vrcanaries Chapter 245 Hua Yang Delivers Lamb Soup
Chapter 245 Hua Yang Delivers Lamb Soup
"He probably meant to say: Look what this is, new wheat rice! You said I can't eat it, so now I'll eat it right now to show you!" Lin Ke dubbed Duke Jing of Jin in a smug tone.
Big Han Liu Zhuzhu: That tone is so cheeky, my hands are itching!
A bystander from the Ming Dynasty commented: "He's quite funny!"
A young master from a prominent family in the Tang Dynasty: Hahahaha, I really laughed out loud at him! Sangtian Wu must be wondering a lot of questions!
A scion of a prominent family in the Song Dynasty: Sangtian Wu: Is there something wrong with you?!
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Back to the live broadcast room.
"But he still didn't get to eat a single bite of the new wheat rice, because when he wanted to eat it, his stomach suddenly started hurting, so he rushed to the toilet."
"What no one expected was that the attendants waited and waited, but Duke Jing of Jin never came out of the toilet."
"The longer they waited for Duke Jing of Jin, the more uneasy they became, so they dared to go to the outhouse to check on him."
"However, when they got closer, they discovered that Duke Jing of Jin had already fallen into the latrine and drowned."
Attendant: Grass (a type of plant) This is a big deal!
"But who would go down and carry him up was the problem, since it was a cesspool. Just as everyone was hesitating, a [glorious and great] eunuch stepped forward."
He told everyone that he carried Duke Jing of Jin to heaven in his dream, and everyone thought, "Isn't this the perfect candidate to carry the ruler out of the latrine?"
"However, after he carried Duke Jing of Jin up, he was chosen to be buried alive with him. How should I put it, his dream was quite accurate; he really did carry Duke Jing of Jin to heaven! I just wonder if he regretted it?"
A spoiled young master from the Song Dynasty: But this is a bit too much! Pshaw! yue…
General Judy, the Northern Expeditionary Army: We're saying this isn't something just anyone can do, like pulling someone out of a cesspool...
A netizen from the Tang Dynasty commented: "The person upstairs described it perfectly, it makes me want to cry!"
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Lin Ke initially thought it was nothing, but after Judy mentioned it, the image was immediately automatically described in her mind!
Damn! I'm feeling nauseous again! Afraid my brain wouldn't cooperate, I quickly added, "Duke Jing of Jin was probably one of the few rulers whose cause of death was rather bizarre."
"However, toilets during the Spring and Autumn Period were quite rudimentary, and one could easily fall into a latrine if not careful."
"Therefore, with the changing dynasties, people constantly learned from their mistakes and made improvements to the outhouse!"
Duke Jing of Jin: So you insist on waiting until something happens before you change your mind, right?
"Next up is Hua Yuan, a general from the State of Song during the Spring and Autumn Period. At that time, the war between the States of Song and Zheng had reached its climax."
"Perhaps the war was just one fatal blow away. On the eve of the war, the soldiers in the Song army camp stood ready for battle. To boost morale, Commander Hua Yuan ordered a batch of sheep to be slaughtered and made into mutton soup to be distributed to the soldiers."
"It's just that everyone else is there, but the only one missing is Yang Zhen, the coachman who drives Hua Yuan, and that's what makes people unhappy."
"Was it intentional or accidental? What do you expect him to think? Of course, even if Hua Yuan knew, he probably wouldn't care, but what happens next will make him completely regret his actions."
"Yang Zhenshang wasn't particularly dissatisfied with Hua Yuan's forgetfulness, but in reality, he kept a grudge in his little notebook. When the day of the decisive battle arrived, everyone was prepared to fight to the death."