vrcanaries Chapter 177 The Mighty Beauty Ping!
Chapter 177 The Mighty Beauty Ping!
The Empress Dowager was suffering from a severe headache and was truly ill. She summoned Yang Tingyue to attend to her.
This is against the rules. If anyone should be serving the emperor, it should be the empress. So what should we do?
The Empress Dowager's illness came on fiercely, and Yang Tingyue was initially reluctant to attend to her every day. However, she discovered that the Emperor actually came every day.
No matter how much she tried to get close to the emperor, he remained indifferent to her.
Sometimes they even ignore you.
At least we can see people now!
The key point is that the emperor is indeed handsome, with a face, a figure, and two long legs. Shen Shixi was captivated by him, not to mention Yang Tingyue, who couldn't help but swoon over him.
But the emperor completely ignored her, and the more she tried to get close, the more annoyed he became.
Yang Tingyue then came up with a plan. While her younger brother was visiting the Empress Dowager, she had him get her some medicinal powder and put it into the Emperor's tea.
The tea was brewed by a specialist and must have been tested for poison. Yang Tingyue then diligently turned her hand over, but in the time it took to turn her hand, she accidentally knocked the medicine powder hidden under her fingernail into the tea.
This medicine won't kill you; at most, it will make you aroused.
Li Yuanke only took two sips before he felt something was wrong; a burning sensation rose in his lower abdomen.
The amount of Yang Tingyue under her breasts was quite substantial.
She was the only concubine in the Empress Dowager's palace, and she was the only one who benefited from the situation.
Li Yuanke was also very alert, sensing something was wrong. Without even having time for pleasantries with the Empress Dowager, he directly handed the teacup to Li Fude, saying, "The teacup is poisoned! Summon the imperial physician! Investigate!"
He got up to leave.
How could Yang Tingyue let this opportunity slip by? She rushed over and hugged him, "Your Majesty, don't go, let me serve you!"
Li Yuanke was stiff all over, like someone who had just crossed the desert and was dying of thirst seeing sweet dew and fish. But he was extremely restrained and pushed Yang Tingyue away.
Yang Tingyue was about to rush over when Li Fude had already arranged for someone to rescue the emperor. "Quickly, send the emperor back to the palace."
The Empress Dowager was stunned and didn't understand what was going on. By the time she was about to get up, the Emperor had already left the palace.
As Li Yuanke ascended the imperial carriage, he declared, "To Zhaoyang Palace, summon Consort Chen to pay my respects!"
Shen Shixi was still strolling in the Imperial Garden when she heard that the Emperor had been poisoned. She rushed back, where Jiang Lingyou was administering acupuncture to the Emperor.
After the needle was inserted, Jiangling You said, "Your Majesty, the effects of the medicine will take a while to wear off. If you feel unwell, you can have sexual intercourse; it's the fastest and most effective method."
What the hell is going on?!
Upon seeing the emperor's symptoms—a flushed face, a large bulge beneath him, heavy breathing, and trembling despite his efforts to control himself—Shen Shixi noticed he didn't appear to have died from poisoning, but rather like someone who had ingested a drug meant for breeding boars. She quickly asked, "How much of the drug's effect has worn off?"
"Your Majesty, the acupuncture can provide some relief, but the medicine is a bit strong and the dosage is quite large, which makes Your Majesty feel uncomfortable. It will be more effective if you take the decoction in conjunction with it." Jiang Lingyou felt extremely embarrassed.
Chao En brought over the medicine, and Li Yuanke drank it all in one gulp without saying a word. It would take a while for the medicine to take effect.
Li Yuanke lay on the bed, eyes closed, panting heavily, extremely impatient. "Get out, all of you!"
Everyone else left, but Shen Shixi stayed behind.
She moved closer, and Li Yuanke shifted to the side. "Stay away from me!"
Shen Shixi found it hilarious and laughed heartily. "Li Yuanke, where did you fall into this trap? Aren't you ashamed?"
She raised her hand and touched Li Yuanke's face; it was burning hot. She stepped forward and kissed him. "Would you like me to help you?"
It would seem unfair not to help, but the key point is that she really wants to experience it.
Li Yuanke sighed. As soon as Shen Shixi got close, he felt like he could live again. Without saying a word, he pulled her into his arms, and the legendary scene of the domineering CEO tearing off his clothes unfolded.
Li Yuanke had never done anything so reckless before.
This time, Shen Shixi didn't try to take the initiative. Fortunately, Li Yuanke was very restrained, even though he was in great pain. Sweat poured down his forehead as he was anxious to end the ordeal, but the effects of the drug were simply uncontrollable.
Even though Shen Shixi was very strong and physically robust, he was eventually sunburned so badly that he was covered in sores all over his body and could no longer walk.
It was quite exciting.
Li Yuanke was also exhausted, but fortunately, as he finished, the effects of the drug finally wore off, and he regained his senses.
"Li Yuanke, aren't you ashamed of yourself? How could you fall for such a trick? Why didn't you just find someone nearby to take care of it? Who drugged you? Who are you going to complain to?!"
Shen Shixi can only move her mouth.
"Shut up!" Li Yuanke raised his hand to cover his eyes, wanting to fall asleep, but Shen Shixi kicked him, "You need to wash, the bed is dirty too, you need to change it, go to sleep in a bit."
"I don't want to move!"
It's no wonder I was exhausted after an hour of continuous shaking.
In the past, the two of them would take turns exerting force, sometimes fast and sometimes slow. This time, he exerted force by himself the whole time, without stopping for a moment.
"If I could move, I wouldn't have gone by myself. Li Yuanke, I've suffered terribly this time."
Li Yuanke pulled her close and held her in his arms. In the most critical moment, she was the only person he thought of.
He came back.
"I'm really fed up with you! If anything happens to me, you can expect to be a widow!" Li Yuanke got up, resignedly picked her up, and went to the hot spring.
His advantage lay in his youth and good stamina. After resting for a while, he recovered somewhat and was able to carry Shen Shixi without any problem.
The two soaked in the hot spring for a while. Li Yuanke sat on the steps, and Shen Shixi sat in his lap.
This time he was really exhausted, and he didn't raise the flag for half a day. Usually, after one game, Li Yuanke could continue to play the second game.
However, even if he really had the energy, Shen Shixi didn't want to play with him today.
She's even started to suspect she's developed calluses.
Shen Shixi leaned on his shoulder, "Aren't you going to tell me what happened? I'm a victim too!"
Li Yuanke laughed, "Who do you think you are, the victim? Did I make you unhappy?"
"You're just venting your anger, do you really feel good about that?"
Actually, it's quite enjoyable, but the key is that if it's too intense, it becomes overwhelming.
Shen Shixi touched it and asked, "Won't it break? What did the imperial physician say?"
"Shut up. You never wish me anything good. If I'm in trouble, you can go cry somewhere else."
Just as Shen Shixi had guessed, the trap was indeed set in the Empress Dowager's palace. The key point was that Li Yuanke actually suspected the Empress Dowager was also an accomplice, which shocked Shen Shixi.
[That bastard's paranoia has gotten worse; he's even looking after his own mother. The day he's all alone and nobody pays him any attention, he can go cry somewhere!]
"I don't think this has anything to do with the Empress Dowager. She's so ill!"
Li Yuanke replied, "Whether the Empress Dowager's illness is serious or not is entirely up to the imperial physicians to decide."
[Damn it, this bastard is getting worse and worse, he's gone mad with anger!]
Shen Shixi raised her hand to touch his forehead. "Your fever is gone, so why are you talking nonsense?"
Li Yuanke held her even tighter, remaining silent and sullen. He was in a very bad mood, not only because he was embarrassed, but also because he felt insecure. What if that cup of wine had been poisoned? He would probably be dead by now.
Shen Shixi let him hug her and guessed his feelings. She patted his shoulder and said, "Don't overthink it. Throughout history, how many emperors have you seen who were poisoned?"
It's not a big deal, just stick to the facts and don't overthink it. I'm here for you, I'll protect you!
She yawned and leaned against Li Yuanke's chest like a boneless fish. "Li Yuanke, are you tired? Let's go to sleep for a while, I'm sleepy!"
Fortunately, it was Li Yuanke, so she could at least offer a few words of comfort. If it were someone else, she wouldn't have bothered to say much.