Chapter 1066 My Taoist name is Xiaoyao
Chapter 1066 My Taoist name is Xiaoyao
"You drunkard, how can you be happy that such a nice place has been taken over by someone else?"
On the island, Chu Chen looked at everything familiar before him and spoke.
"Damn it, it's my fault. Look over there. Back then, Master spent half a month fishing before he could get Senior Sister away."
"Haha, the purpose is simply to go red and romantic!"
Chu Chen shook his head and smiled after hearing this. In a hundred years, everything has changed.
“You drunkard, I have an idea.”
"What do you want to do?"
"Look, this so-called Heavenly Guidance, I estimate it has already blossomed in major cities of the human realm, so our efforts to stop it are actually not very effective."
Chen Qingxuan nodded after listening. Indeed, even if you kill all those envoys, it will be of no use.
Because they had already quietly spread out these so-called celestial guides, just like a virus.
"how do you want to do it?"
"Instead of trying to stop them, why not join them and see if there's a way to remove this celestial pull!"
Chen Qingxuan immediately became interested after hearing this; for him, this was incredibly fun.
"Tell me, what do you need me to do?"
Chu Chen waved to him and whispered something in his ear. Chen Qingxuan immediately chuckled and then turned to leave.
Chu Chen watched Chen Qingxuan's departing figure, paused for a moment, and then headed straight for the top of the mountain.
Inside the villa on the mountaintop, the old Taoist priest was leading a young woman into a room.
They euphemistically call it seeking a good marriage, which requires injecting good fortune into the relationship.
But the next moment, his door was pushed open from the outside.
"How dare you! I am bestowing my fortune upon this young lady. Who allowed you to enter? Hmm... fellow cultivator?"
The old Taoist turned around and saw a Taoist with a white beard and long black hair, holding a whisk, standing at the door looking at him with a smile.
"Oh dear, fellow Daoist... this... I'm sorry, please continue, I'll wait for you!"
After saying that, Chu Chen went into the room, considerately closed the door, and then sat down in the chair, looking quite obedient.
The old Taoist priest looked at him with disdain, thinking to himself, "Are you stupid? You want me to continue? Why don't you get out? What are you doing coming in here?"
"Get the hell out of here! I'll deal with you later!"
"Ah...we're going out? Why didn't you say so earlier, fellow Daoist!"
After saying that, Chu Chen stood up, opened the door, and walked out!
"Damn it, shut the door right now! There are so many people watching outside!"
A few breaths later, the old Taoist priest rushed out of the room in a fit of rage and grabbed Chu Chen by the collar.
"Are you trying to cause trouble? Believe me or not, I'll send you to see the Heavenly Venerable right now!"
Chu Chen still had a smiling expression on his face.
"Fellow Daoist, please don't be anxious. I know thunder magic, and I'm afraid I might hurt you!"
"Hmph, you're just an ordinary Taoist priest, and you know how to use lightning...lightning...lightning...lightning..."
However, before he could finish speaking, he felt a tingling sensation all over his body and couldn't muster any strength.
Meanwhile, his kidneys felt as if something hard was pressing against them, releasing a burst of lightning power that caused intense pain.
Seeing the old Taoist priest opposite him trembling from the electric shock, Chu Chen put away his stun gun.
“Fellow Daoist, I told you I know thunder magic, but you didn’t believe me. My master planted a thunder trigger on me, which will be triggered whenever I am harmed.”
The old Taoist's gaze towards Chu Chen had completely changed at this moment.
I thought to myself, this guy is not only mentally challenged, he's also a lunatic. It's best to avoid messing with someone like that.
Although I have the strength to crush him, who knows if his master has anything else to offer?
After a long while, he finally recovered from the trembling and asked, "Fellow Daoist, what kind of magic weapon is this?"
"Uh, didn't I just say it wasn't a magic weapon? It's a lightning bolt left by my master!"
How many times can it be used?
"I don't know. I've lived for thirty years and encountered countless people who wanted to harm me. I've never run out of resources!"
The old Taoist priest gasped in shock after hearing this, thinking to himself that he couldn't win and that he shouldn't bother arguing with a madman when he had such a promising future.
So he straightened his posture and resumed his dignified demeanor: "Fellow Daoist, what brings you here today?"
"Fellow Daoist, my master sent me to experience the mortal world. I heard that there are immortals here, so I came hoping that they would take me in and let me have some food!"
The old Taoist priest was secretly delighted upon hearing this, thinking to himself, "This is wonderful!"
If this person in front of me, who isn't very bright and has strange lightning magic, were to be taken under my command, I could easily push him out in case of any trouble, making him a perfect human wall.
In the spirit of "better to die for your fellow practitioners than for yourself."
The old Taoist priest turned around and sat down opposite Chu Chen, then said with a serious expression.
"Fellow Daoists under heaven are one family. You and I are fellow practitioners. Logically speaking, I should take you in!"
"Although you have the lightning guide left by your master, you seem to be powerless. What use would I have for you?"
"Fellow Daoist, how about I keep you company and follow you to learn profound Daoist techniques?"
Chu Chen looked completely harmless, like a naive and inexperienced child.
After hearing this, the old Taoist priest thought to himself, "If I wanted company, I wonder how many young wives would be offered to me."
"That's fine then. I'll spare you for the sake of our shared path!"
"However, from now on, you will follow me. During the day, you will help me with some mundane matters. At night, when I am busy, you will simply cook!"
After saying that, the old Taoist priest took out a pill and handed it over.
"This is a top-grade Heavenly Guiding Pill, one grade higher than the Heavenly Guiding Pills found elsewhere. I bestow it upon you today as a stroke of good fortune. Consume it immediately!"
Chu Chen accepted the pill and quickly expressed his gratitude: "Thank you for your generosity, fellow Daoist."
After saying that, he picked up the pill, put it directly into his mouth, and then with a thought, the so-called Heavenly Guiding Pill entered the space.
"Alright, now that you've taken the pill, you're one of my people. My Daoist name is Tianji, so from now on, just call me Daoist Tianji!"
"Thank you for the pill, Daoist Tianji. I am now at peace!"
"Alright, even a carefree life requires strength. Follow me for now and go to the top floor to rest. I have things to do today, so remember to cook dinner tonight!"
After saying that, Tianji waved his hand at Chu Chen, sending him out.
Chu Chen easily made his way to the rooftop, then frowned as he looked at the crowd still queuing outside the villa. He thought to himself that he had to come up with a solution, not just a way to get rid of this Heavenly Guidance.
We must protect these people!
Thinking of this, Chu Chen produced the so-called Heavenly Guiding Pill in his hand.
The next moment, Chu Chen smiled and said, "I've got it!"
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