vrcanaries Chapter 706 Old Li: Quickly go and invite the King of Qin!
Chapter 706 Old Li: Quickly go and invite the King of Qin!
In the early years of the Tang Dynasty, everyone present turned to look at the person in question—Li Yuanji, who was still a child.
Seeing this, Li Yuanji's face turned black and red (from anger). "That despicable junior! He's stomping his face under his feet! If he's so capable, why doesn't he go and scold Li Shimin?"
Even his older brother Li Jiancheng isn't as shameful as him!
Li Yuan, who was being scolded again: "..."
Believe it or not, I'm angry!
I didn't hold it against you because you're younger than me!
"Therefore, we condemn Lao Li's attempt to shift blame. His close friend and good son have both run away; one has fled, and the other has followed suit."
"After Song Jingang took Huizhou, his momentum was at its peak. If Pei Ji fled again, it would be truly hopeless. But his military talent was really lacking."
"We can only let the people of Yu and Tai prefectures enter the castle, fortify the walls and clear the fields, and resolutely prevent him from seizing food and people. However, this has made the people a little suspicious of the Li Tang. Isn't the Li Tang supposed to be the Li of Heaven's Mandate? How come it has been beaten into such a state!"
"Bingzhou is almost Liu Wuzhou's. On the other hand, around the same time, Dou Jiande also entered the fray and started fighting Li Shentong. The relationship between the two was one of chasing and retreating, chasing again and retreating again."
Li Shentong & Dou Jiande: Please don't portray them as close as family!
Li Erfeng: This family will fall apart without me!
"As the saying goes, when you're down on your luck, even drinking cold water can cause problems. In the already chaotic situation, Liang Shidu, who had stopped fighting, saw his brothers having a good time and joined in. He's trying to fleece Li Tang."
"It's only been a little over a month, but for Old Li in Chang'an, every day must feel like an eternity. Oh, I'm a junior, and I suddenly remembered a particularly fitting video."
Upon hearing this, Li Yuan had a bad feeling.
All the people on the court saw that the person in the center of the screen was no longer their familiar junior.
With their experience, they immediately knew that a video was about to be played.
"I, Old Sun, am still alive!"
"Fan! Fan! Fan!"
A monkey leaped out of the alchemy furnace, its bright eyes gleaming with golden light.
The scene shifts, and Sun Wukong, wearing a phoenix-winged purple-gold crown, storms the Lingxiao Palace, attacking wave after wave, with no one able to defeat him. He forces the Jade Emperor to lie under the table, shouting in a sorry state, "Quickly, go and invite the Buddha!"
After watching the video, Li Yuan was furious and thought, "Is this junior of yours alluding to me, Li Yuan?!"
Li Yuanji felt strangely balanced; it turned out his father was in a worse situation!
Li Shimin himself could hardly contain his laughter; the younger generation was truly mischievous.
In another timeline, Wu Cheng'en, who is writing this passage: ヽ( ?? ?)?!!!…
Others who watched the video thought, "Damn, that's so realistic! Shouldn't we be going to invite the King of Qin?"
He could have made a living with his son, but he decided to take matters into his own hands, to choose his own men, and whoever he chose would lose!
The live stream is still ongoing:
"Speaking of which, Pei Ji, whose rescue efforts had failed, was finally called back by Lao Li, but the problem was still not solved. Lao Li's answer to this was: 'The enemy is fierce. If Bingzhou is lost, so be it. We will protect Guanzhong. We are not afraid. We are following our hearts.'"
Li Yuan: Erlang, save your father!
Li Shimin: If there's trouble, call Erlang; if not, call the Prince of Qin!
"Afterwards, Qin King Li Shimin, who could not stand it any longer, submitted a memorial: Abandon everything, don't you feel the pain? Give him 30,000 elite troops, and he will surely beat Liu Wuzhou to death."
"Therefore, Li Yuan mobilized all the troops in Guanzhong for Li Shimin and personally escorted him to the battlefield from Changchun Palace."
"Just watch, his second son will quell Liu Wuzhou for him, and then conquer one place after another, completing the puzzle of the Tang Dynasty."
Erfeng: ?????????? )? Take Daddy and take off!