Chapter 292 This is Old Ye's basic operation, don't...
Chapter 292 This is Old Ye's basic operation, don't...
Elective courses also have the most students, and girls are always more enthusiastic than boys about changing classrooms and reserving seats, which Ye Fan doesn't understand.
As soon as the bell rang, the battle to seize advantageous positions instantly erupted!
Girls are always the main force in this battle, moving as swiftly as the wind.
Xian Zuling was also pulled by Su Luming and Li Qi on either side, and hurriedly ran towards the lecture hall to join the army of people reserving seats.
Ye Fan, Li Yifeng, Xu Bin, and Lin Yufei, on the other hand, seemed much more relaxed or rather, lazy. They leisurely went to the toilet together to relieve themselves before strolling leisurely towards the lecture hall.
When they entered the large lecture hall, the central area with the best view had already been "divided up" by the girls, leaving only the corners and the last few rows of seats.
Frustrated, the group prepared to find a seat in the back row at random.
Just then, a clear, cheerful female voice rang out: "Class monitor! Over here! There's a seat over here!"
Ye Fan looked in the direction of the sound and saw Li Qi standing in the middle of a prime spot, waving excitedly at him.
Sitting next to her were Xian Zuling and Su Luming.
When Su Luming saw Ye Fan looking over, he slightly raised his chin, his eyes showing a hint of smugness, as if to say, "Look how good I am to you."
Ye Fan smiled and walked towards their location.
However, just as he had walked halfway and passed another row of seats, a somewhat nervous yet expectant female voice suddenly rang out: "T-classmate! Are you...are you going to sit here? There's no one next to me..."
wow——
Many eyes immediately focused on it!
The speaker was a pretty and cute girl with an oval face, big eyes, and a shy blush on her face. She was Wang Shanshan, the class beauty from Class 3 next door.
Her act of offering her seat was particularly eye-catching in this scene.
Ye Fan could clearly feel the surrounding air freeze for a moment. Countless gazes from boys in other classes, filled with scrutiny, envy, jealousy, and even hostility, pierced him like invisible "flying daggers"!
The meaning couldn't be clearer: Damn! The prettiest girl in Class 3 actually gave up her seat for this guy? Is this some kind of scheme to have another class steal her away? How embarrassing!
In such situations, anyone who dares to stand up and criticize or provoke will only appear more shameful and tasteless. Therefore, despite the "outrage" of the crowd, no one actually speaks up.
Ye Fan stopped and looked at Wang Shanshan.
He vaguely remembered this girl; she was the sweet and cute type, especially the two shallow dimples on her cheeks when she smiled, which were a big plus.
"Hello," Ye Fan said with a gentle smile, "My name is Ye Fan. What's your name...?"
"Wang Shanshan! I'm from Class 3!" Wang Shanshan quickly introduced herself, her face flushing even more, her eyes sparkling with anticipation as she looked at Ye Fan.
Ye Fan nodded, his smile unchanged, but his tone was polite yet carried a clear sense of distance: "Oh, hello Wang, it's nice to meet you. But thank you, my friend saved me a seat over there."
He pointed in the direction of Li Qi and the others, making his meaning very clear: he appreciated the offer, but politely declined the offer.
The light in Wang Shanshan's eyes dimmed slightly, and she gave a somewhat disappointed "Oh," but still managed to maintain a smile as she sat down.
Amidst a chorus of envious, jealous, and curious gazes, Ye Fan calmly walked towards the location of the ancestral spirits.
Lin Yufei and Xu Bin, who came in with him, witnessed the whole process and were completely stunned, their hearts breaking down!
"Damn it! Heavens above! Earth below!" Xu Bin clutched his chest, looking utterly hopeless, and wailed to the equally stunned Lin Yufei beside him, "Why is this happening?! Everywhere we go, pretty girls come up to us! And they're all class beauties! Are we invisible?!"
Lin Yufei, his face contorted with despair, stared at the air and posed a existential question: "I, Lin Yufei, while I wouldn't dare call myself a Pan An (a legendary handsome man), am I at least quite dashing? How come not a single girl with discerning eyes... oh no, I mean, a girl with good taste, comes to seduce me? They're all after Brother Fan!"
He touched his chin, sinking into deep self-doubt. "Could it be... because I haven't mastered Fan Ge's 'the most lethal kind of understated swagger'? Or am I not acting naturally enough?"
Xu Bin was utterly baffled. He turned to look at Li Yifeng, who was frowning and furrowing his brow, rapidly swiping his fingers across his phone screen, studying candlestick charts. "Old Li! Did you see that? Fan Ge's charm is off the charts! So many cute girls are throwing themselves at him... no, I mean, actively inviting him! I wish I were Fan Ge! Waaah!"
He patted his meticulously sculpted, well-defined abs in frustration: "Look at this! All that abs I've worked on for nothing! To girls, they're just a solid block of steel! Utterly useless!"
Li Yifeng didn't even look up, his fingers flying across the screen, his tone flat and even a little impatient: "Tsk, making a fuss over nothing. This is Old Ye's basic procedure, don't be silly. I'm not interested in female creatures now, only in pieces of paper with human faces printed on them. Stop making noise, you're blocking my signal to make money."
He was staring intently at the undulating curves, as if they were the most beautiful sight in the world.
Xu Bin was speechless and could only turn to Shi Kai for sympathy: "Shi Kai! Tell me! Is there any justice in this world?!"
Shi Kai's words, however, dealt him an even greater blow.
With a calm tone that spoke of worldly wisdom, he slowly uttered a truth even more poignant than Li Yifeng's: "Old Xu, think positively. This kind of thing is called 'talent.' It's like being born with it; if you're born with it, you're born with it, and if you're not, you probably won't have it in this lifetime."
He glanced at Xu Bin's hand patting his abs and added the final blow: "As for abs... well, they're good for getting in shape, but hoping they'll attract girls? You might as well save up some money to treat them to a nice meal; that's more practical."
Xu Bin: "..."
He felt as if he had been stabbed in the chest again, and slumped into a chair in utter despair, contemplating the meaning of life.
......
Ye Fan had already reached the spot where Li Qi and the others had taken.
Su Luming deliberately turned his face to the other side, leaving him only with a beautifully sculpted profile and a slightly pouting mouth, pretending not to see him.
Li Qi blushed.
Ye Fan sat down nonchalantly, his gaze falling on the ancestral spirit sitting quietly beside him.
He leaned slightly towards her and asked in a voice only the two of them could hear, with a mischievous chuckle, "Hey, you clown, you haven't said thank you for the steamed buns I brought you this morning?"
The spirit offering the sacrifice was bowing its head when it heard this. It gave a soft "hmm" and nodded very slightly as a response.
Ye Fan was clearly dissatisfied and deliberately teased her, "That's it? A simple 'hmm' and a nod are enough to get rid of me? That's such a half-hearted thank you!"
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