vrcanaries Chapter 416: Liking weird people is inherited from my ancestors
Chapter 416: Liking weird people is inherited from my ancestors
"He actually contacted me a few days ago, but I turned him down with the excuse that I had to go out with you..." Hikigaya wiped the sweat off his face and said depressedly.
"Fuck, it turns out it's you! I was wondering why Yukinoshita's mom called me when Yui and I went out to sing karaoke the day before yesterday..."
Hiratsuka Tsubasa, who finally found the culprit, looked at Hikigaya viciously.
"I'm really embarrassed to ask you to take the blame, so what did you say?" Hikigaya looked at Hiratsuka Tsubasa with anticipation.
"What can I say? My first reaction was to help you withstand the lightning! I said I would come out to eat with you today... That's loyal enough, right?" Hiratsuka Yu said solemnly.
Ahem, that’s strange!
Of course Hiratsuka Hane was telling the truth and was dating Yui~
Mrs. Yukinoshita understood what was going on at that moment, and the tone of the voice in the receiver was not right...
And Hiratsuka Tsubasa also told her considerately that Hikigaya was definitely too lazy to come out and lie at home~
They are really brotherly, and I was moved by Hiratsuka Yudu...
"That's very nice of you, brother! But how come she has your phone number?" Hikigaya asked in confusion.
"Because I occasionally go out to eat with Sister Shizuka and Yukinoshita Haruno, why are you looking at me like that!
I told Yui every time I went out, and Yui accompanied me half of the time. Otherwise, how could I send Yukinoshita Haruno home if I was drunk! Is it strange for a mother to have my phone number~"
Hiratsuka Yu didn't say anything about the rest. Even Hikigaya's line was recommended by Hiratsuka Yu to Mrs. Yukinoshita...
But I don't know whether Hikigaya agrees or not, but with Yukinoshita here, it's only a matter of time before he does something.
"Next time if I ask you, just say we were studying in the library~"
Hikigaya has already thought of an excuse for next time.
"You'd better not ask me to take the blame for you. Yukinoshita Haruno knows that I've been busy with the national basketball competition for the past three months. I've also been busy studying, so I can only go out with Yui a few times. Don't tell anyone about Mrs. Yukinoshita. I'll be embarrassed even if I try to cover up for you~"
Hiratsuka Yu stiffened his neck and said, "Who cares about you?"
"How heartless! Have you finished eating? Pack up the bags for me!"
Hikigaya glanced at Hiratsuka Hane and thought about what excuse he should make next time.
"If you ask me, you should just go there honestly! If you don't even dare to meet her mother and sister, who would be willing to hand over their daughter or sister to you? If you don't have the courage, you'd better just go to bed!"
Hiratsuka Yu hit Hikigaya's head, hoping that he would understand~
"I understand what you said...but they are indeed scary..." Hikigaya said with a sigh.
"That's terrible, what you said is true, I asked you to confess your love to Yukinoshita!
Since you have decided to distort someone's life, you must be prepared accordingly. Stop being so awkward. Do you really think that the most beautiful woman on the mountain will marry only you?
I don’t know that girls are actually very fragile inside after dating~ Of course, there are some who don’t care, but they definitely don’t care about you~” Hiratsuka Yu said as a matter of course.
"I see..." Hikigaya fell into deep thought...
"Why would I lie to you about this? When have I ever dared to speak loudly to Yui? I have always been honest!"
"Yeah, you're so awesome~" Hikigaya curled his lips and said slowly.
"I told you to say that. Anyway, I've never seen you dare to speak loudly to Yukinoshita!"
Hikigaya dared to mock him? How absurd! Hiratsuka Tsubasa snorted coldly and threw the remaining bread bag into the plastic bag.
"But having a meal with those people in her family really makes my legs go weak... I think her father won't sink my body into Tokyo Bay after seeing me..." Hikigaya asked hesitantly.
"You have to bear it, though~ And Councillor Yukinoshita is also a son-in-law, so when he sees you, he will probably just feel sympathy~"
I can only say that Yukinoshita Fujitaka is a role model of a stubborn man in Chiba, and his personality was also quite awkward before, but it was Mrs. Yukinoshita who pursued him back then...
The Hiratsuka Hamoto family is still wondering what Mrs. Yukinoshita saw in him...
The Yukinoshita family's love for weird boys couldn't be a hereditary thing...
"It's not that bad..."
Hikigaya's eyes lit up when he heard this.
"Who knows, but Mrs. Yukinoshita must have some purpose in calling you to dinner~ You have to be mentally prepared~"
As his good brother, Hiratsuka Tsubasa still secretly told the information that Yukinoshita Haruno had said~
"Mental preparation?" Hikigaya looked at Hiratsuka Tsubasa with a puzzled look on his face.
"How would I know? It's just a meal. The only thing that can test you is your table manners, how to treat others, and other so-called upper-class etiquette~"
Hiratsuka Yu pulled the pull ring of the grape juice and took a sip. The graceful movement was like tasting high-end red wine.
“Table manners…”
Hikigaya raised an eyebrow at this.
"The small book style shouldn't be a problem. Just kneel down and bow when you meet someone. The only thing that can test you at the dinner table is the so-called upper-class etiquette of the West.
Humph, you only have that useless ability for the whole day. Even when the Queen of England is holding a wine glass, no one dares to fart!
If ordinary people hold a fork in their right hand, they will be considered as country bumpkins who know nothing. I don’t know where this sense of superiority comes from! ”
Hiratsuka Hane snorted and sneered.
"There's nothing wrong with what you said. To put it bluntly, it's all about strength. If you have the strength, even if you wear slippers and shorts to a Michelin three-star sushi restaurant, he won't dare to fart at you. If you don't have that kind of capital, you'll just have to let him do whatever he wants."
Hikigaya also opened his Max coffee and clinked his can of Hiratsukaha juice, agreeing with his friend's point of view.
"If you ask me, I'd say it's just a bad habit. But having said that, the Yukinoshita family needs you to be polite. Why don't you sign up for a noble etiquette training class tonight? I'll take a look. The price is not expensive, only 99 per course~"
Hiratsuka Yu showed Hikigaya the news he had read two days ago.
"Don't come to me for such a precise IQ tax. I haven't paid off the debt owed by the joint dance yet!"
Hikigaya took a deep breath.
"I can't help you with that, because I gave you 150,000 in funding, and the basketball team is so poor now that they don't even have the money to make new recruitment posters~"
As soon as Hikigaya mentioned money, Hiratsuka Hane's first reaction was to cry poor.
"Yes, yes, thank you very much! Do you have any suggestions on table manners?"
"I don't have to inherit the family business, so I don't know much. I just know that the tableware needs to be used from the outside to the inside. You can ask Yukinoshita about this. She must know more than me. There are so many evening gowns, how can she not know how to use tableware? Or you can watch "Hannibal". Uncle Hannibal understands the principles of life the best. He is definitely elegant enough!"
Wait! Speaking of evening gowns…
I was wondering what I should give Yui for her birthday this year, but now I know what Hiratsuka Tsubasa should give me~