Chapter 289
Chapter 289
"See? Su Wei is so scared he can't even speak."
In the live broadcast room.
Su Yu clicked on the trending topics.
The system notification immediately appeared in my mind.
His eyes sparkled with delight.
"System, you're late today."
System: "Ahem, dear host, I'm going to give you a special mission first."
But it was Su Yu's absent-minded look that caught it.
In the eyes of Jiang Xiaosheng's fans, Su Yu was terrified.
[Ding dong, congratulations dear host, special mission detected—The Rap Master's Counterattack.]
[Mission Description: Real? True to life? Then let's be real to them. Use your existing skills to fight back, and write a song to mock them until they break down.]
[Mission Rating: Determined based on the combined level of defense breaches achieved by Hua Chen and Jiang Xiaosheng during the mission, ranging from a minimum of S-rank to a maximum of SSS-rank.]
See the task description.
Su Yu burst out laughing.
"Hehehe, system, you're forcing me to follow in Lao Liu's footsteps."
The system denied it three times: "I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense, doge.jpg".
See this.
The viewers in Su Yu's live stream were starting to get scared.
They just wanted Su Yu to sing honestly and stop causing trouble like this.
I don't want Su Yu to become a complete idiot!
"Hey Su, you're not scared out of your wits, are you?"
"No way! It's just two shows! We don't care to go."
"Exactly, given your lazy nature, you probably wouldn't go anyway."
"Could it be that Jiang Xiaosheng cast a curse that turns people into idiots instead of a curse of bad luck?"
But just when everyone was worried...
A wisp of black smoke drifted in.
"How is this going?"
"Why did a wisp of black smoke suddenly appear in the live stream room?"
Does this look familiar to anyone?
"Doesn't it look a bit like that wisp of black smoke that drifted away when Jiang Xiaosheng burned the talisman earlier?"
"I'm grass (a type of plant)"
Seeing this, Su Yu scoffed:
"That's really slow."
Su Yu had just finished speaking.
The black smoke seemed to gain sentience and rushed straight at him.
But just as the black smoke was about to get close to Su Yu.
Click.
Su Yu turned the desk lamp on himself.
For an instant.
The light emitted by the light bulb.
It directly enveloped Su Yu.
Like a golden shield!
The black smoke crashed into it and was bounced back.
See this scene.
Everyone was so shocked their jaws nearly dislocated.
And there was also an indescribable feeling lingering in my heart.
You mean Taoist magic?
But Su Yu used a light bulb!
It could be said that it is not a Taoist art.
The black smoke that was just now was clearly blown away by the light emitted from the light bulb.
"Neon cyberpunk, it really lived up to its reputation!"
"Scientific fortune telling brings boundless blessings."
"Starting today, I have yet another reason to tap the electronic wooden fish."
however.
The real excitement is just beginning.
Su Yu calmly took out a calculator.
He asked mysteriously:
"Was someone attacking me with Taoist magic just now?"
After what just happened...
Viewers are starting to lose their sense of what real fortune telling is.
Is it like Jiang Xiaosheng, who holds a compass, deduces the I Ching, and determines one's destiny based on the Eight Characters?
Su Yu is like a light bulb, blessed with divine protection and electric light shielding him!
So much so that even at this moment, Su Yu was asking a question to a calculator.
They actually believed that the calculator could answer Su Yu's question.
4! (Yes)
After Su Yu finished asking the question.
When no one is paying attention.
I pressed the calculator button with lightning speed.
Even so, Su Yu's subtle actions were still keenly noticed by sharp-eyed viewers.
The audience burst into laughter.
“A normal fortune telling involves shaking a tortoise shell, calculating the eight characters of a birth chart, lighting incense to invite the gods, and burning talismans.”
"The fortune-telling light bulb is powered on, and the calculator is equipped with batteries."
"I'm a new viewer, but Su Wei isn't just a nobody, he's a real pro!"
"The important thing is the way Su Wei was secretly pressing the calculator earlier; it was obvious she was trying to fool us."
"I idolize Su Wei, but Su Wei treats me like an idiot."
But Su Yu's shady tactics had only just begun.
"So, are the people who attacked me with Taoist magic going to be in trouble?"
After Su Yu asked that question.
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