vrcanaries Chapter 121 Zheng Yuanshan Wants to Divorce His Wife
Chapter 121 Zheng Yuanshan Wants to Divorce His Wife
"Mom, your An An is here"
Zheng Anning ran in happily, her chubby little face smiling and her eyes curved. Her hair was casually tied into a ponytail. She disliked those hairstyles being too complicated. Ruyi happened to not be very good at it and could only do some simple hairstyles.
Wei Jingshu quickly changed his expression and looked at Zheng Anning lovingly, "An'an is here,"
"Mom, are you going to kill her? Why dirty your hands? We can let the secret guards bury her quietly, without anyone knowing!" Zheng An Ning said contemptuously while holding Wei Jingshu's hand, with cold eyes.
Zheng Wanning and others also came in at this time and echoed, "Yes, mother, or throw her into the mountains to feed the wild beasts!"
"I'd rather cut her into pieces and bury them separately."
"It would be better to poison her so that people would think she committed suicide."
"........"
[Good fellow, what living devils, each one more cruel than the other. ]
"If it really doesn't work, doesn't An An raise a ghost? Let that ghost eat her."
Wei Jingshu was so angry that he slammed the kitchen knife on the grindstone with a clang. "Shut up right there. What did I teach you? A gentleman should win over others with virtue. What if someone catches you doing something wrong?"
"Mother, the strong are fearless," Zheng An Ning interrupted, eyes full of disapproval.
"You are the same, fighting and killing every day. I'll hire a teacher for you to study hard next time," Wei Jingshu pointed at Zheng Anning's forehead and said unhappily.
Zheng An Ning squatted on the ground and looked at Liu Xian, [My mother actually resisted the urge to hit her. No, she did hit her. Oh, but it wasn’t symmetrical.]
"Also, you guys are scholars, how can you shout for war and killing every day? It's okay at home, but you are not allowed to do this outside. Kill first, then talk about other things."
[Oh, it seems like you think we are too slow and talk too much nonsense. Let’s cut it off first and talk about other things. Hahahahahahahaha]
[To subdue others with virtue is to make them as obedient as a dead body. ]
Everyone then suddenly realized that she thought we were too slow. Well, if we threw her away and buried her alive, what if she escaped by herself?
If you don't remove the roots of the grass, it will grow again in the spring breeze. It's better to cut it as soon as possible.
Zheng An Ning pinched Liu Xian's chin and said with a wicked smile: "Do you think that you can make your dream come true by using a love poison?"
"Who sent you?"
Liu Xian was so angry that she wanted to push Zheng An Ning, but unfortunately she missed and fell to the ground, hitting her head.
"Oh, there's no need to be so polite. I don't have any red envelope to give you. Why are you being so polite? Really."
With a "puchi" sound, Zheng Wanning and the others were amused. An An is so cute.
Liu Xian no longer looked the same as when she first arrived. Her hair was disheveled, and her face, which used to have delicate makeup on, was now swollen.
She laughed crazily, her eyes were red, her face was distorted, since she couldn't get it, she would destroy it.
"Hahahahahahahahaha, you think that killing me will be the end of it. If I die, Zheng Yuanshan must die too, hahahaha"
[Tsk, it's just a little love poison, no need to worry about it,]
"Do you think you'll be fine if you use that Gu? You idiot, that love Gu uses you as a carrier, it will consume your essence and shorten your lifespan. You won't live for many years."
"Even if you succeed and get together with my father, believe it or not, you will soon look like you are in your seventies or eighties." Zheng An Ning said disdainfully, walking to Zheng Yuanshan and looking him up and down.
"What nonsense are you talking about? How can you be old?"
[Tsk tsk, his face is bruised and swollen, this is his retribution, but he didn't break any arms or legs, which shows my mother was merciful.]
Zheng Anning pointed his finger and drew a rune between Zheng Yuanshan's eyebrows. The golden rune flashed for a moment. He then pressed two acupoints on his body and patted his back.
Zheng Yuanshan woke up instantly, feeling nauseous and his stomach churning. Then he vomited with a "wow".
Everyone quickly moved away, leaving only Liu Xian next to Zheng Yuanshan, who was caught off guard and vomited all over her from head to toe.
[Tsk tsk, Liu Xian must be happy now, she is sharing the hardships with my father. ]
"what"
The yard was full of a foul smell. What Zheng Yuanshan vomited out was not leftovers but black water, as black as ink, and there seemed to be something moving in the black water.
"Ah, what is this? It's so disgusting. Why did Dad spit out ink? Is this what it feels like to have a stomach full of ink?" Zheng Yunyu covered his mouth and nose and watched from a distance.
"Pfft, a belly full of ink, hahahaha"
Everyone was laughing so hard that they fell over. Hahahaha, it's true.
[Hahahahahahaha, a belly full of ink has become concrete from now on. ]
Zheng Yuanshan was still vomiting and couldn't control it at all. Tears welled up in his eyes and his whole body felt weak. He felt like all his internal organs were about to be vomited out.
Liu Xian was drenched all over. The disgusting smell made her crawl away from Zheng Yuanshan. She wanted to scream loudly, but was afraid that the filth would go into her mouth.
Ahhhhhh!
[Okay, Liu Xian is on the same wavelength as my dad in a certain sense, hahahahahaha]
[Liu Xian usually has a lot of fun, she has an affair with her brother-in-law, and her husband's elder brother. Tsk tsk, she still says that she is lonely and spring is late! This spring is indeed late.]
Everyone:.......
Zheng Wanning is still a qualified little cotton-padded jacket, unlike Zheng Anning who is leaky. She asked worriedly: "An'an, is Daddy okay? Will his life be shortened?"
"No, no, don't worry, I'm a professional at pest control."
"Hmph, let him learn his lesson. Let's see if he dares to drink other people's things next time." Wei Jingshu stared at Zheng Yuanshan mercilessly, holding a kitchen knife in his hand. He was very worried, but very stubborn.
[My mother is still stubborn, look, the kitchen knife has been deformed. ]
"An An, what kind of insect is that? Why is it so powerful?"
Zheng Yuanshan was gasping for breath, and finally he finished vomiting. His face was as white as paper, and he shouted weakly, "Water, who can give me some water?"
Qin Gu had already prepared everything with her friends, and quickly asked a guard to bring him some water and to help him up to prevent him from falling.
Zheng Anning covered his mouth and nose and walked to the black water. He saw densely packed white bugs in it, like maggots. They were very disgusting and were even moving.
Everyone felt physically uncomfortable looking at that thing.
"How disgusting! There are bugs in here."
"An An, is this a Gu insect? Why is it so unique? Disgusting?"
"Yes, it's the poisonous insect. Do you like it? Do you want to raise it?" Zheng An Ning asked with a grin.
Zheng Yunxuan frowned, his eyes full of resistance. His sister seemed to be seriously ill, and she actually asked him if he liked her?
Zheng An Ning narrowed his eyes and gathered energy at his fingertips. A ball of flame was shaking mischievously, as if resisting, "Don't come over here. I don't want to burn that disgusting thing."
You are aloof, cold and inhuman. You make me burn dirty things one after another. You said they were your treasures, but they are like weeds every day and make me do hard labor every day.