Chapter 610
Chapter 610
"We need some start-up capital!"
He Jiong offered his opinion, but this time Wang Zheng did not reject it. Instead, he stepped forward and handed He Jiong an envelope.
The logo of "Back to the Countryside" on the envelope was slightly deformed because of the red bills inside.
The group's eyes lit up: "Wow, it's so thick, how much does this cost!"
"Is there a W yet?"
"I feel like if we're all tightening our belts and living frugally, 10,000 yuan should be enough for us to get by."
He Jiong excitedly took the envelope, but then froze when he took it out.
Various banknotes in denominations of 5, 10, and 20 yuan, in different colors, but the largest denomination among these banknotes is no more than 50 yuan.
The viewers in the live stream were amused by this scene.
"I'm dying of laughter. I didn't expect the production team to be so clueless."
"Look at the difference in Teacher He's expression before and after opening the envelope."
"The contrast is even more exaggerated than my girlfriend's reaction after she took off my pants."
"You're about to get pricked by needles? The reaction won't be strong."
"Bullshit, I'm clearly a fire hydrant."
He Jiong expressed his anger at the behavior of Lao Liu from the program team.
However, adhering to the principle that even a mosquito's leg is meat, the group still silently accepted it.
"Let's go catch crayfish in the rice paddies now."
He Jiong suggested.
After half an hour.
The group changed into loose clothing and went to the fields.
They began excitedly rummaging through the muddy fields.
After all, these people have always lived in the city.
It's rare to encounter such a scene full of natural vitality.
He Jiong even declared, "Whoever catches the first crayfish will be rewarded with a night off from work, okay?"
"it is good!"
Everyone said in unison.
Seeing this, Su Yu also became interested, but just as everyone was rushing forward...
Su Yu moved a small stool and took out a small bottle of mysterious potion from his pocket.
Taking advantage of everyone's inattention, he fell at his own feet.
Seeing that Su Yu still wasn't washing the dishes, Xie Nara quickly reminded him, "Little Su, do you want to wash the dishes tonight?"
Pengpeng stopped too: "Big brother, how can you catch crayfish if you're standing still?"
Zi Feng blushed and smiled, "Big brother, if I catch the first crayfish, I'll help you with the work."
Su Yu shrugged: "Who told you you can't catch crayfish while standing? I'll show you my special skill later—'Ten Thousand Crayfish Paying Homage'!!!"
Hear the words.
Several people shook their heads: "He seems to be in a stable emotional state, but he's actually been acting crazy for a while now."
Several people buried themselves in their work, their hands like iron, digging holes frantically, mud splattering everywhere.
ten minutes later.
The group was exhausted.
As a result, they didn't catch a single crayfish.
"What's going on?!"
Everyone is puzzled.
He Jiong then looked at the crew members who were filming him and questioned, "Are you sure there are really crayfish in here?"
Wang Zheng looked at the staff behind him who were in charge of the setup.
The staff member nodded hurriedly and whispered a few words in Wang Zheng's ear.
"Teacher He, don't worry, there are definitely crayfish in this field."
After all, it was the first time for any of them to catch crayfish in the field.
Therefore, the production team also intentionally reduced the difficulty. In addition to wild crayfish in the rice paddies, they also specially bought a batch of artificially farmed live crayfish from the market.
Although these farmed crayfish don't taste as good as wild ones, they have one major advantage.
That's stupid!
Logically speaking, it should be easy to be discovered and caught.
But now, more than ten minutes have passed.
The group still came up empty-handed.
Just when a group of staff members were completely baffled.
Suddenly, a staff member in charge of setting up props pointed to a spot not far away with a shocked expression.
"Director Wang, look!"
Wang Zheng replied impatiently, "What are you looking at? Can't you guys give me a break every day?"
He thought something had gone wrong. You see, this is a live broadcast, and if something goes wrong or something goes wrong, it will be seen by hundreds of millions of viewers.
It can't even be edited.
however.
When Wang Zheng looked in the direction the staff member was pointing, he was stunned:
"I rely on!"
"What's going on?!"
"There really are thousands of shrimp coming to pay homage?"
in the lens.
Su Yu stood there quietly, while the area beneath his feet was covered in a bright red stain, which, from a distance, looked like a massive period.
Su Yu: "Director Wang Zheng, I'm eighteen years old, is it normal that I haven't gotten my period yet? I'm a boy!"
However, these "aunties" crawled back and forth, stirring up ripples.
Upon closer inspection, what else could it be but a crayfish?
It doesn't matter if it's wild or a smuggled product bought from the seafood market.
All the crayfish in the field gathered around Su Yu's feet.
The scene was quite spectacular!
Su Yu bent down and casually grabbed a crayfish: "Teacher He, I caught one!"
He Jiong: "???"
Pengpeng: "Wow, big brother doesn't have to work tonight."
Zifeng: "You can actually catch crayfish while standing still."
……
Half an hour later.
The group returned to the Mushroom House.
Xie Nara was still muttering to herself, "Xiao Su, why are all these crayfish running towards you?!"
Su Yu naturally wouldn't tell everyone that he used lobster pheromones that he exchanged for fifty universal points from the system store to create the scene of 'ten thousand lobsters paying homage'.
He could only feign mystery and ask, "Sister Na, do you want to know why?"
Sheena nodded: "Of course I want to know."
Su Yu's lips curled up: "Okay, then I'll tell you, because..."
The others also perked up their ears.
"Because I am a descendant of the dragon!"
Everyone: "Tch!"
The disappointed expressions on everyone's faces were so intense that they were practically ready to curse him as a lunatic.
In order to get to eat crayfish, the group began to diligently scrub the mud off the crayfish with brushes.
Su Yu had a good eye; he picked out seafood that the production team bought from the seafood market.
“It’s quite clean.”
Su Yu pretended to be confused even though he knew the truth.
Xie Nara, who was nearby, was eating a few wild crayfish when she got pinched by one. She immediately lost her temper and dragged He Jiong aside.
"Teacher He, why don't we..."
The camera was pointed at the two people.
This scene was filmed.
"What are Teacher He and Sister Na doing with pubic hair again?"
"I've discovered that, apart from Peng Peng and Zi Feng, the other people in the Mushroom House are all Lao Liu!"
While the audience was guessing, Seona walked over.
"Teacher Huang can't get out of bed today."
"Teacher He and I just decided that we will each cook a dish later."
"Teacher He makes braised pork, Peng Peng makes cola chicken wings, and Xiao Su makes... braised crayfish."
Before Su Yu could even open his mouth...
He Jiong was the first to raise his hand: "I have no problem!"
Under Xie Nara's 'coercion,' Peng Peng also raised his hand: 'I don't...have any problems either!'
After saying this, Peng Peng looked at Su Yu and apologized with a look that said, "Big brother, I'm sorry, I was forced into this too."
no way!
The most Pengpeng could do was to deliberately pause at the three words "there is a problem".
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