thousand beams flying!
"Awooo—" This was a scream of unbearable pain.
"What exactly do you mean by yelling like that? Did you get your fill of beatings?"
Cool?
The panda almost cried when it heard this. "Would you like this if I gave it to you?"
It was in so much pain that it almost cried!
No, no, running around won't work; we can't shake off this little flea.
If I get slapped again, I'll faint from the pain.
After thinking it over, the panda raised its front paw and, under Zhou Wei's puzzled gaze, vigorously rubbed its fluffy head a few times!
Zhou Wei almost burst out laughing when she saw this!
"Why didn't you say it hurt you sooner? I thought you were really thick-skinned and tough, not even afraid of the Buddha's palm!"
What do you want me to say?
It let out several howls, wasn't that enough?
"Ah Bao, let's make a deal. If you're willing to be my mount, I won't hit you."
Who is A Bao?
Hmph, you want me, a bear, to be a mount for that flea-like little man?
Even if I die, even if I jump off a cliff, I will never...
Snap—
Another slap landed on the panda's head.
"Awooo—" This was a cry of shock.
After that slap, even the panda's unruly eyes became clear.
I didn't say or do anything!
Why did you hit me again?
Zhou Wei smiled and said, "I can see the contempt you have for me in your eyes."
"I hate it when people look down on me, not even pandas! Pandas are no exception!"
The panda is about to cry. It can't shake off the bear, and hitting it hurts so much. Now it can't even be shown contempt?
"Don't just keep refusing! What do you like? Tell me, whether it's a female bear or delicious food, I can give it to you."
The panda tilted its head, ignoring Zhou Wei.
A female bear?
Where in this world can you find a mother bear?
If he were, how could he have remained single for so many years?
This time, Zhou Wei understood what the panda meant.
"That's why I'm here! You're a spirit beast born of nature, and no one else knows you except me."
"Besides yourself, you have never seen any other pandas. What does that mean? It means that there is no other panda in the secular world of this place."
Zhou Wei unleashed her deception skills; as long as the panda wanted to find its mother, she had a way to fool it.
"But do you know that besides the mortal world, there are also blessed lands and grotto-heavens in this world?"
A blessed land?
The panda searched its memory, and it seemed to have heard the name of a blessed land from the mouth of a little person who appeared in the mountains.
"That's right! Blessed lands are the abodes of immortals, the easiest places to give birth to spirit beasts. Do you know that fox demon?"
Zhou Wei had heard about the fox demon while gambling on pandas.
After all, they are all extraordinary demonic beasts, so they can naturally sense the aura of their own kind.
I know about fox demons, of course, but they're dead.
"I killed that fox demon!"
As soon as Zhou Wei said this, she clearly felt the panda's body tremble.
This fearful trembling is completely different from the trembling of the body when running at high speed.
How could this little man kill that powerful fox?
The panda was genuinely shocked; no wonder her hit the bear so hard!
"The fox demon comes from the blessed land! After I finish dealing with matters in the capital, I will go to the blessed land. If you are willing to be my mount, I will take you with me and I will definitely find you a female bear."
Originally, the trip to the blessed land was only to escort Wan Qianliang, but Zhu Qi's appearance made Kongshan Temple a place that had to be visited as well.
Zhou Wei thought that once things were settled in the capital, she might have to visit all four blessed lands.
Her words weren't exactly deceiving the panda.
As for whether there is a mother bear in the blessed land, we'll see when the time comes!
"Oh, right, there are other benefits to being my mount!"
The panda disdainfully exhaled a puff of white breath.
This little flea-like man is just trying to trick the bear. He can only hurt the bear a little, what benefits can he offer?
This bear has seen all sorts of wonderful things in the mountains and forests.
Just as the panda was rolling its eyes at Zhou Wei with disdain, Zhou Wei stuffed a piece of watermelon into the little thing's mouth.
The bursting juice, so sweet and delicious, made the panda's eyes widen instantly!
"Awooo—" That's the sound of someone crying from hunger.
What is this? I've never eaten it before.
too delicious!
Zhou Wei kept feeding the panda watermelon, and in just a few breaths, the panda finished the whole watermelon.
The guy even tilted his head back and opened his mouth wide, waiting for Zhou Wei to feed him again.
It looks just like a hippopotamus!
Seeing how worthless the panda looked, Zhou Wei finally believed her conversation with the system.
Are you sure it likes to eat watermelon?
This is a panda from the Great Zhou Dynasty. It's different from the pandas you know before. It can be considered an ancestor of modern pandas, so it's an omnivore that prefers meat and bamboo.
This panda loves fruit, especially high-sugar fruits. Watermelon is definitely its favorite, although there are no modern watermelon varieties in the Great Zhou Dynasty.
"Awoo—" That's the sound of urging someone to feed you.
Seeing this, Zhou Wei smiled wryly and redeemed another watermelon from the system.
She never expected that such a ferocious black and white monster could be defeated by the combined power of the Tathagata Palm and the watermelon!
On the other side, the princess and the generals were still anxiously waiting for Zhou Wei.
As time went on, the eldest princess's face grew paler and paler, even more haggard than the third prince who had lost blood.
"Your Majesty, are you worried about Zhou Wei?" the Third Prince asked.
"I should have shot that black and white beast dead with an arrow just now!" The princess said, filled with remorse.
Zhou Wei has been gone for so long and hasn't come back yet; I'm afraid she's in grave danger.
She didn't attack the black and white beasts because she cared too much about Zhou Wei's opinion.
If Zhou Wei returns safely, she will definitely learn from this experience and prioritize Zhou Wei's safety in everything she does from now on.
We will never let her take such a risk again!
At this moment, Qian Tao, who had been watching the direction where Zhou Wei disappeared, suddenly shouted excitedly.
"Princess, look! It's Commander Zhou! Commander Zhou is back!"