vrcanaries Chapter 485
Chapter 485
Soda music.
Su Yu's new song, "Give Him a Cannonball," was quickly released online.
To everyone's surprise, the song's download and play counts were approaching those of "Dragon Fist" and one of the earliest released songs, "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style".
even.
There were also fans who watched the live broadcast of the competition.
This song was given another name – "Anti-Japanese War Divine Song".
The pinned comments on this song are also diverse and full of witty remarks.
"Misaka Mikoto, a native of China, is more suitable for the constitution of Chinese babies."
"I used to think this kind of song was so corny, but now I think it's great. If anyone keeps talking nonsense, I'll give them a stun gun."
"I love this song so much. It has given me endless strength on so many confusing nights."
"China's Views on America, Daily Life, and Kimchi"
"First time listening: What is this?!"
"Listen to it a second time: Not bad."
"Listen to this for the third time: If anyone talks nonsense again, give them a stun gun."
"Instead of exhausting yourself mentally, you might as well go crazy and exhaust others."
Compared to the humorous and harmonious scene in the comments.
Qingdao People's Hospital.
Emergency room.
But I was in a complete mess.
"Make way, there's an emergency."
"what's the situation?"
The emergency room doctor rushed over quickly.
Seeing Gou Biyangdezi lying on the stretcher, he asked.
"His neck is broken."
The staff member stated the facts truthfully.
"what?"
The emergency room doctor was taken aback.
Fortunately, as an emergency room doctor, I encounter all sorts of patients.
Just yesterday, a patient named Wang Hao actually inserted a light bulb into his anus.
The difficulty of the emergency has increased!
"Film the video first."
"That's what the emergency room doctor asked."
The staff member muttered in a low voice:
"Doctor, you have a good eye, but given his current condition, it seems unlikely that an X-ray can be taken."
The emergency room doctor, sounding annoyed, said, "What are you standing there for? Bring him over here right now."
soon.
Other staff members at the hospital took over.
Move towards the filming area.
What is the patient's name?
"Gou Bi Yang Dezi!"
"You son of a bitch?"
"Um, let's call it that."
"Which country?"
"Little life!"
Upon hearing this answer, the emergency room doctor immediately understood the muttered remark from earlier.
Filming?!
Is it an adult film?
However, this is indeed a specialty of Xiao Rizhi.
That being the case...
Then...
Let's check it out.
Pull down your pants!
"Uh! No wonder it's called 'small life,' it really is small."
After filming.
Watching the film.
The emergency room doctor looked puzzled:
"Was he really beaten up? Or was he in a car accident?"
The bones in his neck were completely twisted.
Most of the nerves were also damaged.
Although he survived after temporary medical treatment.
However, paralysis is definitely inevitable.
Unless we invite Wang Tie, the number one neurosurgeon in China.
There is still a slight possibility of recovery.
But even so.
I reckon this scoundrel Yang Dezi will only be able to live the rest of his life as a crooked-necked man.
What the doctors present found even more incredible was the severity of the injury.
It was all because he was slapped.
Was it Iron Man who did it?
This……
This completely shattered their understanding of human power.
"Is the staff member from earlier still here? Call him in and find out what happened."
The attending physician spoke.
soon.
The staff were then invited in.
"Was he really slapped?"
"Yes!"
"How many slaps?"
"A slap!"
"..."
Seeing the doubt on the faces of the doctors present.
The staff simply found today's live stream video.
"Doctors, please watch the video!"
Several doctors gathered together.
I watched every single moment of the match.
This naturally includes the provocations of Gou Bi Yang Dezi.
Many people present clenched their fists.
When everyone saw Su Yu slap Gou Bi Yang Dezi to the ground.
The entire office.
Thunderous applause erupted.
"well played."
The emergency room next door.
Wang Hao, lying on his back with his bottom facing up, exclaimed, "Mom, is my bottom saved?!"
at the same time.
From an intern's pocket.
The song "Give Him a Cannon" started playing.
After the attending physician watched the video.
A unanimous decision.
Conservative treatment!
"The game is over."
"Old Wang is currently undergoing surgery, so we can't get him to come."
"Indeed, I suggest sending him back to his home country for treatment."
"After all, our country's medical technology is developing slowly, not as well as that of the United States, so it's understandable that we can't cure it."
now.
Gou Bi Yang Dezi was criticized for his previous unrestrained and sarcastic remarks.
They received a second wave of retribution.
Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
a week ago.
They had already taken notice of this unusual competition being held in China.
As for why?
It's entirely because Da Long and his teammates are just too incompetent.
They lost several matches in a row.
It's already close to being eliminated.
The act of slapping someone carries a humiliating connotation.
Even though it's been packaged as a competition by capital.
They can act recklessly in front of tens of millions of viewers, without any legal restrictions.
The humiliation inherent in slapping is not diminished by this.
instead!
With official approval.
This competition was originally only held in the underground black market.
It immediately attracted the attention of audiences from various countries.
Especially countries like the United States.
A country that inherently glorifies violence.
I especially enjoy watching these kinds of matches; every match video related to them gets a ton of views.
Among them, the top-ranked videos are those of Da Long and his teammates being defeated by American players.
The comments below the video were even more appalling, making me so angry my chest hurt.
"Isn't China supposed to be the second largest economy in the world?"
"So it's normal to be defeated by our world's number one country, the United States."
"China will always be a subject of the United States."
"Sanctioning China? Disgusting squinty-eyed bastards!"
even.
Many online traitors also liked and echoed this sentiment.
It's infuriating to watch.
domestic.
On Douyin (TikTok).
Gou Bi Yang Dezi relied on several outstanding performances.
It also attracted a group of die-hard fans.
This group also made many sarcastic and insinuating remarks.
In short.
Caught between domestic and international public opinion, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs was caught in a dilemma, facing a difficult situation.
Speak up!
to be frank.
This is a third-rate competition.
Other countries' officials remained indifferent.
The Dragon Kingdom spoke first.
On the contrary, it will make people think that China is making a mountain out of a molehill.
Let's keep quiet.
So depressed!
Therefore, the only way to break the deadlock is to win this match against Xiao Rizi.
Let's boost morale!
At the same time, it will also give a shock to those petty scoundrels, both domestically and internationally.
Exactly.
Several people from the Da Long Club.
The wound.
Dish of dish.
Until the official announcement that the DaLong Club had brought in a mysterious player as a substitute.
This gave everyone at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs hope.
And when they saw Su Yu.
Hope broken.
When they found out that Su Yu was Su Wei.
Hope rises!
When they saw Su Yu win with a single, overwhelming slap.
First, I logged into Weibo.
Share the official video!
The caption read: "Dragon Fist strikes, annihilating villains."
at the same time.
Extranet.
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has completely let loose.
First, he forwarded a video of Goubi Yangdezi trash-talking before the match.
Caption: This contestant, "Little Days," is incredibly talented and speaks very eloquently.
And tagged the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the People's Republic of China and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the United States.
Subsequently.
Another video of Su Yu's victory was released.
Caption: We must never do anything that could harm the friendship between our two countries. Even one extra slap will be considered a loss for the "Protective Cannon"!