I am the vice-chief of the service club

Chapter 276 Gentle Scum

"You're so slow." Hikigaya finally arrived after asking the clerk to pack up the clothes that Yui had just picked out and paying the bill.

"Komachi said she was going home to review. I came back so early. Do I have to watch you two show your affection in front of me?" Hikigaya said calmly with his hands in his pockets.

"How can just buying clothes be considered showing affection? This counts as ~ watch this." After saying this, Hiratsuka Tsuga and Yui kissed in front of Hikigaya in tacit understanding.

"That's enough, you two!" Hikigaya was frightened by the critical hit that caused real damage.

"What are you looking at! I'm giving you face by not pulling the silk in front of you. If you have the ability, find a girlfriend to perform in front of us. Yui and I will definitely applaud you." Hiratsuka Yu was going to give the Great Sensei some excitement today.

"Speaking of Yui, Hachiman is very active in choosing a gift for Yukinoshita~ How about~" Hiratsuka Tsubasa placed extra emphasis on the word Yukinoshita.

"Is that so, Xiaoqi~" Yui's gossiping soul also awakened at this time.

"No! No way to compete! Hurry up and pick one, I'm leaving!" Hikigaya's face was getting redder and redder. He thought it was because his redness had gone too high and was about to cool down, but when he took a closer look, he saw that his ears were also red.

"You're wrong, my brother. Yui and I will treat you to lunch at noon." Seeing that Hikigaya was about to leave, Hiratsuka Tsukasa and Yui looked at each other and hurriedly said something flattering.

Logically speaking, wouldn't the normal anger be to leave without even picking a gift?

"It's definitely not going to work if you try to fool me with oden like you did last time!" said the Great Teacher angrily.

The gifts have not been chosen yet, so Hikigaya can't really turn around and leave. The key is that he is afraid that Hiratsuka Han will use this matter to target him after school starts.

If I didn't hold my mouth shut in front of Yukinoshita, and Yukinoshita mocked me for overestimating my abilities, I would have no face to stay in the Service Club...

"We have been good brothers for all these years~ How can you fool you with Saria like Hayama did! You are looking down on me, Hiratsuka Tsubasa. Let me tell you! The barbecue restaurant in the building opposite is okay~" Yui happened to say that she wanted to eat barbecue in the morning, so she might as well bring some to Hikigaya as well.

"That's a waste of money~ What did you choose?" Seeing that the gossip rumors about him had stopped and he had a free lunch, Hikigaya's blush gradually subsided.

"I didn't buy anything~ Yui did buy a few clothes~" Hiratsuka Tsubasa raised the several shopping bags in his hand to indicate.

"Xiao Yu Xiao Yu, let's come over here and take a look~" Yui and I came to the scarf and glove area with a full load.

"So cute! It must be fun to play with Pancake and Rhubarb using this~" Yui picked up the cat-shaped gloves and the puppy-shaped gloves and started to try them out.

"Hey, I'll bite you, I'll bite you!" The puppy in Yui's hand opened its mouth and bit Hiratsuka Yu's hand.

"Ouch, it hurts so much, please spare me!" Hiratsuka Yuya was very cooperative.

"Will Yukinoshita go out wearing gloves like this?" Seeing this couple showing off their affection and low IQ, Hikigaya was overwhelmed at the moment, but he endured it for the sake of lunch.

"Yeah, it looks like I have to pick something else~ But take this one for now," Yui felt that what Hikigaya said made sense, and decided to buy it.

"Tsk tsk Hachiman, you know Yukinoshita quite well~" Hiratsuka Tsubasa didn't care too much and put the two gloves away. It would be nice to keep them for himself if he didn't give them to Yukinoshita.

"Oh, this one's not bad either~" Yui took a pair of socks that looked like cat paws from the shelf.

"No, with this design, can you still wear shoes?"

"Yeah, it doesn't fit at all!" Hiratsuka Yu and Hikigaya, two straight brothers, asked a soul-searching question.

"These are indoor socks! How can you wear them outside? Xiaoqi is fine, but Xiaoyu, how come you don't know anything about them?" Seeing how these two people seemed to be ignorant of the world, Yui gave them a look of disdain.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you yelling at me for? It's fine!" Before Hiratsuka Tsuga could comment, Hikigaya couldn't help it.

"That's all you can do. How can you be better than me? You have to stand at attention when you get beaten. It's in the shape of a cat anyway. I think Yukinoshita will like it~" Hiratsuka Tsuga glanced at Hikigaya, who was more straight than himself and said.

"Okay, then choose this one! Xiaoyu, give me what you have, and these two will be ours." Yui picked up the gloves and socks and prepared to pay.

"It's your turn now. Hurry up and choose. Then we'll go eat." Although it was Yui who chose it, her own gift was finally settled. Hiratsuka Tsubasa turned her gaze to Hikigaya.

"What should I buy?" Hikigaya turned his gaze to Yuigahama Yui, hoping to get some reasonable advice.

"Let's go to the department store across the street and have lunch." The knowledgeable Yuigahama Yui said and then led the group to the department store across the street.

"Xiaoqi, you can look around and see things like gloves, accessories, scarves, and daily necessities..." Looking at the wide variety of goods, Yui made a suggestion.

"How's Xiaoyu?"

As they were walking, they suddenly came to an eyewear store. Yui picked out a pair of purple blue light blocking glasses and put them on, pushing them twice calmly.

"That's great!" Hiratsuka Yu rubbed his nose subconsciously. Yui wearing glasses really piqued his bad habits.

"Who asked you this? Do I look smarter~" Yui turned around again.

"Teacher is absolutely the best, please give me some extra lessons~" At this time, Hiratsuka Yu's mind was full of the plot of the tutor giving extra lessons to his stupid son.

"When you have the idea that 'wearing glasses means being smart', your brain is already hopeless." At this moment, Hikigaya interrupted in a very unromantic way.

"Shut up, I find you're always causing trouble!" This suddenly shattered Hiratsuka Tsuyoshi's imagination, and he was so angry that he almost wanted to kill his good brother.

"Shut up, idiot!" It was obvious that Hikigaya's words instantly offended the two of them...

Hiratsuka Yu now knows why this guy has no partner now. He is actually quite handsome, but he has a big mouth.

"Come on, try them on and see if they can cover up your dead fish eyes." After picking out a few pairs of glasses with Yui, Hiratsuka Yu took out a pair and handed it to Hikigaya.

"I don't want to..." Hikigaya said with a look of resistance.

"Hurry up! I can't let you laugh at our relationship!"

"Obviously this one isn't very good, Yui, bring the one with the gold thread over here and see if you can make a gentleman villain out of it."

"Get as far away as you can!" Hikigaya said in the harshest tone and did the most cowardly thing, putting on his glasses.

"Oh my, this is fine~ Yui, take a look at it and see if it's much better than before. At least 80% as good as me."

It is obvious that after Hikigaya put on these glasses, his artistic temperament and his already good looks, there is a reason why he can win over Yukinoshita.

"That's true. If Hikigaya had dressed like this earlier, he would definitely be popular with the girls in the class!" Yui didn't expect that Hikigaya would look so good with glasses.

"Trust me, you will definitely be able to charm Yukinoshita to death. Buy it, Hachiman." Hiratsuka Hane encouraged Hikigaya.

“That’s right!” Yui assisted from the side.